Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: I can't believe we couldn't find those watches... I was sure he had hidden them in his locker... But maybe...maybe he's stupid enough for that.

* Kroptik goes back to the lockers

Kroptik: I feel kinda bad doing this, but it's for her own good...

* Kroptik  checks Lum's locker. There he finds a box with a watch inside *

Kroptik: I can't believe he even risked this. If Lum's found out she'd be furious. I better save Ataru while I can.

* Kroptik take the watch *

Kroptik: Now what am I gonna do with this??

Falling: Hi Kroptik.

Kroptik: Eh.. (he puts the watch in his pocket) Oh, hi sensei. What's up?

Falling: Didn't you hear about the wedding?

Kroptik: What wedding?

Falling: Apparently Miyake is getting married to Ryuunosuke...

Kroptik: What?! You're kidding, right sensei?

Falling: No, I'm not. And the wedding is gonna start in 5 minutes, so you better get to the gym fast.

Kroptik: OK sensei. (on his way to the gym, thinking) I can't use this watch now... Oh well, I'll save it for later.

[SandStorm]

after a while, SS leaves the school without no one noticing (yes, as usual, he dispersed)

Sand: (thinking) Good to be back at home... Time for a trip outer space.

SS start loading the trunk of his PTCS-Sky_Rover Edition (yes, specially designed for space travels, without being biiiig as his own UFO, but have all the necessary stuff, just like one space auto-caravan) with all the needed stuff.


Sand: Well, lemme send a mail to the dudes i'll be out for a while. Exploring adventures, here I go!

The departure is set, the craft is heating the plasma engines and will leave shortly

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Kaede:Hey,sandstorm,Shinobu is getting married,wanna see it?

Sand:I see no problem in that,lets go there,i am sure it will be an entertaining event

Kaede:Yeah,knowing 2 females are getting married is very strange

[SandStorm]

Sand: Simply weirdo. Oh well, lets pray for the best.

[Kroptik]

* People are starting to arrive at the wedding *

Ataru as Shinobu (thinking): I'm so confused. I can have Ryuu-chan all by myself, but if I get married then I can't girl hunt anymore. Such a tough decision... I guess I better get dressed anyway... How the hell do you dress something like this???

* Ataru dresses the wedding dress that was offered to him by Mr. Fuginami *

Ataru as Shinobu (thinking): How that weird man was able to arrange all this in 5 minutes is beyond me, but I guess I might as well do the best of the situation. At least I'll be able to kiss Ryuu-chan.

* By now nearly everyone is in their seats and discussing about the weird lesbian wedding. Ryuu is already in her stop, glued to the floor from what looks like nerves *

Falling: Hey, Mr. Fuginami. I gotta ask this. How did you convince Ryuu to stand there and go ahead with the wedding?

Mr. Fuginami: It wasn't hard. All that was needed was a bit of super glue to keep her from running...

Falling:

* Everyone else takes their seats just as the wedding song starts playing. A friend of Mr. Fuginami was chosen as the priest. After a while, Shinobu (Ataru) starts walking down the aisle to her spot near the priest and Ryuu. *



Shinobu as Ataru: Ready, Ryuunosuke-kun?

Ryuu: Guess I can't turn back now... (thinking) I'll kill my father for this...

* The wedding is going well, nothing seems to be wrong, until... *

Priest (to Ataru): Wilt the have this Man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt the love him, comfort him, honor, and keep him, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

Ataru as Shinobu: I do.

Priest (to Ryuu): Wilt the have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt the love her, comfort her, honor, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?

* Before Ryuu can say a thing however, Ataru returns to normal before the whole church, though he doesn't notice *

Ryuu: Hell no.

Ataru: Why not, Ryuunosuke-kun?

Ryuu: Don't call me that!

Mr. Fuginami: What is the meaning of this? You're not the girl my man wanted.

Ryuu: Shut up dad.

Mr. Fuginami: I'm not allowing this wedding to go on.

