Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: BELLDANDY, WHERE ARE YOU?

Falling: hey idiot, try behind this door

*Everyone sees a massive door, which then begins to open slowly*

*Inside they see a throne room and sitting on the throne is ares*

Cosmic: didnt cherry just kill you

Ares: as you clearly see i dont die, I am immortal and now my power will grow, thanks to this little treasure

*he points to Belldandy, which is slowly being turned into a golden statue*

Forgotten: Belldandy*charges towards her*

Ares: dont think so

*Ares teleports infront of of forgotten and blastes him into the ground*

Cosmic: GET HIM!!!

*Suddenly a bright flash happens and everyone is on the ground, unable to move*

Ares: i am unbeatable

Forgotten(still unable to move): not if memory serves me right, a mere mortal had killed, but somehow you came back

Ares: damn you, you are right though and i was brought back to life by my brothers, to bad i am the last god of olympus and only the powers of olympus can kill me

Belldandy: Then you shall have the powers used against you

Ares: what!!! damn you vile wench, but your life will soon be over so i'm not worried

Belldandy: its not me that will kill you, but i am the key, dear it is time

Forgotten: no

*As the last of belldandy's face turns to gold a tear is seen falling from her eye*

Forgotten: no...

Ares: now my power is complete, let war rage

*Ares begins to grow until the whole building is destroyed*

Forgotten: you one big mistake Ares

Ares: What is that mortal

Forgotten: That makes 2, i'm no mortal and you let belldandy release me

*A chain around forgotten's neck begins to glow, filling him with memories that had been sealed away*

Offtopic: warning the videos in this post are violent and may contain nudity, viewer descresion is advised, also some spoilers if you are going to play GOW2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijg8knE_C10


*forgotten begins to grow and changes appearance*

Ares: what is this?

Forgotten(in a different voice): dont you remember me Ares, I am that great warrior you created, Kratos, the true god of war and i'm back to kill you

Ares: Never, i am immortal

Kratos: am have the powers of Olympus and i can kill you

Ares: never*charges at him*

Kratos: die*draws a blade from nowhere*

*and so the battle began and ended*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLpCxcOckY&mode=related&search=

*after the battle ends and the skies clear, everyone rises to see the destruction and stand in the middle, untouched is the statue of belldandy and Kratos standing over it*

Kratos: what have i become

*suddenly kratos shrinks and then swplits into himself and Forgotten*

Forgotten: you have become a mere memory, one with great power, but i hid this power, even from myself and only one person could have broken the seal*forgotten looks at the statue*

Kratos: take better care of her, better care then what i did to my wife and daughter

Forgotten: but how

Kratos: this is merely madusa's gaze with more power, easily broken by a god of war

Forgotten: you will become a destroyed memory, not even i will be able to bring you back

Kratos: my time is long past this is the time of true gods, not the fakes of olympus, this is for the sins i have committed

*Kratos touches the state and fades away*

Forgotten: good bye friend, if only you asked me instead of the gods of olympus, i could have removed your memories

*Suddenly there is a flash and gold sparkles blast in every direction, revealing the goddess, Belldandy*

Forgotten: oh thank god your alright

*everyone is up and walking around, Kroptik suddenly gets out of a pile of rubble*

Kroptik: thank god the building was destroy, otherwise i would be in kurama's arms again

Cosmic: good thing everything turned out okay

Tobimaru: What about my house? who is going to pay for this damage?

Falling: charge it to mendo

Mendo: why me

Kroptik: cause your the rich one

Ataru: so are you

Eldor: umm maybe i should get out of here

Moosey: where do you think your going, you have to answer some questions, like why did you help Ares

Eldor: umm...blackmail

Everyone: WHAT!!!

Eldor: bye for now *flies away*

Moosey: get back here, damn i cant fly, lum, take off your top

Lum(still drunk): okay yahoo

Ataru: lum stop

*ataru is trying to stop lum*

Moosey: i saw booby*takes off after Eldor*

Falling: seems that curse is coming in handy

Forgotten: i guess so

*Everyone stars laughing and start walking to there homes*

END OF FANFIC
Offtopic: this fic started off a bit slow, but i think it turned out great

[Cosmic King]

PARODY AD

Ataru: Hello,boyz and girls,especially all the babes that lurk in here,i know who you are,so stop pretending and call me at 01-800-HOTMORON,i will be waiting  

Lum:Darling!!!

