Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

On Topic:

Nicely done,MooseChangerPat,sorry 2 arrive late,great post

[MooseChangerPat]

Thanks for noticing.  (said in Eyeore from Winnie the Pooh style)

[Forgotten_Lum]

Lum: ten what are you doing back here, i thought i told you to stay in the UFO

Ten: well i got bored and

*ataru grabs a frying pan and slams ten out the window*

Lum: i dont know if i should be mad or happy darling

Ten: well i'm mad

Lum: ten stop

Ten: but lum

Lum: no not tonight

Ten: aawwww

*ten flies away*

Ataru: but i thought we were...well, done, i mean umm

Lum: Darling



Lum:well...umm

Ataru: lum i know we are married but umm...lum i want to be with you forever

Lum: darling



*both lovers gaze 2 each other and knew it had 2 happen*

*Once when both lovers reached their nest of love,Moroboshi's rigid and bloody warrior ventured into Lum temple of purity,therefore from 2 that were there,was only 1*

*the night passed and ataru and lum lay there*

Lum: darling thank you so much, i know i can trust you



*The sunlight from the morning sun enter the room*

Ataru: is it morning already, time flies when when your...umm

Lum: hehehe



Mrs. Moroboshi: ataru, you better not be here or you are in trouble

Lum and Ataru: uh oh



Mrs. Moroboshi: what the...

Ataru and Lum: ummm



Mrs. Moroboshi: what did i see...

Lum: darling, i'll go talk to her, we are married after all, she should understand



Ataru: well what have i gotten myself into, i guess i should follow it through, i just feel a little different, like i have been satisfied, like i have girl hunted with alot of success, but umm i dont know

[Cosmic King]

Watcher Still was Lum surrounded by the fragance of love when she noticed mrs. moroboshi was crying in joy,her little boy was a man,indeed she felt a little embarrased but yet...

Mrs Moroboshi:Sorry if i scared ya,lum

Lum:The same i say,mom

Mrs. Moroboshi:My ataru may be a silly boy,but he is good,i am sure u and him will make a perfect family

Lum:Well,i dunno if i will have his child soon,mom

Mrs Moroboshi:Well,lets discuss that later,you and ataru better eat breakfast and go 2 school

Lum:Ok (soon she and ataru are at school)

Mendo:Yo,miss lum

Lum:Hi,shutaro

Mendo:Today is a good day,isnt it?

Lum:Yep,it is,shutaro



*After school*

Ataru:Damn,i dont feel as girl hunting 2day and i suddenly get blazing



Lum:(thinking)could that be a side effect of...?

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Don't forget to indicate the end and the begining of the episode.

[Kroptik]

Offtopic:
That was hard to read...
And nice post Moosey

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: it's not over yet Kroptik

Ataru: i dont know why but today i feel like i could beat mendo good

Mendo: What was that ATARU

Ataru: you heard me rich boy

*lum steps infront of ataru*

Lum: what are you doing darling

Ataru: dont worry lum, it is time mendo learned his place

*Ataru and Mendo prepare to do battle on the tennis court*




*ataru and mendo go back and forth in this game, mendo is sweatingbut ataru isnt*






Mendo: how did i lose, did you make a deal with that devil again

Ataru: ya right after last time, the devil said he would never help me again

Lum: Darling you were amazing, maybe you made a deal with a different devil hehe

Mendo: what is that supposed to mean, miss lum

Lum: that's Mrs. Lum to you

Ataru:now give up on her mendo, let's go lum



Everyone: wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaa aaaaaaaa................ ...

Shinobu: right infront of everyone too

Lum: let's go darling

Ataru: sure

*lum and ataru leave the school ground*

Kroptik: damn that ataru what happen over the past day to cause this, did i do to good of a job

Forgotten: nope he did it on his own

Kroptik: you been spying again

Forgotten: nope but i know they were alone all night, plus this

*forgotten opens his hand, revealing a  glowing ball*

Kroptik: what is that?

Cosmic: a unique mind

Forgotten: oh hi cosmic, you are correct but this one is different, it is unique

Cosmic: how is that

Forgotten: it is a new, how to put it species, last night something was put into motion

Kroptik: who lum and ataru, who

Forgotten: i'm not invading there privacy, i will only look into someone mind if i need to

Kroptik: you better tell or your dead you got it, just because i gave up on her doesnt mean i dont want to know what is happening in her life

*darkdevil appears*

Darkdevil: i dont even know, but i want to

Falling: Forgotten tell us or you fail math

Forgotten: what!!! but...but

Kroptik: so...

Forgotten: fine but with limitations k

*forgotten's eyes glow for a second, then all of sudden his face turns red*

Forgotten: no more, no more

Falling: well...

