Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Shouldnt we give da others more time,sensei?

Falling:You r right,but just in case,kroptik-oujin,btw,dont burn the gym,ok?

Kroptik:I will keep dat on mind,in fact i think i will change of form just not 2 frighten anyone (morphs)



Lum:Well,looks less scary'tcha

Kroptik:Thanks

Lum:Look,there is shutaro...

Shutaro:how do i look?

Hired Praiser:Lemme tell ya,shuko...



Megane:WTF happned 2 you,mendo?

Mendo:Dont ask,it is ryoko fault

[Forgotten_Lum]

*Forgotten and belldandy suddenly appear*



Forgotten: and Falling keeps making fun of me with dressing me as his girl fantasies, so how did your sister do it this time

Falling: oh so you decided to show, should have figured you would dress like that

Forgotten: couldn't decide what theme to choose, but hey this is a nice one

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: What the hell are you talking about??? You look a bit queer with that outfit... Is that one of Belldandy's dresses???

Kroptik: Yeah, you look like Bette Midler...

Belldandy: I like it... he looks so cute and adorable just like my little sister... I mean... Well never mind...

Forgotten: What!!! You said that this was the ceremonial clothes of the male Gods...

Belldandy: Well... You see...

Falling: Forgotten... There is only one God and I don't think he's clothes would fit you... Its more than obvious that's one of Urd or Skuld dresses...

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: haha, very funny sensei, they were actually a similar design to what Belldandy's teacher, Celestin wore, but anyway we kinda got off topic here, so what happened with your sis mendo

Mendo: well...umm...

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Where are the others?

[Urusei Yatsura]

Whenever I get to a Deathmatch,....I FORGET HOW TO PLAY!!!!*cry* *cry* *cry* *cry*

[DarkDevil]

It's a story match
resume a story identical to UY with you included as a character, see what we've done

[Cosmic King]

On Topic:

Kroptik:It seems most of the gang has arrived safe and sound

Lum:Yup,but i am getting worried Darling got kidnapped or somethin'tcha (suddenly ataru appears dressed as a wizard)

Ataru:Hey hey,here is the great Moroboshi

Lum:Darling,you got me sickenly worried'tcha

Ataru:I tend 2 have such effect on gals,that is why i designed this girl hunting suit

Lum:What do ya  mean by that? i am not gonna allow ya 2 girl hunt

(Lum fails 2 shock his special suit,he uses a wand 2 emit ¨loyalty¨ gas on lum,making her not 2 annoy his girl hunt)

Ataru:Who will be da first gal? (lum begans 2 approach ataru) goddamn it,i forgot da gas uses the heart stealers and some of my dna,stay way Lum

Lum:Darling...i shall show you my maximum expression of love'tcha(grabs ataru and...)



(the shockwave destroys lum and ataru costumes <but luckily they both had their uniforms on in case any event>)

Ataru:Agggghhhh....

Lum:Darling,i wont leave you never,we will be together 4ever'tcha


Cosmic:The loyalty gas wont wear off for a while,Ataru,enjoy it,hahahaha  >

*When it wears off,lum and ataru r given replicas of their costumes <and ataru is chained with some magic seal Lum can use>)

Lum:Now u wont leave,darling,u r mine'tcha



Ataru:NOOOOOOO!!!!

Kroptik:Now that we r all 2gether (except 4 shinobu and ryuu,dunno why  ) how about we make a small disco party at da Gym

All:Ok

Epilogue:

*Thanks 2 a small dose of Tecasian Iced Tea lemon edition,most of the students get crazy and began thrashing the place 2 debris*

Falling:Why always on my turn?



Onsen:Believe me,friend,u will adapt 2 it

Kroptik:Friends,lets stop this non-sense and (someone launches a can 2 krop head) ok,i had enough (morphs in a dragon and begins spitting fire )

Cosmic:Now this really is a Disco Inferno

Dark:Hey,kropman,it aint fair u only spit fire,lemme show ya my style (spits hellfire 2 a huge propane tank)

All:Uh-oh (the gym is filled of explosions and it ricochets 2 benten planet)

Benten:(along some pals) Yay,a mad party,i am on

Batboy:Whee,a party!!!

Shaft:There canst be no damn party if this goddam motherf***** aint invited,i join it

Thor:(with 10 tons of asgardian beer) Aye,the son of odin has brought some fine alcoholic beverages for all of thou 2 enjoy and 2 spice up this party

Megane:*sigh* Only at Tomobiki High

DEATHMATCH FICTION

END

[Kroptik]

Final (pos-ending) epilogue:

Sand finally appears at the party, dressed as a prince, with Kaede dressed as a princess, but when they get to the place almost everyone is drunk and the place is a wreck.