Ataru:Oh yes,i have come here to present 2 ya the arrival of the 6th boxset of DEATHMATCH FICTION with all the techno goodies you all love,and if ya r a girl,be sure i will be there,hehehehehe,cuz i am gonna make yer fantasies come truth,and who knows,maybe u could make mine true   :9~ :D)

Lum:Darling...



Ataru:Speaking of desperate housewives,ok,here r da contents:

* Hot Unholidays

-Hotel of Horror (The gang has reserved themselves in a haunted hotel 4 their vacations)
-Inferno (Some hell lords r planning to overload earth with demons)

* Tomobiki High Night Dance Fever

-Royal Affairs (Tomobiki High has organized a spring dance hard 2 forget)
-Mrs. Rei ?!? (Lum strange food has turned ataru into a complete copy of Rei)
-Return of the Sunny Girl (Lum92 is back)
-DDR (Ataru has become a dance master tnx 2 lum science)
-Battle of Lust (Ataru lust has become sentient and Tomobiki High is its prey)
-The Prom Dance (Be welcome to the prom at Mendo mansion)

* Celestial Trial

(Will Forgotten and Falling survive a trial where they r accused of big problems?)

* Sweet Lum Badass Song

-Reality Bites (Lum vision is getting very nightmarish after she consumes some sleep pills)
-Lum the Notorious (Thanks 2 MC Morpheus magic,Lum has a new brand attitude)
-Sweet Dreams (It is time 2 cure lum from her new personality only time can cure)

* Crap-o-rama

-Space Problems (Falling and Kroptik have entered a feud,results may turn gay)
-It came from the Future (A time traveller came 2 meet his ancestors,which include lum,benten and falling)

* Mystery at Mizukonoji Mansion

-Base-Blitz-Ball (A friendly baseball game turns violent)
-Trapped (The gang has been trapped at tobimaro mansion,will they be tortured or something awaits them?)
-Spanker Paradise (Spank enters a psycho-tropic trip while exploring da mansion)
-Party Madness (It is up 4 da warriors 2 get together in the haunted party)
-God of War (It seems all was Ares magic,it is time 2 plug off that war deity)

And as always,the extra episodes...

Horror at the MSN Chat

(What dreadful mystery lurked at that unholy chat conversation?)

The Thunder God and Videogames Volume 2

(Thor and the UY Warriors tackle the Xbox 360 and Wii this time)

Spank Match

(Kaede and Sand have turned the earth in a place for their spanking crusade,expect huge damages when Lum92 joins the fun with them)

Double Trouble at Canada

(Forgotten and Belldandy receive a surprise visit from Sandstorm and Falling)

2007:A Space Orgy

(Come along and witness a never-seen adventure of Cindy Chupapau and Jenny Suckasucka)

By the way to the first buyers comes a surprise gift,u get to take home a spankboard signed by the DM staff,the famous cat carrier (version with darkdevil unavailable> and several other gifts for free,make it yours in august 12th

PARODY AD END

[FallinG_StaR]

Deathmatch Fiction: # 2903

The spy that came from the cold... First encounter of the new hero

On the rooftop of a tall building in the city of Tomobiki stood a masked person, with his cape fluttering behind him, stood in the darkness of the night observing everything that was going on below... At the same time Falling Star, SandStorm and Ataru where on their way to the towns only sex shop...

Ataru: Thank you sensei for telling Lum that you needed me to help you with some school projects... or else I couldn't get rid of her...

Falling: Yeah... But don't think I'm going to do this every time you need to buy new porn movies and stuff like that... Btw, why are you going there Sand?

Sand: I need some new spank sticks... I got a bit exited last night and broke them...

Falling:(thinking) Great... What a way to spend the night... escorting pervs to the sex shop...

Suddenly something had caught Falling's eye... A dark shady figure with a dark and suspicious outfit. moved sneakily on top of the roofs following them...

Falling: Hmm... What have we got here?!

Sand/Ataru: What???

Falling: Never mind... I was just talking to myself... (thinking) I need to find who's that guy and the reason for why following us...

Ataru: Well Sensei... we're here... lets go in... shall we? Sensei?

Falling: ... What??? Oh...Yeah, yeah lets go in...

Sand: What's the problem sensei??? Are you embarrassed? Are you afraid someone sees you entering one of these stores???

Falling: No... I've been in hundreds of stores like this... Be right back, I need to go to the bath room...

Ataru: Wow... hundreds of stores... he's a bigger perv than me...

Falling uses is ninja skills to exit the store at lightning speed and disguises himself to pass unnoticed by the lurking masked man... and shows up behind him...

Falling: (taps on the Masked Man shoulder) Excuse me... may I help you??? (sarcastically)

MM: (with a woman voice) What the... How did you know I was here??? And how did you get here without me seeing you leave the store???