Ataru (thinking, after noticing he changed back to normal): So close... (talking) There's a very good explanation for all this...

Ryuu: We're waiting...

Lum (so quietly no one hears her): Darling...

[Cosmic King]

*Lum spots Ataru who still is wearing the dress*

Lum:DARLING!!!

Ataru:Wait,lum,it wasnt what u r thinking and..(lum fiercely grabs him from the neck and begins choking him,her eyes show tears as she weeps and purges her wrath towards her darling) pls forgive me,it was an accident

Lum:(releasing ataru from her grip)

You are disgusting,darling'tcha

*cleans her tears*

With these tears my love 4 you dies'tcha

*with her fangs removes her wedding ring,throws it 2 ataru face*

i think i better take da advice da principal gave me but it is you who better gets far from me 4ever,Ataru Moron-boshi'tcha

*flies away in rage*

Megane:It seems lum no longer will call ataru as darling

Mendo:He had it coming

Sand:This really was too much 4 lady lum

Kroptik:I better go to lady lum before she does something she regrets (goes 4 her)

Ryuu:Only good thing today was that i am single again

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Ataru:Wait,lum!!!

Sand:Poor guy,he is broken after losing his love

Kaede:But,sand,i noticed something wrong with Lum

Falling:What did you saw,kaede?

Kaede:Not much but i smell conspiracy

*Ataru gets running away and grabs lum feet*

Ataru:Lum,forgive me,i was just cosplaying with ryunosuke for a play

Lum:Yeah,right,i wont believe it'tcha

Ataru:Lum,see it in your heart,you know how much i need you,only you,it is hard to keep our flame on but at least we have to try...together (shows some tears then grabs her hand and puts the ring on her hand)

Lum:D-Dar...

[Kroptik]

Ataru: Lum, please forgive me, I know what I did was wrong, but I promise you that from this day on I'll be a better person...and a much better husband.

Lum: Oh, Darling.
* Lum flies towards Ataru and hugs him. Ataru then kisses her *

Ataru: I promise, my princess.

Lum (with tears in her eyes): Thank you, Darling. Let's go home then.

Ataru: OK, but first let me go change back to my clothes. Just wait here a bit and we'll walk home together. And tomorrow we'll go on a date.

Lum (now looking cheerful): OK Darling. (she kisses him)

* Ataru returns to the school and heads for the gym, but on the way, when no one is looking, Ataru suddenly changes to Kroptik. He pockets his watch *

Kroptik (thinking): I can't believe I just saved that idiot. He didn't deserve it...

* Kroptik heads towards the gym and finds Ataru leaving *

Kroptik: There you are. I need to talk to you...ALONE. Get in here.

* Kroptik points at an empty classroom. They both get in *

Ataru: Before you start lecturing me, tell me where's Lum's wedding ring and why did you take it.

Kroptik: By now it's probably back in her finger, and you have me to thank for that.

Ataru: ???

Kroptik: Look, I used one of your watches to turn to you and apologize in your name.

Ataru: Why did you do that? I thought you wanted Lum to be with you!

Kroptik: And I do, you dimwit. But what I want above all is for her to be happy and I know that can only happen when you're the one with her. Besides, I'm the best-man of your wedding, so I need to make sure you guys don't break up...

Ataru: Oh my god! Thank you very much for what you did.

Kroptik: Yeah yeah whatever, but I'm not done yet. There's something else you need to know.

Ataru: What is it?

Kroptik (nearly yelling): If you make Lum unhappy one more time, I'll make sure it's the last thing you do. Trust me, you don't want me as your enemy.
* Ataru gulps *

Kroptik: I'll be keeping a close eye on you from now on, and the next time Lum gets angry with you, I swear I'll make my move.

Ataru: OK, OK, I got it. I'll keep it clean.

Kroptik: We'll see about that. And arrange a date for both of you tomorrow.

Ataru: Why?

Kroptik: Cos I said you two would have one.

