Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

back to Rei, he now got up, and he is walking around the school.
He enter the building, and go to the 'intensive care', where kroptik lay in the bed

Rei: Ohhhh... so sweet sleeping... what a lovely prince...

Kroptik: zzzzZZZzzZZzzzz...

Rei sit near him, passing his hands softly in kroptik's face, and lay him one kiss in the forehead.
Then, kroptik awakes, and yells

Kroptik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K!

Rei: sweet heart, are you ok?

Kroptik: keep your distance from me, now! NOVA!

kroptik attack fail the target, and destroy the wall, leading to one class near. The problem, is hat kroptik is just with underwear, and rei is grabbing his arm.
It doesn't take long, to appear some comments about the situation, and the students from the other class, start to take the wrong (or is it the right?) idea from kroptik

Kroptik: (to narrator) thank you very much for ruining my day here!

Anytime kropman

Kroptik: (to narrator) I supposed we were friends! how can you do this to me? Damn you!

You know, i get paid to write it, but don't take it so hearty, don't you?

Kroptik: (to narrator) cop off...

Still, Rei takes the change, and lift kroptik in the hair, just like does the groom to his bride

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Lemme down,you lummox

Rei:Darling,dont be rude with me,after all,u wanted to marry me very badly,lemme announce our relation 2 all da school

*climbs a tree and grabs a megaphone*



Rei:EVERYBODY,I WANNA TELL ALL OF YOU THE ME AND KROPTIK ARE ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY IN LOVE AND WE ARE GONNA GET MARRIED NEXT SUNDAY!!!!

*kroptik faints in horror,rei goes to his side*

Rei:Oh my sweet poor darling,i see u r too excited about this



it is getting noisy in here,we better leave

Falling:Hey you,deviant "prevert",u had yer damn fun,now go away and leave that student in peace

Rei:Woe is me,to be separated from my true love,i wont leave him,u will have to take our lives,at least he and me will be gathered in da afterlife

Falling:.....

[FallinG_StaR]

After thinking for a second...

Falling: Ok, If that's what it takes to end this madness, It will be my pleasure to grant your wish... (pulls out a sword) may you be happy together in heaven... or hell Muahahahahahaha...

As Falling sword came down towards the 2 lovers someone interrupts...

??: STOOPPP...

Falling: WoOw... Oh momma...  Who is the one that pleasures my sight?

??: I'm Eonia Transbaal and I'm the responsible for this young boy behavior...

Falling: WoOw... Realy?! So you're the cause of all this homo crap between Kroptik and Rei?

Eonia: No, I'm responsible only about the young tiger striped boy... the other is not my responsibility.

Falling: It figures... Kroptik doesn't need any help to behave faggish  Anyway, what did you do to Rei for him to behave like this?

Eonia: Its a long story... but I'll make it short for you... Its all my husband fault he's been giving away some sample potions to see if the sales of our store go up... but unfortunately he gave away some "bad" samples and one of those had a terrible side effect like the one your friend here is showing... and so here I am to make things back to normal...

Falling: No need to hurry things up... Lets go for a walk in the park so we can talk more about how to fix this problem and maybe dinner at my house after...

Eonia: Ok... Why not...

[SandStorm]

Eonia: but i must warn you one thing... Benten won't like to see you have a dinner with me.

Falling: How do you know that?

Eonia: I know things none think i know...

[Kroptik]

Offtopic:
Oh My God! What have you guys been doing?! 8|



Eonia: I think we should save your student first...

Falling: Fine...

* Kroptik wakes up *

Kroptik: Hhmm?? What's going on??

Rei: Finally you're awake, Darling.

Kroptik: Get away from me, will ya. (he pushes him away and notices Falling and Eonia) Who are you??

Falling: She's here to save you, Krop-boy, so be nice.

Rei: Darling don't leave me. (he hugs Kroptik again)

Kroptik: What are you waiting for? Cure the damn guy!

Eonia: I can't cure him yet. He needs to be asleep.

Falling: What a shame. Guess you'll have to put up with him and the love.

Kroptik: You wish.