Falling: Hmm??? (thinking) It looks like our mystery man is a girl... (talking) Wait a minute... I'm the one making the questions here... and you can start by telling me Who are you and why where you following us???

Masked Girl: Haha... do you think I'm afraid of you?

Falling: Well, yeah... most people are... especially after I break every bone of their body...

MGirl: What??? Wait a minute your not going to hit unarmed girl are you?

Falling: Well, your right I can't hurt girls...

At that moment the Masked Girl sees an opening and kicks Falling nuts making him fall on is knees...

MGirl: Haha... Men... so predictable... Well, I got to go now we'll meet again... Bye... Hahahahahahahaha...

Falling: (in extreme pain) God damn you... you'll pay for this... Oooohh... god... I think I'll need surgery to put them back into place...

Finally Falling recovers and gets up and joins the others, but he does not tell them about what happened...

Next day at school... During Falling class someone knocks on the door... and delivers a note to Falling...

Falling: People I have a announcement to make...

Kroptik: No more school...

Falling: You wish... Just shut up and listen... We have a new transfer student from Canada joining us today... and just moved recently to Japan...

Someone opens the door and the new student comes in and everyone (men mostly) are stunned by what they are seeing...

Ataru: OMG!!!! What a babe...

Lum: Darling!!!! Behave your self!!!! (zapps Ataru)

Falling: Wow... Well, then can you introduce yourself to the class?

Sand:(whispering to Kroptik) I would introduce her to my spanking sticks...

?: My name is Kris I'm from Canada and its a pleasure to meet you all I hope we can all be friends...

[SandStorm]

All: Welcome Kris!

All the boys: We'll help you in anything you want!

Kris: Thanks. (misterious grinning)

[Forgotten_Lum]

Falling: well now lets see, where can you sit

Kris: there is two seats over there

Falling: no no, that is Forgotten and Belldandy's seats

*forgotten and belldandy enter the room*

Falling: late as usual i see, what is it this time

Forgotten: just showing belldandy a bit of Canada, we still havent decided on where to go for our honeymoon

Kris: Canada eh

Forgotten: oh a new student nice to meet you, I'm Forgotten

Belldandy: and i'm Belldandy

Falling: take your seats you two

*They take there seats, Kris is told to take the seat behind cosmic*

Kroptik(whispering): yo forgotten, she's from Canada too

[Cosmic King]

*after a tiring day at school*

Falling:Wow,these kids today leave like lightning (but before he leaves the classroom,Kris approaches him) what is it Kris?

Kris:Dont play silly sensei,i know it was you

Falling:What do ya mean?

Kris:Tell me,can ya recall a pain in yer testicles?

Falling:How do ya know that? oh,no,dont tell me that you are...

Kris:Yes,i am the masked girl that beat ya

Falling:Why were ya following me?

Kris:I was on a mission to observe "yer famous skills"

Falling:That explains the mystery,so that makes yer arrival at school a charade?

Kris:No,i needed 2 learn something at Japan

Falling:Hmm,may i ask who sent ya in such mission ?

Kris:You r about 2 meet him,right now (she activates a teleport device,they arrive in front of an old man in a big house)



Sean:Jolly good to meet ya,mr. blitzkrieg,i guess u already met my pupil Kris

Falling:Oh my god,you are Sean %$#@ Connery !!!

Sean:I plead guilty,hehehehe,but enough of me,lad,i asked Kris 2 bring ta here so i could ask ya if u will wanna join S.H.I.T.?

Falling:Beg yer pardon,sir?

Sean: The Spy Headquarters Integrity Team

Falling:Ohh
Posted on: April 01, 2007, 12:39:17 AMFalling:And what do ya require from me,Mr. Connery?

Sean:You see,lad,there have been some kidnappings in yer area in Japan,all of them r young girls,besides that we know that da kidnapper apparently hires them as nurses then makes them dissapear,yer profile wit the UY warriors makes ya a perfect choice 4 this,besides the payment is good

Falling:I am flattered,sir,but isnt that a police case?

Sean:Apparently,but since this have been happening for some time without response,police lost hopes,besides Intelligence confirms something grim in this case

Falling:Ok,i am in

Sean:Agent Kris will assist ya,after all it is girls that this kidnapper is after

Kris:Aye,boss

Sean:Excellent (to falling) welcome 2 SHIT,mr. blitzkrieg

Falling:That still sounds awkward

*next day,Kris is dressed as a nurse <falling is using an invisible spell on him> and arrives at da address where she should meet the one hiring da nurses,a blue Rolls Royce arrives near her,a hooded man approaches her*

??:I suppose you came for the job,mein fraulein,ja?