Sand: See why I hate these parties?...

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Isn't something missing here??? I'm sure there was a new Fic started... must have been my imagination...

LoL... Recycling rules...

[Cosmic King]

DEATHMATCH # 2102

*It is noon at Japan,Ataru is watching the TV and lum is taking a bath*

Ataru:Man,there is nothing at TV,lets see what is on the alien televisor lum sometimes carries (connects da alien tv)

Announcer:Hey,Kids,wanna see something neat? try our new switch-a-rama wristwatch which will give ya hours of shape shifting fun wit yer friends,call 01800-98789 to buy planetary,only 3 megacredits per item

Ataru:Hmm,that looks like a nice add on 4 my girl hunting activities (dials phone,calls 2 buy da item then "borrows" some megacredits from lum wallet)boy,this will be fun (lum appears)

Lum:Whatcha doing,darling'tcha?

Ataru:(evil grin) Nothing,sweetie,nothing (1 day later at afterschool hours Ataru receives the watch) time 4 a field test before lum gets her (spots sakura) she would serve 4 now,according 2 instructions i just gotta think on been someone else and da watch does the trick (concentrates 2 become ten;lum appears)hehehe,now i have his appearance and powers

Lum:Ah,ten-chan,have you seen darling'tcha?

Ataru as Ten: Errr..he went 2 buy some flowers 4 ya,cousin,but now i am pretty busy (jumps and grabs sakura chest)



Ataru as Ten:Waaahhh,i learned it by watching Tsubame and his lovers at the porn cinema,sakura-nechan (thinking) hehehe,little brats had it easy

Sakura:Damn that bastard...i ought kill him right now (she is going 2 find tsubame when...)

Ataru as Ten:Sakura-nechan?

Sakura:Yes?



*Ataru pursues Sakura but she gets away and ataru instead finds...*



Mako:I knew u would come back

Ataru as Ten:Wait,little girl,this way too akward

Mako:Again trying 2 evade yer only and true love,ten-chan? i am afraid i will hav 2 make ya go wit me (ataru runs away but mako speed is almost as equal as his)

Ataru as Ten:I need to find a distraction 2 escape this nut girl (spots a huge propane tank) that would be dangerous butmaybe one fireblast will haunt mako away(spits a fireball 2 mako but she had a frypan that returns da blast to the tank,it explodes knocking out them)man,that was bizarre (due 2 da explosion he turns back 2 his former self,Lum arrives when Ataru finally wakes up)


Ataru:Just jogging

Lum:But u r all burned up'tcha

Ataru:Havent u heard about "burning calories"?

Lum:Well,that doesnt explain so much,but is time 2 get home'tcha

Ataru:True (thinking) today i had a small problem,but wait till tomorrow,mwahahahahaha

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Something's missing in this fanfic... I think it's us.

Posted on: Thursday 22-February-2007, 00:32:55* The next day, Ataru decides to take a few watches, in case he messes up *

Ataru (thinking): Hehe, this way I'll get a babe for sure.

* At school... *

Ataru as Mendo (arriving at class): Hello everyone.

Girls (except Lum): Hi, Mendo-kun.

Ataru (thinking): I knew this was gonna work. Good thing I found Mendo on the way and stashed him in a locker. He's probably crying by now.

Sand: Yo, Mendo, what's up?

Ataru as Mendo: I'll be right back, just need to talk to the ladies in private. Follow me please.

Lum: What is it, Mendo?

Ataru as Mendo: Oh, you don't need to come Lum. You can stay here?

Lum: OK.

* Ataru and all the girls leave. All the guys gather *

Sand: I think Mendo lost it. Since when does he refuse a chance with Lum?

Forgotten: Dun know. Maybe he hit his head or something.

Kroptik: That isn't Mendo guys. Didn't you notice?

Forgotten: No... I was a bit surprised...

Kroptik: That was Ataru and he's up to something. And I say we hunt him down and find out what he's up to.

Forgotten: I agree.

* Lum joins in the conversation *
Lum: What are ya all talking about'tcha?

Kroptik: Just stuff. Lum we have to go and do something, you mind telling the sensei that we'll take a moment?

Lum: I'll tell him da'tcha.

Kroptik: OK thanks. (they leave)

Kroptik: Forgotten can you check his memories to see what he's up to?

Forgotten: OK. (he meditates for a bit) He's using some kind of metamorphic device. Apparently he has some in his locker.

Kroptik: OK, let's go check it out while he's not there.