* Kroptik kicks Rei right on the spot, then does a Flaming Uppercut, knocking him out cold *

Kroptik: There. He's asleep. Now cure the guy.

Falling (thinking): Shame. I was enjoying the show.

Eonia: Ok, here goes.
* She starts chanting a song in a voice barely whispered. Rei starts glowing and then.... nothing seems to happen *

Eonia: Done.

Kroptik: You sure? I don't want the guy chasing me again.

Eonia: Don't worry, I'm sure.

[Cosmic King]

*Rei falls to the ground,drooling and motionless*

Falling:Is that a normal effect?

Eonia:Beats me,i havent tried it on onis,maybe he has been cured from all sickness,if ya understand what i mean

Kroptik:Aye,well,lets get outta here before the police arrives and suspect us

*the trio leaves the apparently dead Rei in there;that same day but later on at Falling chauteau*

Benten:So tell me,falling,why r ya leaving so soon? remember u promised me to teach me to use a katana

Falling:I am just going to close a deal,my sweet goddess,nothing ya should worry about

Benten:(slowly drawing out her chains) is it a woman,right?

Falling:Benten,benten,u know that i show women my power,but never my essence

Benten:....

Falling:Fare well for now (leaves)

Benten:Well,u cant be da only one that can go "party out",i am gonna go too somewhere else (rides in her bike to a club)

*Meanwhile*

Kroptik:(sitting in a corner,armed with crosses,garlic and many anti-magic devices) I cant sleep or that horned man will go 4 me,i cant take any risks right now (his phone rings a lot,Kropman points 2 it with a shotgun) WHO IS IT??? CANT YOU SEE THAT MY SOUL IS BURNING???!!

Lum:It is me,krop-chan,i just wanted 2 ask if ya wanted to go to the movies as friends but since u r busy,i will ask Dark or Sand,bye bye'tcha (hangs up)

Kroptik:I CURSE YOU,REI OF URU!!!!!

*Now back at benten attempt 2 party out,she has been over-drinnking and a group of her friends seems to be astonished of how many beers she has chugged*



Benten:What are ya lookin at,bastards? never seen a drunken luck goddess?

Friend:It is not that,benten,but you only have 10 minutes in here,is that ninja boyfriend u have that made ya lower this like dat?

Benten:Dont mess wit me man,biatch or u wont have a mouth to say those things

Friend:Ok,ok,it seems we hit a nerve in ya,u should slow down yer beverages

Friend 2:Indeed she loves that ninja teacher

[FallinG_StaR]

A few hours later...

Falling: Man... I feel so bad doing this to Benten...

Eonia: Forget about her now... and kiss me...

Falling: No... I can't... Sorry but I have to go... I enjoyed the dinner and stuff... but my mind and heart is somewhere else...

Eonia: Fine... as you wish... you may go, but remember I'll be here for 1 week to do some shopping so if you need me you know where to find me.

Falling: Hmm... Ok... Whatever... Sayonara...

Falling leaves the hotel and drives back home... In the way he sees Benten's bike parked outside a bar...

Falling: Strange!? What is Benten doing here?! (enters the bar and sees Benten and a scared group of girls sitting on a table) Yo, Benten...

Benten: (completely drunk) Hmm... Whozz calling?  It sounded like that rotting bastard that I love... That left me all alone at home...

Falling: (thinking) Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, coming in here... What are you talking about my love? You know I was taking care of... some business propositions...

Friend 1: Please mister save us... we want to go home but she doesn't let us leave...

Friend 2: Yeah, and I want to go to the bathroom...

Falling: Ok... Benten I think you had enough we better go home now...

Benten: Leave me alone (gets up and pushes Falling away) I don't need your help... (starts walking but she's so drunk that she trips and falls on Falling arms) Ok... I think I'll let you take me home...

Falling gets her in the car and drive back to his chateau... there, he carries her in is arms to their room and places her gently in the bed...

Falling: (whispering at Benten hear) Forgive me... I wont do this to you again... You are the only star on my sky... and I devote all my love to you... (kisses her forehead)... I love you...