Kris:Yes,when do i start?

??:Oh,very soon,hop aboard,i shall take you with the good doctor (she enters da car,falling also enters remaining invisible,they arrive at an old hospital very far far away)

Kris:Is this the place?

??:Yes,look,here comes the good doctor

Doctor:Welcome aboard,my dear friend,i assure ya u will like da experience at the Hospital of me,Dr. Faustus Grimm,first of all,do ya have clean blood?

Kris:Why,yes

Dr. Grimm:Uhmm,excellent,then u r what i need,come on in

??:Doctor,i sense a smell near da auto,like cologne

Dr. Grimm:Must be yer imagination,Igan (the 3 enter da hospital)

Falling:Phew,they almost got me (meanwhile inside da hospital)

Dr. Grimm:Here will be yer room,miss

Kris:Thank you

Dr. Grimm:Hope u like roommates,meet miss Shinobi Nobade

Shinobi:Nice 2 meet ya

Kris:Same,partner

Dr. Grimm:Well,i will leave ya u 2 alone,i need 2 attend some business (leaves)

*That same day,ayt night,Kris is readin a book while meditating what 2 do,shinobi is called away by Dr. Grimm,after a while sounds of violence r barely heard,that for the human ears but kris was trained to hear even that,she follows da sound,and enters a glowing room but before she could sneak in the room she is hit in the head by Igan who was silently guarding,she falls unconcious*

Igan:It seems we had a uninvited visitor,Herr Doctor

Dr. Grimm:Yeah,a shame a beauty like this will soon be wasted as the other ones,tie her,i will need her soon

Igan:Yes

*Outside,falling has unlocked da first door,he enters da whole building,all remains silent,he enters a dark room*

Falling:It appears 2 b a filing room,hmmm,all in here seems suspiscious,i will go here later,i better go find Kris (while he is searching for her,a hidden passage opens when falling stepped in a certain area of the floor) lets see where it leads (after a while he arrives at huge iron room,a voice is heard as the Hooded Igan gets near armed with a scythe)

Igan:Game over,invader (tries 2 hurt him,but falling gives him an uppercut that knocks his hood)

Falling:Lets have a closer look (falling gets near Igan 2 see his face and...)

Igan:Taste my mega-beam (a laser blast hits falling) now i will strangle ya,invader  (begans choking falling) feel my steel grip

Falling:Not so fast,cyclops (grabs da scythe and stabs Igan eye with it)

Igan:Yiarrrghhh,i am not beaten yet,if i will die,u will too (hits the wall with his super force fist,breaking the water system and flooding the room very fast) nobody will cry for ya,swine,u will have enough water right now,mwahahahaha.....(drowns and dies)

Falling:I better get out (summons an energy blast 2 destroy da ceiling and jump away from da flooded room) phew,i am safe (a titanium cage falls over him) now what?

Dr. Grimm:It amazes me u could beat Igan,foreigner,unknown 2 ya Igan blast has rendered ya moveless for a while except for walking,i shall show ya my experiment before i deal with ya (grabs a Magnum .44,ties falling from the neck and brings him 2 an operation room,there is the corpse of Shinobi,all left in bloody state,also there is Kris,semi-sleepy and tied)

Falling:What have you done?

Dr. Grimm:You see,my boy,i am working for a global society that requires my genetic engineering services,however this business is risky so i made the perfect bodyguard 4 me,his name is Gorro,only bad thing is that requires young and clean blood 2 work

Falling:Bastard (shrugs off the effects and hits Dr. Grimm wit an uppercut making him drop his gun,releases Kris) you have long enough lived

Dr. Grimm:(to another of his monster-looking servants) release Gorro over him

Servant:Yes,sir (opens an electric cage and from it emerges a monster..)

Dr. Grimm:Gorro,Kill !!!

*Falling jumps Gorro and decapitate the servant,now is about 2 deal wit Grimm when Gorro grabs Falling and begings striking him with his sheer ferocity*

Falling:Blacking out,this damn thing is strong (Kris grabs the magnum Grimm dropped and shoots 2 Gorro back,not killing him but stunning him,Falling exploits this 2 deliver several energy blasts 2 Gorro chest,the monster trips over several chemicals burning the room )

Kris:I will go after Grimm,he went 2 the balcony,u deal wit Gorro

Falling:Man,if i werent such a gentleman

Gorro:DIE (is about 2 strike Falling wit all his strenght when Falling rips several electric wires and puts them 2 electroshock Gorro,killing him)

Falling:Shocking development,hehehehe (goes 2 Kris) Where is Grimm??