Forgotten: they truely are a couple now and it seems there is a side effect, but it will where off, unless they continue

Darkdevil: your not speaking up

Forgotten: I'm not saying anymore, except this, sorry Kroptik, just give up

*Forgotten suddenly vanishes*

[Cosmic King]

Watcher:Even though there r still some questions regarding today bizarre event,tranquility returns,then after school...

Sakura:So,lum,why ataru has that mask on him?

Lum:It is a secret,sakura-san,lets just say it keeps darling energy under control

Ataru:(Just mumbles nonsense)



DEATHMATCH FICTION

THE END

[SandStorm]

DEATHMATCH FANFICTION Nº 28/02/2007


Weekend arrived, and our heroes are managing to do one small trip to 'Serra de Sintra' in Portugal.
SandStorm and Kaede managed the trip organization, SS bookmarked one 4 stars hotel, Kaede did the  essential stuff list for teh trip, and the team will be traveling in the PTCS-Sky_Rover for one fast and comfortable fly over Earths sky, without being intercepted by several countries Air forces.


Sand: (ringing Kroptik) Yo, Kropman, how are you? We will departure in less than 1h, all the other dudes are ready.

Kroptik: i'm nearly there, just hang on a few minutes, i had to do some business with Mekata.


Once all the UY warriors are ready, as Lum, Ataru, Mendo, Stormtroopers, Sinobu, and why not, Sakura to heal us with her expertise and exorcism experience, all of them take their seats, and the Sky_Rover is ready for departure

Sand: (in the ship cokpit) Welcome mates, ensure all of you have your security belts well fixed, we will departure now, and we enjoy you to have one nice trip.

Kaede: (co-pilot and flight attendants) If anyone of you need something, let us know, for that, everyone have one calling beeper in the left harm from your chairs.


Computed System Assistant (CSA): To all passengers, we will leave in few seconds.

Engines, enable.
Survivor Cell, enabled
Pre Boosters, enabled
Plasma Warp engine, Enabled.
All main systems ready.

Countdown set.

5

4

3

2

1

0

The Ship leaves, with one strong push, making the passengers stuck to the chairs back, while they get up in the sky

Ataru in panic, push the flight attendants button

Kaede: Wow, we only now left, and as I can see in this computer, is ataru calling.

Sand: (grinning) I think i'll push the ship hard, to see how he react.

Kaede: Sand, then YOU will attend him.

[Cosmic King]

*Ataru is getting more hysterical*

Cosmic:Lum,give him some medicine so he stops dat

Lum:Ok'tcha (shocks ataru with a small lightning) that will make him sleep 4 a while

Kroptik:Yo,captain sand,u sure u can drive this ship,we r going in circles

Sand:Yup,well,before the flight i took some of yer iced tea

Kroptik:But that thing is pure alcohol 2 earthpeople !!!!

Sand:(so drunk he gets sleepy) zzzzzzzz (the ship is gonna crash with Eiffel Tower but kaede grabs da controls)

Kaede:Phew

[SandStorm]

Kaede still controlling the ship to the destiny, but while landing, the system had a failure, and she had to do one emergency manual landing without the computed assistant.
With the impact, Ataru and SS wake up. The stormtroopers where singing, and playing guitar, those, got with the heads stuck in the roof.

Ataru: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

Lum: Darling, we just landed.

Ataru: Yo, Captain Sand, you better explain the difference from your landings and crashing.

Sand: (with the crashing, wake up, and hit the main cockpit window, breaking teh glass.)My head... (leaves the cokpit in zig-zag.)

Kaede grabs him.

Kaede: You still dizzy, better to not drink more tecasian ice-teas, ok? We almost crashed in Paris.

Sand: ...k...


Kroptik: Lol Sand-man, i bet those worked as a lesson for you.

Sand: Ok, is everyone ok?

Mendo: Yes, except them. (points at Megane and Perm. chibi managed to release himself)

Later that day, after one relaxing bath, they went dinner at the hotel restaurant, and then, decide to explore the "Serra de Sintra" at night.

Sand: I always was very interested to see if those rumors where true...

Kaede: What rumors?

Sand: (whispering) they use to say it is haunted at night. Lets have some fun out there!

Sand: (talking to Ataru) Yo man, It will be a "romantic" night, better to think in something for you and Lum.

Ataru: Ok.

Forgotten: I dunno, but i have the impression he is preparing something fishy in this...

Kroptik: Speaking in fishing, where is  that stupid cat?

Sand: Good question... He was in the list, and inside the ship when we left tomobiki

Well, DarkDevil was sucked out by the flushing toilet system from the ship,  and is somewhere  in the pluvial treatment from Lisbon.