Benten: (waking up) ...I love you too...

As the night continued... the young couple show their true feelings for each other...
Meanwhile at Kroptiks house... Kroptik finally fall asleep... but he wasn't alone... as a shadow approached is bed... the ghostly figure whispered something...

Rei: You're mine now my prince...

Kroptik: (wakes up and screams) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the life of the young prince continues to be like a never ending nightmare... Muahahahahahahaha

[Kroptik]

* Thankfully, Kroptik was in fact having a dream, which means that when he woke up Rei was nowhere in sight *

Kroptik (thinking): OK, I need to calm down. The guy's on his way back to Uru by now anyway.

* Suddenly the phone rings *

Kroptik: Mochi-mochi?

Lum: Hi again, Kroptik.

Kroptik: Oh, hi Lum. Sorry about what happened a while ago. Had too much on my mind.

Lum: It's ok da'tcha. You still wanna come to the cinema? Everyone else was busy...

* Kroptik checks the clock and notices it's only 10 PM *

Kroptik: Sure thing, Lum. I'll go pick you up in...five minutes?

Lum: OK. See ya then.

Kroptik (thinking): This will help me calm down. And I can spend some time with Lum too.

[Cosmic King]

*Not so late,kroptik,lum...and ataru go to the nearest cinema available*

Kroptik:I wonder what kind of movie we r gonna see

Ataru:Knowing lum,it has 2 be a romance *yawn* boring movie

Lum:Darling!!!

Ataru:What? i am been sincere,i am more an action movie man

Kroptik:I dont mind the genre meanwhile lum likes it

Ataru:No wonder u almost got her,prince

Lum:Well,anyways i bought tickets to see that movie about 300 spartans'tcha

Ataru:Seems ok 2 me,lets go (after they buy some popcorn and beverages they go to the movie room,lum is sitting between her 2 men) hey look,here come the movie trailers of next hits

Trailer Narrator:This the story of a everyday teacher at a women university...



but when night reigns,his teacher role dies and he becomes an Harem master...



From award winning director Tetsuo Kurumada comes a fantasy orgy of titanic power in the movie called "Onegai Sensei" (Please,Teacher) coming soon on summer 2007

Ataru:I cant wait 2 see it,hehehehehe

Kroptik:Hush,moroboshi,or we will be kicked out before the movie starts (moves his vision towards lum and thinks) my god,u really r beautiful,lum,my heart still is sad for what happened but while u smile,i will be happy for ya

Lum:What happens,kroptik-kun'tcha?

Kroptik:Nothing,here just waiting 4 the trailers 2 end

*Movie starts right away,but apparently it is not 300 as the trio expected as the movie started with a guy been kidnapped by a giant octopus-god and delivered to a huge UFO*

Lum:Didnt 300 was a movie about some warriors vs, the persians?

Kroptik:Yup,it is supposed 2 be that

Ataru:Shh,the movie continues

*In the movie,the kidnapped boy is sent 2 da UFO lab and one girl dressed as a nurse approaches him*



Lum and Kroptik : WHAT ?!?

Ataru:This is getting interesting (muches some popcorn with excitement)

Movie Boy: Wait,dont touch me,you nympho

Nurse:Oh,getting shy? dont worry,i will make sure this doesnt hurt...much

Movie Boy:Stay away from me !!!

Nurse:I think i understand your problem,me boy,you dont know if i must collect it with my hands...or with my mouth  >

Movie Boy:Nooooo!!!!

Kroptik:I think we entered the wrong room,lady lum

Lum:Agreed (to ataru) darling,lets get out here and find the one where they are projecting the movie we wanted 2 see'tcha

Ataru:Just a minute,i wanna see if da nurse gets what she wants

Lum:(menacingly) Darling,i am gonna get angry,you know

*As ataru doesnt obey,lum has 2 use some shocking discipline;after that they go 2 see da real movie and enjoy the evening*

[Forgotten_Lum]

*after the movie, Kroptik, Lum and Ataru are walking home, ataru not showing anysigns of Lum's shock discipline of course*

Ataru: that was an okay movie i guess

Kroptik(whispering to ataru): you just wanted to watch the other movie

Ataru(whispering back): you know you wanted too or are you just here for Lum, or maybe a little of both

*Suddenly Lum comes flying up between the two, breaking up the private discussion*

Lum: what ya talking about'tcha

Kroptik(blushing): oh nothing much

Lum: Darling, i'm a bit hungry, lets stop in at the burger joint on the way home'tcha

Ataru: what you buying

Lum: of course not, you know i've already spent my money''tcha

Kroptik: on what?