Kris:I had him cornered when he jumped from here,a black helicopter labeled STRANGELOVE rescued him,we havent seen da last of him

Falling:Well,at least we shut down his sick experiment in here,lets go 4 dinner,my treat

Kris:Wow,u r getting good at imitating James Bond

Falling:Hehehehehe,lets get out (they leave the burning horror hospital via Falling wind spells and proceed 2 go dinner)
Posted on: April 02, 2007, 02:36:02 AM*Next day that horrible symphony of death and despair roared in an iron building with a flexiglass wall,little that poor victims knew that their screams for help were deafened by other sounds as they were in...*



*Happyland,an amusement park where lum,ataru,belldandy and forgotten r spendin their well deserved rest in springtime*

Lum:Darling,darling,lets go 4 da tunnel of love

Ataru:Nah,u know that thing dizzies me,lets go 2 da Stomping Cars

Forgotten:Well,lets give it a try (they go 2 da stomp cars,all goes as usual but forgotten doesnt realize someone is about 2 strike his car from behind,belldandy reacts and turns da foe car into smoke) tnx,belldandy

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
this is getting good
Posted on: April 02, 2007, 09:39:31 PMBut the driver from the other stomp car, simply got crazy

Guy: You crazy morons!

Forgotten: How impolite, they don't even know how to amuse. (cody make the guy disappear as one magician)


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While at its home, Falling ring out forgotten, but none answers the phone

Falling: Well, when we need them, they're never ready for you. Oh well, maybe cosmic can help he with this issue.

But once he opens the door, he see kris

Kris: Becareful about what yuu'll do Falling. SHIT must be kept in secret, and even if we work together now, i'll be happy to do mixed eggs with your... balls.

Far away from that place, the good 'old' pall shaft is doing similar investigations, when he got stuck, and felt in one trap.

Shaft: Sh*t man, those mothafocka will pay for this!

One sinister laughing caes from the trap dark area

Shaft: Who's there man!? no biatch play jokes with me!

get up, and prepare his weapons, while walking slowly in direction to the dark area

[Cosmic King]

*Alas,shaft was just high after he used his Kool Aid bong,meanwhile at Falling house,he has learned that "one must break some eggs 2 make an omelette",what a crazy day 4 these two,meanwhile a lonely goddess mediates near an asteroid in the asgardian dimension,she is approached by Thor*

Thor:M'lady,why art not thee with the young fellow named Forgotten?

Belldandy:Well,after we left Happyland he began 2 feel ill,i tried to help but he told me he wanted 2 be alone some moments,besides i think i must reflect

Thor:What thoughts ill thy mind,noble belldandy?

Belldandy:They arent ill thoughts,it is just that it is getting so close the date of my wedding,son of odin

Thor:Verily,thee art lucky to hath that god-boy as groom,m'lady,i assure thee the odinson will protect thy love,by the way,i wanted to ask thee a favor,fair belldandy

Belldandy:As long it isnt a dirty wish

Thor:I say nay to thee,belldandy,thee knows i am already a god of asgard,what i require thee 2 do is to have this (gives her Mjolnir)

Belldandy:Why u r giving me yer mystical hammer?

Thor:Let me tell thee why,mine hammer mjolnir major mystic energy was split from it after i battled some Olympian Monsters,i will travel 2 find da rest of the magic,for now i want thee 2 take care of it as although is in a weak state,mjolnir can still be dangerous in wrong hands,m'lady,and since thee art a worthy and pure goddess,thee will be able 2 lift it since besides me only that kind of people can lift mine hammer

Belldandy:Dont worry,i will take care of it,thor

Thor:Fare thee well,belldandy (flies away)

Belldandy:Now what will i do with this?

[SandStorm]

Belldandy: Oh well, I can ask cody to hang up my favorite picture in the main room.

Moments later, she arrive at home, and Forgotten is in his room, sleeping, with fever.