Mendo: (thinking) i will make it a memorable night... I'll make out with sinobu, and in the dark... hehehe, stun that bastard moroboshi, and make out with lum

Kroptik: (thinking) perfect place to hunt down that Ataru m******r

Forgotten: (thinking) something harsh will happen.

Cosmic: SILENCE IS LETHAL!

The others: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH





Posted on: February 28, 2007, 02:23:36 AMBelldandy: cody, love... The air is so pure and soft... the night is white and the moon is full...

Forgotten: this is the night for us my love.

they kiss

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Blank also serves as a censor sign as u may see soon

On Topic:

*Meanwhile the party is being prepared,lum,ataru,ten and sakura-san*

Sakura:Falling recomended a film called "The Snake Charmer",how about we see it?

Lum:Ok'tcha

Ataru:I see no problem

*They arrive at da cinema theater*

Lum:Look,the movie is starting'tcha



Sakura:*gulp* i guess we better go check another movie (then...)



Lum: i agree with sakura,lets go watch another one'tcha

Ataru:You girls and ten can go,i need 2 "examine" this foreign movie

Lum:Darling...(does a kawai smile,but u can see she is beginng 2 get charged up;then she speaks 2 ataru with a gentle voice) if you continue seeing that dirty movie,i am gonna get mad..

Ataru:Ok,ok,i shall go wit ya 2 another movie

*leave dat movie and they go see a portuguese movie about mutant ninja dogs,soon the party will start at da hotel*

[Forgotten_Lum]

Ataru: oh hi forgotten and belldandy

Forgotten: decided to join us

Lum: that other movie was a little...umm

Forgotten: adult, dont mind falling he has his desires

*everyone takes there seat and watch the movie*

Ataru: why we leave the movie lum, it's not like it's anything new to us

Lum(blushing): darling...not here

Forgotten: well this is a boring movie, care to join me for tea Belldandy

Belldandy: sure

*forgotten and belldandy get up to leave*

Forgotten(whispering): I'll leave you two alone for the night

Ataru(blushing): hey

Lum(leaning against ataru): Darling..he..he

Ataru: lets watch the movie

*the continues to play, not known to ataru and lum, kroptik has taken a seat in the far back row of the theatre*

Kroptik(thinking): he is going to die if he did what i think he did

*mendo enters the the theatre and at the end of the row behind lum and ataru*

Mendo(thinking): he is going to get it soon

*the movie is coming to an end when suddenly the movie freezes, creating a loud noise*

Lum: AAAaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets closer to ataru

Ataru: huh, scare ya a bit lum

Lum: yes, at least your here, i wonder what happened

Ataru: guess there is a problem with the projector

*ataru tries to stand up but lum doesnt let him*

Ataru: what is it...

*the light begin to dim and then...*



Mendo(thinking): that bastard

*then the theatre goes completely dark*

Lum: now what darling he he

Ataru: umm

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not hear you dont

*suddenly there is a large explosion, blasting ataru and lum out of the theatre*

Lum and ataru: ow that hurt

*they then see Kroptik in the middle of the blast radius*

Ataru: oh sorry kroptik, didnt know you were around

*Falling comes running from one way and Forgotten and belldandy came running from another*

Falling: what the hell happened here

Ataru: kroptik went bolistic, out of nowhere

*kroptik storms away*

Falling: i think we should all retire for the night

*sand then appears*

Sand: well this isnt good, oh well, everyone has your own rooms

*everyone retires to there rooms*

*in lum and ataru's room*

Lum: do you think this place is haunted, darling

Ataru: probably just a tourist attraction for this hotel, dont worry about it, lets get some sleep

*lum enter the same bed as ataru*

Ataru: umm lum

Lum: darling...

*suddenly the lights go out*

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile Kroptik is gonna try the hotel sauna*

Kroptik:I need 2 relax after having that bizarre encounter (enters da sauna then....)



Damn,this hotel is haunted indeed

Fantasy Demon:Name yer dream,boy,and it will be made,u know da price

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: OK, I'll choose a dream and as a price, I won't kill you.

Fantasy demon: Ha, I'm not afraid of you.

Kroptik: Maybe not, but I know someone who're afraid of...

Fantasy demon: Yeah, right, don't tell me you know some weird angel...

Kroptik: I know an angel but she's with a bastard...I was talking about a goddess though...

Fantasy demon (looking scared): You...you know a goddess?

Kroptik: Yeah actually I do... But I don't care about any dreams you might give me, since my dreams will never come true. I rather stick to a bad reality then a good dream and a worse reality. So you better leave this place soon before I tear you apart from what you might have already done to others.

Fantasy demon: Fine, fine, I'll leave...

* He disappears. Kroptik decides to go to bed. He leaves *

Fantasy demon (thinking): Never before have I seen someone like this...I'll have to keep a closer eye on this guy...