Ataru: food...

Kroptik: wow Lum i think you should slow down, you wouldnt want to get a little chubby, just think of your image

Ataru: well there is some popcorn lleftover from the movie can this tie you over til we get home, at least at home it's free

Lum: Darling, please, I really have a craving for some french fries'tcha

Ataru: ah your going to make me broke, fine but you owe me

Kroptik: why dont i buy this time and you can buy next time lum

Lum: sounds like a good idea'tcha

*Suddenly in the distance*

??: Sweet heart...(getting louder)Sweet heart...(louder)Sweet heart

Kroptik(sweating): oh no not now

??:Sweet heart

*Rei comes running from up ahead and jumps at Kroptik, nearly crushing him when rei transforms into the cow, squeezing him until Kroptik is unconscious, then rei returns to normal*

Lum: leave him alone Rei

*Two wooden mallets come down on rei's head*

Lum: darling your helping

Ataru: stupid pervert, i wish he would just go away

Cherry: 'tis fate

Ataru: and will you stop that *hitting cherry into orbit with the mallet*

Lum: oh your just doing this so you dont have to pay

Ataru(stunned): um maybe, hey wait your doing it for the same reason

Lum(blushing): well umm

*Kroptik suddenly wakes up and sees Rei*

Kroptik: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get away from me

*Kroptik runs away*

Lum: and what should we do with Rei

Ataru: leave him, didnt you want food

Lum: Darling your buying, oh thank you *kisses him on the cheek* lets hurry, im starving

Ataru: she's almost as bad as Rei

*The next day, lum is the last person to the breakfast table*

Mrs. Moroboshi: Lum are you okay

Lum: now I am must have been something I ate last night

Mrs. Moroboshi: well i hope it isnt serious, oh ya lum, ataru, this came for you two

*Mrs. Moroboshi passes a letter to Lum

Ataru: whose it from?

Lum: Forgotten and Belldandy, oh it a wedding invitation, wow nine days from now

Mrs. Moroboshi: that's a sunday right

Ataru: Havent heard anything about that since the trial, i actually thought they were not going to get married before they are supposed to

Lum: we should tell them were coming when we get to school'tcha

Mrs. Moroboshi: well your going to be late if you dont get going now

*Lum and Ataru run out the door*

??: SWEET HEART, WHERE ARE YOU?

*Rei runs past ataru and lum*

Ataru: great there goes today

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Wasnt he cured of his homosexuality?

Ataru:Beats me,at least he will be making exercise with all that running,hehehehe

Lum:Anyways,that is da least of things in my head,darling

Ataru:U mean the wedding of forgotten?

Lum:Exactly

*they arrive at school,it seems falling-sensei decided to skip classes somehow*

Cosmic:First forgotten now falling,this is gettin contagious

Mendo:Well,forgotten came just here 2 watch over lum and since he is gettin married he needs all the privacy to...OMG!!! we need to protect belldandy!!!

Sand:But he isnt ataru,shutaro

Mendo:I also thought moroboshi was inofensive and just then he struck,we cant afford for more risks

Perm:You want belldandy 4 yerself?

Mendo:No,my heart still goes 4 lum but i cant allow that a goddess purity 2 be tainted

Cosmic:But ya know that Yggdrassil allowed this 2 happen,even if ya r right,which i doubt a lot,u cant attack their relationship

Sand:Yeah,unless u r gonna invade his home 2 get belldandy 2 safety

??:It is possible,but the effort will wear ya out

Mendo:How do ya know?