Ataru: I'm not gonna do it. (Kroptik gives him an angry look) OK, OK, I'll do it.

Kroptik: Good. Now get out of my sight. She's waiting for you outside so you can walk home together.

Ataru: OK, see ya tomorrow then, and thanks again.

* Ataru leaves. Kroptik stays in the room thinking if what he did was a good idea... *

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: you did good kroptik

Kroptik: where the hell did you come from?

Forgotten: here and there, he doesnt listen does he

Kroptik: listen about what

Forgotten: I told him not to get into trouble with those watches, but does he listen, no of course not

Kroptik: you knew

Forgotten: of course, but no use ruining the fun, if only he had half a brain to just have fun and not go crazy

Kroptik: but he'll never change

Forgotten: are you really go to make your move next time

Kroptik: of course

Forgotten: whatever, oh ya, give me the watch

Kroptik: why ???

Forgotten: so there can be no more trouble caused by it

Kroptik: but ataru has some of his own

Forgotten: dont worry i have already dealt with those ones

*suddenly there is an explosion outside*

*Kroptik runs to the window and sees ataru on the ground, looking like he got struck by lightning*

Kroptik: you didnt...

Forgotten: yes I did, now the watches have been destroyed and ataru got divine judgement, oh and he now has the memory of asking lum on a date and everything you have said to lum just now

Kroptik: What, how did you...

Forgotten: dont forget who my statis, now the watch please

Kroptik: fine here you go

*kroptik throws the watch to Forgotten*

Forgotten: thanks see ya around Kroptik, oh and by the way you sound like a lum stormtrooper, maybe you should join magane and the others, i think there having a meeting right now hehehe

*Forgotten shuts the door*

Kroptik: why you, i'm nothing like those idiots

*he runs to the door and opens it*

Kroptik: you hear...huh damn i hate when you disappear like that

*outside with lum and ataru*

Lum: Darling...Darling wake up, see even you shouldnt cheat on me like that, even the forces of nature will punish you

Ataru: ow, why me

Lum: I think you know the answer to that question already

Ataru: ya I guess your right

Lum: darling

Ataru: forget tommorrow

Lum: WHAT!!!

Ataru: let's go on a date tonight

Lum: yahoo

Ataru: let's go home

*ataru and lum head home*

*when ataru and lum get home they find no one there*

Ataru: mom, dad where are you?

Lum: mom, hello where are you, hello

Ataru: doesnt seem like anyone is home

Lum: Darling look at this

*lum is holding a note*

Ataru: what does it say

Lum: dear ataru and lum, sorry for the short notice but your father and I had got a free trip curtosy of your father's work, we'll be gone for a couple days, we left enough food in the fridge for you two, love mom and dad

Ataru: nice of them to tell us, uh oh

Lum: what is it darling

Ataru: nothing, nothing, shall we go out now, my treat on dinner

Lum: so that's it, my cooking is it

Ataru: umm no no i said i would go on a date with you so

Lum: now i dont want to go, i just want to be here with you darling

Ataru: i guess, but...

Lum: lets watch some tv okay

*lum and ataru sit down infront of the tv, close together*

[Cosmic King]

Watcher:Another sentimental battle beaten,now they r alone,without restrictions many things can happen

*someone knocks at da door*

Lum:Who is it? (opens da door)

Ten:It is me,cousin,i came 2 play some war games wit moron-boshi ,i brought some of the tough thugs on space

Lum:Ten-chan,come closer



Ten:I understand,can i burn ataru anyways?

Lum:(sly face)Ten-chan,how about i call mako 2 keep ya company?



Ten:Err,ok

Lum:Take these megacredits and go wit yer friends somewhere far

Ten:Ok (goes away)

Lum:Thanks,i dont wanna sound rude,but i wanna spend some alone time wit darling

Ataru:Who was knocking da door,lum?

Lum:Just some hitchhiker,darling

*It gets more dark as night approaches*

Alucard:It is time for me 2 feast on blood (spots ataru house and enters as mist,meanwhile...)