Belldandy: my poor honey... You will get well soon. (kiss his forehead)

[Cosmic King]

*Belldandy remained there taking care of forgotten,they needed 2 be as together as never before,a goddess and a self-made god,will this be against god green earth nature?,only time will tell indeed,let us go further 2 the space asylum,there we see Sandstorm and Kaede,that went 2 visit Luigay the Chicken Rapist and more,both warriors had spanking sticks,only thing that remained was some butt 2 strike,sand and kaede have so little time and so many people 2 spank*

Kaede:Good thing the asylum/jail keeper wanted 2 donate money 2 darkdevil home if we spanked all da inmates

Sand:A dream come true 

*Thus the massacre...err,justice dispensement continued,but on kaede blind rage,she destroyed a panel that retained one special prisoner in his cell,now he is free again,he slips under sand and kaede surveilance and escapes 4 a future vengeance,but for now fun and chaos remains in da hearts of the warriors*

DM Fic End

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Wow... now that's what a call a twisted ending... or is it a ending with a twist???

[Cosmic King]

Death Match Fiction # 412

How do you know this isnt the end of the world?

*There is a place called the Land of the Damned,however it is not a hellish dimension,it's a bar located near Mars and the asteroid belt,there sitting pathetically is the figure of Rei,an oni that had everything and yet nothing at da same time,now he is drowning his sorrow in whiskey and else,one blonde approaches him*

??:Yo,mac,why so depressed,man?

Rei:None of yer business !!!

??:Chill out,oni,by yer look,i can say u r heartbroken

Rei:(sarcasm) You dont say,right?

??:It must been quite a girl 2 make ya lower this like dat

Rei:One of a kind girl,blondie

??:Well,u seem as a good person,take this special elixir,it will ease yer pain

Rei:(takes it) i am not in da mood really,but thanks,i better get outta here (pays and leaves the bar)

Barman:(to blondie man) Hey,Grahalm,why u gave that oni one of yer special red elixirs?

Grahalm:Did i gave him one of those?

Barman:Yup

*Grahalm turns his head to the dawn*



Barman:Why ya say dat?

Grahalm:You dont wanna know,only thing i can tell ya is that the oni will find a stunning surprise and that my wife wont have 2 worry for more lawsuits against us

Barman:Hmmm,i wonder what will happem

*Meanwhile on earth,the UY gang is playing some volleyball*

Ataru:Yo,lum,why arent ya playing? u  just staring at me



Lum:Sorry,darling,is just that lately i have been having some nausea and dizziness,u guys better continue playin,i dont wanna spoil da fun'tcha

Mendo:It saddens me truly yer condition,miss lum,fear not,i shall win in yer lovely name that makes all the roses and nymphs go pale

Forgotten:Show-off

Belldandy:Well,u could take some lessons from him,forgotten-kun

Forgotten:Beg your pardon? he is Shutaro Flipping Mendo,i dont wanna be his clone

Ryuu:We are gonna play or what?

*Suddenly an oni space ship crashes nearby,it seems Rei was so drunk he "landed" there,he emerges and noticing lum,goes 2 her*

Rei:Lum,i dont care if you are married,i came 2 make ya mine before this human swine stains ya with his seed

Ataru:Too late,friend,hehehehehe

Lum:Rei,buzz off from here,u only bring problems when u come

Kroptik:You heard her,rei,if ya wanna problems we will respond against ya

Rei:I dont have 2 listen 2 ya,time i take some booze (begins drinking from the red elixir)

Lum:That is it,u will never cease to be that chauvinistic glutton,why cant be ya be a little more caring and mature as me for example?

*Rei finishes drinking so sudden as lum question begins echoing in his mind,he collapses in the ground*

Kroptik:I think he commited suicide

Ataru:Lets go poke his corpse,hehehehe (they go near rei fallen,he suddenly rises up,he seems confused) you okay?

Rei:(with gilrly voice) Darling,i had a nightmare,i dreamed i was rei,please protect me,Lum,darling'tcha (grabs ataru and kisses him)

All:WHATTT?!!!!!

Lum:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Rei:(Spoting kroptik) Kroptik-oujin,how much i missed ya,sweetie

Kroptik:Uh-Oh

*Meanwhile at Land of the Damned*

Barman:Grahalm,may i ask what is the name of yer red elixir?

Grahalm:Sure,it's name is the Love Re-Creation 2.6,normally a love enhancer,but lately the effects have been quite strange

[SandStorm]

Kroptik: Leave me alone!

Rei: Honey, i love you'tcha... Kiss me, one french wetty kiss

Rei kiss kroptik, the poor tecas prince falls in one deep coma, result from this big trauma.
Then, Rei goes around, until he see Osen

Rei: Oooosen! you look so sexy with that jelly belly! i like it very much!

grab osen by his arm

Osen: Hand off you stupid oni! (punch rei in his face)

Ryuu: lets get outta here, and bring that dude with us.

they pick up kroptik to sakura

Rei: You hit me...