??:I went there some days ago and although i managed 2 enter,some force made me leave in peace

Cosmic:You sure about that,kenshiro?

Kenshiro:Yeah,i will only say this,that goddess must be not disturbed or u will respond 2 me (cracks knuckles)

Mendo:Arrr,maybe u r right,but that canadian semi-god better behave wit her

*Meanwhile,a blonde guy is holding a huge barrel of red liquids over the water purification plant*

Grahalm:Well,this is the last deposit of the red elixir,it was luck that i found this ancient disposal unit,nobody will be haunted by this anymore (leaves and doesnt notices taht the purification unit goes 2 da area of Tomobiki High)

[Forgotten_Lum]

*with the potion in the water system rapidly approaching the school*

*in Osen-sensei's class*

Osen: well i'm pretty sure most of have gotten one of these right

*Osen holding up an invitation*

Half the class: ya

Osen: well i am proud to announce forgotten will be absent for the next 2-3 weeks to prepare his wedding and go on his honeymoon afterwards, so it will be alot more peaceful in this class, now take your seats

Ataru: jeez he gets all the breaks doesn't he

Lum: oh leave forgotten alone darling, i hope he has a good wedding and honeymoon

Ataru: what ever, hey lum are you having troubles there, your uniform looks a little tight

Lum: it must have shrunk in the wash, what a bother

??: SWEET HEART...SWEET HEART...WHERE ARE YOU?

Kroptik: OH NO!!

*Rei comes bursting into the classroom*

[SandStorm]

But then, one sand burst knock out Rei, he is unconscious.


I am tired of gay people. TERRACUORE!

Rei got transformed in rock. Sand go there, touch the rock, and it dissolves to dust.
There is now no more sign of rei

Sand: Call the school maid to clean this duest. i'm leaving the class now.

Osen: NO STUDENT STEP AWAY FROM MY CLASS! YOU GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE!

Sand: Catch me... If you can.

Sand grins, and disperse himself in particles, leaving the class

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Ok,that really broke rei into pieces

Lum:I better take em to a nuclear containment unit'tcha

Ataru:Boy,forgotten is missing all da fun,hehehehe

Onsen:(armed with a vacuum cleaner) i dont care for it right now,no student of mine is gonna skip classes,i am after sand storm

Sand:(very far away) Catch me if ya can,onsen (accidentally steps on a lake,becomes mud) uh oh,this is not gonna be good (tries 2 escape before onsen arrives,meanwhile at the school backyard)

Random Student 1:Man,i need some water (he is about 2 drink from it when Kuribayashi stops him) ?!?

Kuribayashi:Halt,student,there have been informartion that one man peed in the water system,so i must warn everybody 2 stop drinking that water till we r safe

Random Student 2:Then what do we drink in here?

Kuribayashi:There is always milk,juice and why not,Popsi Coke and Roca Cola

Student 3:I sense a merchandise hook up in here (Mr. T arrives)



Mr. T: I pity the fool that refuses to drink Roca Cola,prepare 2 die

*After school*

Lum:Darling,darling

Ataru:What,lum? if is a way to get more big uniforms,u have 2 ask sakura,not me

Lum:Lets go visit forgotten-kun and belldandy,they were so good friends the days before our wedding'tcha

Ataru:Well,u have a point there,but u know where they live?

Lum:Sure,belldandy loaned me this matter traveller,i just adjust it 2 belldandy or forgotten DNA and we appear in front of them

Ataru:(devious face) i hope we appear in front of belldandy doing...well,u know

*Meanwhile sand storm is hiding in an adult film library*

Sand:Knowing onsen,he will go after me since i owe him all homeworks since January

*a girl touches sand shoulder*

??:Hey,are ya the one called Sand Storm?

Sand:Yeah,who wants 2 know?

*the girl appears completely*



??:My name is Sally Spanknowitz,but call me Sally Spank,i am a huge fan of yer work (kneels before sandstorm) i aknowledge you as my spanking sensei

Sand:Wow

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  "kneels before sandstorm" I don't think that's a good idea, especially in a adult film library... btw, I didn't know there where libraries of that kind... LoL