Ataru:Yo,lum,taste my garlic Gyoza breath

Lum:Stop that,darling,i am choking

Ataru:Hehehe,just like a vampire,u have fangs and u hate garlic,ok,i better go wash my mouth while ya cook(goes 2 da bathroom)

Alucard:Hold it right there,buster



Ataru:Pls dont kill me (breathes garlic on alucard face)

Alucard:Yiarghh,you must be da garlic boy (puts gas-mask) anyways i sense the presense of a virgin maiden in here,her pure blood will serve 4 my thirst and perhaps i shall make her my companion (hypnotizes ataru) i want ya 2 bring da girl in here 2 me at the roof,go

Ataru:Yes,master (leaves bathroom and spots lum)lum,i think it will be more romantic if we hav dinner at the roof

Lum:Sounds cool,darling,just lemme finish cooking and 2 da roof we go

*Meanwhile at the Roof*

Alucard:Soon,my next victim will arrive and i shall enjoy her young blood,hahahaha (suddenly a comet strikes da roof) what the hell is that?

??:Where am i?

Alucard:I dunno at all,friend,but nobody disturbs me,have some fang medicine (tries 2 bite him but the being makes his body as hard as steel)yiarrggg

??:You dont have da answer i seek,begone (touches alucard and disperses his atoms far away)

Alucard:You will pay 4 this....(leaves:lum and ataru appear)

Lum:Look,darling,a stranger in the roof

??:Do not be afraid,i am just passing by (creates clothes for him from the atmosphere) tell me,is this planet earth?

Ataru:Yeah,dude,why? you an alien?

??:Not exactly,once i rode in this world freely but now i am not what i was

Lum:You have horns like mine,but yours seem like a moose has

Ataru:Lets call ya Moose,u r welcome 2 stay,there is no problem with just another special boy in town

Moose:Well,thank you

[SandStorm]

Ataru:~You look hungry moose. Wanna have dinner with us?

Moose: Well, I am starving, but i don't want to interrupt something...

Lum: No, please, stay with us'tch! Try my hand backed starts

Moose take one, and he seems imune to the alien effect of the food

Ataru: wow man, I can't eat that, something terrible happens by, or...

Lum zapps ataru

Lum: DAAAAARLING, ARE YOU SAYING MY FOOD'S CRAAAP'TCHA!?


Moose: In my opinion they are very good. but i remember, in the experiments, i was given some alien food that had strange behaviors on me. and the last thing I remember, was a black red eyed cat.


Lum and ataru look serious to Moose. are they thinking in Dark Devil? His he the responsible for the experiments in our new friend Moose?





TV narrator: don't loose the next chapter because... we won't!

[Cosmic King]

Moose:Well,i suppose i am off 2 find that evil cat,thnx 4 yer hospitality (leaves)

Lum:Darling,somehow that stranger made me realize something

Ataru:What,lum?

Lum:Many things,sweetie,but i forgot something really vital,darling

Ataru:Like what is vital?

Lum:(sly face)Well,to start with we r all alone and we r officially married

Ataru:*gulp and blush face* you arent meaning what i think,right?

Lum:I wont force ya if ya arent ready,but ya know my body belongs 2 ya

Ataru:*more blush*Well,u r right on all of that,but it is so sudden,lemme get ready and enter inda zone,u know i wasnt expecting it

Lum:Am i not pretty 4 ya,darling?

Ataru:Yeah,lum,u r pretty,well,i guess hiding what cant be hid is futile,long have i wanted 2 have "that special moment" with ya (armed with bravery) i want ya 2 see me at my room in 10 minutes,ok?

Lum:Ok (flies away)

Ataru:I think i need 2 lit some candles and put some Barry White music (puts cd of barry white)

Song Name : "You are the first"

We got it together
didn't we?
Nobody but you and me
we've got it together
babe.