Rei start crying, and Osen run away from there

[Cosmic King]

*Since the perverted oni has his mind on Onsen,he chases him away for now,so they have free hours and lum and ataru go 2 an ice cream store*

Employee:What flavor will u want?

Ataru:Just give me simple chocolate cone

Employee:And for the sweet girl?

Lum:Hmm,i think i will have the Jumbo Banana Split'tcha (she does her usual sweet face)



Ataru:(astonished) Wow,u seem very hungry after u have nausea

*Meanwhile a black haired guy enters to what seems 2 be da dance studio where Krop and Lum used 2 use,he approaches Sosuke,the manager*

Sosuke:What may i do for ya?

??:I have a special mission 4 ya and mister kenshiro,sosuke

Sosuke:(preparing some weapons) i see,do tell me what is it that u require our mercenary skills?

??:I require you 2 go 2 a huge house in the mountains and bring 2 me Belldandy,i warn ya,the place is under security (throws a bag full of money) here is yer payment in advance

Sosuke:Good,when do we start?

??:Now,if it is possible

*Meanwhile at Moroboshi house,it is a rainy afternoon*

Ataru:Lum,i cant believe u ate da whole thing

Lum:I cant help myself if i am hungry,darling'tcha (someone knocks at da door)

Ataru:(opening the door) Yeah,who is it?

Rei:DARLING!!! (hugs him and tries 2 kiss him) why is everybody escaping from my love?

Lum:This is gonna be messy'tcha

*In another place,Sosuke and Kenshiro have arrived at the place of their mission*

Sosuke:You will go at the east area,i will take da west one,good luck

Kenshiro:Ok (goes 2 da east area)

Sosuke:Lets see what did Belldandy's fiancee has in store for us (a cackling laugh is heard) reveal yerself (a skinny and psychotic man appears)

??:You were a fool 2 enter Master Forgotten property when he isnt around,that is a mistake u wont make after i slash ya as i am Sammy the Slasher (draws out 2 katanas)



*Sammy's katanas slashes begin destroying several trees*

Sosuke:Zat so? I have a medicine for ya (cocks shotgun and...)



Sosuke:Hmph,quite an easy foe,i wonder what is Kenshiro facing

*Meanwhile Kenshiro has entered what seems 2 be ruins*

Kenshiro:Although there is silence,it is obvious i am cornered (suddenly an army of gangstas are surrounding him) i dont have time 2 kill of ya,show me yer leader

??:You speak too much for one who is gonnna die,invader

Kenshiro:I suppose u r da leader,show yerself and stop hiding

??:You asked for it (the leader reveals himself)



Know that u will die at the hands of Hogan,captain of forgotten-sama army and his chief lemon harvester

Kenshiro:Lemon harvester?

Hogan:Yes,as lord forgotten says "if life gives ya lemons,do lemonade",that is the occupation my sire gives me when i am not killing,which is what i am gonna do against u

Kenshiro:Bring it on,sissy

Hogan:You will pay for that insult



*Kenshiro barely manages 2 evade it as Hogan pierced a wall and...*



Kenshiro:Interesting attack yer canadian master taught ya (Hogan frees himself from the wall and seems he removed a chunk of it)



Hogan:You are right 2 fear it,is this attack what earned me the title of Lemon Harvester,it is time u receive it again (jumps and performs the Kazan Gokuaku Sou)

Kenshiro:Anata no baka,Hokuto Shinken wa muteki !!! (catches Hogan arma and begins to twist it)



*then throws Hogan in the air and begins striking him*



You received the Hyappo Zan (100 Ways Slash),you are already dead,farewell

Hogan:What?!? (his head begins growing so fast that he explodes)

Kenshiro:(to soldiers) Who will take me on now? (they run away in fear) hmph,well,anyways the entrance to miss belldandy is close

*However Sosuke is already in front of Belldandy chamber,the thing is that he has 2 confront yet another guardian,a chubby man in tuxedo and using an umbrella*

??:Hahaahahaha,quite a long way u did only to fall in my hands,lad

Sosuke:Spare me the drama queen act

??:Alas,youth is too arrogant and never listening to their elders,i assure ya,my friend,that u finally met your match against me,Washio,right-hand of Forgotten sama as well as his butler,also i am known as "Fast and Furious"

Sosuke:More like "fat and the furious",eat some bullets,fatso (begins shooting with the machine gun but Washio evades them all with superhuman speed)



Washio:Quite a waste of bullets,lad,my turn (jumps and begins umbrella-striking Sosuke in several vital points) be glad i didnt destroyed anything valuable

Sosuke:Yiarrghh,you really are strong,fat bastard

Washio:I see u still want more,u r free to try again till there is no breath in ya

Sosuke:(grabs his super-gun) Do you feel lucky,punk? Well,do ya?