The first
my last
my everything and the answer to all dreams
You're my sun
my moon
my guiding star

My kind of wonderful that's what you are.
I know there's only one like you
There's no way they could have made two
You're
you're all I'm living for

Your love I'll keep for evermore.
You're the first
you're the last
my everything.

If you are buyin' so many things

a love so new only you could bring
Can't you see if you
you make me feel this way
You're like a fresh morning dew or a brand new day.

I see so many ways that I can love you
'Til the day I die you're my reality
yet I'm in a dream
You're the first
the last
my everything.

I know there's only
only one like you
There's no way 'lhey could have made two
Girl
you're my reality
but I'm lost in a dream
You're the first
you're the last
my everything.

man,i dunno what 2 do *sigh*

[MooseChangerPat]

Off topic: don't you think that's a little... uh how do I put this... harsh for every single Lum fan out there who does NOT want this to happen?
Posted on: February 27, 2007, 02:52:26 AMAlso if you do not mind I would like to add my bit to the story now
Posted on: February 27, 2007, 02:53:41 AMAs Lum was pulling out the futon.  The Moose man from before showed up.  With a better look at him it apeared that he was a tall man with horns and a cloak.

Ataru: Now what the hell do you want?

Moosey: Oh I'm sorry but I couldn't help but to say that I had overheard your earlier conversation and I was wanderring if you wouldn't mind me requesting something of you.

Ataru and Lum: hmmm?

Moosey:  I was curious to know if I could examine the two of you having sexual intercourse.

Ataru and Lum: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Moosey: Well you see the thing is that because of the expiriments that were perfomed on me I now have a human body and can only change myself back into my original for with extreme concentration.  So It is only natural that I shall have to search out a human mate right?  My only problem is that I only know how to do so as a Moose but if I were to watch you two I would be able to.  So please continue and don't mind me.

Ataru: Absolutley out of the question!  What on earth is wrong with you!!!!?

Moosey:  I have told you I have been changed into a-

Ataru: I heard that part!  But that doesn't give you any excuse to watch me and *starts blushing again*

Moosey:  Is it because it is your first time as well?

Unfortunately Moosey had gotten it right on the mark.  Unfortunate for Moosey that is.  Lum and Ataru completely demolished this poor Moose who was just too clueless to understand that Humans definately don't apreciate his behavior.  Thus Moosey staggered from the room saying,

Moosey: First I get bitten by a strange man in a red trench coat.  And now these humans beat on me.  I swear I am just not having any luck with humans today.  Be warned however the next time you attack me so rashly you *points to ataru* shall be turned into a Moose!

Ataru: What about Lum?  She attacked you too.

Moosey: Yes but your wife is far too cute for me to turn her into a Moose or cause any serious damage to.

Lum: Aww how sweet for a Moose who just decided to turn my husband into a Moose *ZAP*

Moosey: Oww... you sure are one surprising women my dear *falls out the window*

Lum: *gasp* I didn't kill him did I?

Ataru: who cares? *walks towards the window* nope he's crawling away.  What a strange little man.
Posted on: February 27, 2007, 03:15:42 AMSo not bad for my first post in this thread aye?

[Forgotten_Lum]

Ataru: well i guess this is it, all this time leading up to this point but what to do, i mean am i ready

*lum enter the room, unknown by ataru*



Ataru: thats cold

Lum: cool off darling'tcha, i might have rushed things, you dont have to if you dont



Ataru: all that and now you say no

*ataru takes a sip of his drink*



Ataru: I'm going for a bath



*ataru leaves the room*

Lum: darling...hmm



*ataru sneaks back in the room*

Ataru: LUM!!!

Lum: WAHH



*lum chokes on the drink*



Ataru: lum...i'm sorry



*lum stops coughing*

Lum: darling



Ataru: ya

Lum: i'm so happy




*ten suddenly enters the room*

Ten: watcha doing

[MooseChangerPat]

Off topicness: oh how sad.  All that and not even a comment