Washio:Try to shoot,u wont hit me anyways

Sosuke:Shut Up !!!

*shoots the most powerful projectile to washio but he evades it Matrix-style*



Washio:If that was yer best shot,then u r already beaten (begans rotating till he becomes a living hurricane that strikes several times Sosuke till he collapses beaten) hmph,it seems Ms. Belldandy dignity has survived,master forgotten will be pleased
Posted on: April 14, 2007, 12:48:46 AM*Suddenly kenshiro appears before Washio*



Washio:I see other lamb has come 4 the slaughter

Kenshiro:I suppose u r da last guardian realizing u could beat Sosuke shooting skills

Washio:Indeed i am,lad,now try 2 avenge yer partner battling me cuz i really need the practice against blokes like ya



*Kenshiro jumps against Washio and delivers several kicka but Washio is too fast*

Washio:You are slow,you are far too slow,my turn now (uses the unmbrella to slice Kenshiro) that is a small show of my Gento Ho'oh Ken style

Kenshiro:Do ya mean the Imperial Fist of the Phoenix Star?

Washio:Aye

Kenshiro:Indeed a great assasin martial art,but i must finish this mission and ya are going down (uses super speed to deliver several blows to Washio chest)



Washio:(shrugging off the effects) Is that all u got? shame on ya,i forgot to tell ya that forgotten-sama trained me so my body would be like a cushion,i can absorb any attacks u deliver and still be unharmed,now lets see if ya can survive...the Destroyer Ring!!!

*channels his energy in the umbrella and blasts away Kenshiro*



Washio:Your use has ended (calls several soldiers) you can have some fun with him

*but before any soldier could beat Ken,he rises up*



*his body begins to glow,all da soldiers get paralized and 3 seconds later,they explode*
Posted on: April 14, 2007, 09:50:48 PMKenshiro:All of ya are already dead

*but it seems that Washio shielded himself from the killing aura*



Washio:I must say that yer attack,Tenryu Kokuho,is to be praised,but i am several levels above yer martial art,however yer tenacity has moved me,i shall give ya a warriors death (enters a battle stance) this pose,Juuji Tensho,will allow me to give ya death's sweet release

Kenshiro:Two can play da same game (puts himself in a battle stance)



it is time we give our last attack,know that u will die before Kenshiro

Washio:I shall try to remember yer name,Kenshiro,now die....Meidatsu Koryuha!!!!

Kenshiro:Hokuto Shinken is invincible....Tenha Hyappo Kassatsu!!!...atatatatatatatatata



*Both titanic attacks clash,and then only slience remains,and from the debris of battle,a figure rises up...it is Kenshiro,heavily injured but thriumphant as his attack could beat Washio cushion body and collapsed a part of the building over them*

Kenshiro:Washio,one of the most powerful foes i have faced (goes to Sosuke) hey,sagara,wake up,we have a mission to complete

Sosuke:True,ken,damn that fat butler,he really knows how to pack a beating

*They open the door to Belldandy chamber,she is sleeping so peacefully*

Kenshiro:As a princess in a fairy tale,isnt it?

Sosuke:Yeah,somehow i feel we r not doing the correct thing at all,why dont ya press a memory power point in her 2 check if she really is a kidnapped woman?

Kenshiro:Ok (presses it ad discovers Belldandy is there under her own will and due to Yggdrassil deal) yeah,u r right,we were used by Mo...

Sosuke:No need to tell it,ken,we shall tell him a fake report as "a magical force couldnt let us approach her",that will shut him up,besides the good thing in our business is that there is no money back,heheheh

Kenshiro:Well,lets get outta here before they call the cavalry,indeed this woman is worth all this protection (they leave Grahlman Mansion)

[Forgotten_Lum]

*On his roof watching the action, Forgotten has returned home*

Forgotten: Hmm there are good men after all and do you think Belldandy will be surprized, well sammy

*Behind forgotten, three ghostly figures rise up and take the shapes of sammy, hogan and washio*

Sammy: i think so master, she has been waiting for the wedding for awhile now

Hogan: that fighting really hurt

Forgotten: dont worry you'll get some time off

Washio: would you like a drink master

Forgotten: not now i'm a bit tired, after all i havent slept in a couple days, dealing with the invitations

Washio: good night master, dont worry we'll have the mess cleaned up by the morning

*Forgotten disappears into his mansion*