[Cosmic King]

*They open a locker,there the real mendo falls drooling*

Sand:Well,at least we found da real creep,hehehe

Cosmic:(opens ataru locker) Here is just full of porn and ¨special toys¨,but no watches,pretty strange

Kroptik:Yup,ataru normally is a jerk in planning things

(Meanwhile with ¨Mendo¨ behind da Gym)

Ataru as Mendo:You see,girls,i am getting older and soon i shall hav 2 lead my father company,so i hafta find a girl 2 be wit me,who will be? (all girls wanna be picked)woe is me,to hav 2 witness all my fangirls 2 fight 4 me,pls stop yer fight,i know how 2 choose da worthy (thinking) man,been mendo has it advantages,hehehehe

Girls:Tell us,mendo-san

Ataru as Mendo:Well,here is da deal,i need 2 admire yer beauty as Kami-sama (God) made ya,i wanna see ya in yer ¨birthday suit¨,i need 2 witness the ¨naked truth¨,thus i shall judge da worthy

Girls:(a little confused)Err,well,it sounds kinda like somethin ataru would ask but just 4 you,mendo

Ataru as Mendo:Excellent (suddenly he gets hit by a baseball sphere) who dares?

Tobimaro:Finnally i tracked ya,shu-chan,it is time 4 our annual duel

Ataru as Mendo:Cant ya see i am busy? (Lum appears) damn my luck

Lum:Shutaro,the class is gonna start soon and u know u hate 2 enter late,by the way hav you seen Darling'tcha?

Ataru as Mendo:Err,i think he went jogging around da roof then he went 2 his house,go 4 him,she-tiger

Lum:Beg yer pardon'tcha?

Ataru as Mendo:Hmm,well,gotta go, a pleasure 2 see ya (runs away and morphs into the Principal) good thing the principal got sick,it gives me some ideas,hehehe  >

(The girls find da real mendo wit da UY warriors)

Girls:Mendo-san,we found ya at last,we hav some unfinished business

Tobimaro:The same i say

Forgotten:It seems ataru has already began wreaking chaos

*It is 10 am,lum is called wit da principal*

Lum:Why u needed 2 see me,koucho-san'tcha?

Ataru as Prinicipal:You see,little lum,although yer intelligence is huge i hav witnessed yer little behavior wit Moroboshi-chan,i must say is pretty bad how u treat him,therefore i must put ya in probation time,during a whole week u cant get near him at school,take it as a chance 2 meet new people

Lum:(breaking in tears)But darling is all i need,i wont obey that'tcha

Ataru as Principal:(thinking) yer loyalty always amaze me,lum (normal)it is 4 yer own good,u r dismissed

[Forgotten_Lum]

*ataru as the principal is walking the halls thinking*

Ataru(thinking): why does everyone have so many problems, ten and his girlfriend, mendo and his puncuality, at least as the principal, no one will bug me, maybe i should take advantage of this situation

*ataru as the principal enters the principal room and starts going through files*

Ataru: now where is that file...ah here it is, lets see, Ataru Moroboshi, D student, currently failing Japanese history, well we'll see about that, but cant make it too obvious, wow i cant believe i'm getting an A in chemistry and physical education

*suddenly there is a knock at the door, ataru scrambles with the file and puts it away, Forgotten enter the office*

Forgotten: hey principal

Ataru as the Principal: shouldnt you be in class

Forgotten: Dont tell me you forgot about our weekly game of go

Ataru(thinking): so that's why he isnt in class at this time of the week, uh oh if i play him i'll lose and he figure something is wrong, maybe i can get lucky

Forgotten: shall we play

Ataru as the principal: sure

*after 10 minutes of playing*

Forgotten: and thats game

Ataru(thinking): uh oh this isnt good

Forgotten: your just as bad as the real principal ataru

Ataru: what???

Forgotten: you think i cant tell its you, please i can read your mind easily, but even then you are as bad as the principal, you were acting to fast, the principal takes about 5 minutes a move, well i guess i'll go to class, try not to get into too much trouble ataru

*Forgotten exits he office and runs into lum in the hallway*

Lum: Forgotten, have you seen Darling?

Forgotten: he's not in the principal's office, that's for sure

Lum: thank you anyway

*lum flies off and Forgotten returns to class*

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Darn it,if forgotten could easily look behind my costume,i better be careful (goes 2 da file room and alters his own file)there must be something neat 4 me 2 do,what else? what else? well,while i think about it,i better switch  2 myself (does that and encounters lum)yo,lum,whatcha doing?

Lum:Darling,i found ya at last,i need 2 tell ya something,the principal wants me 2 stop seeing ya at school 4 a week`tcha (cries)

Ataru:(faking been angry)That rotten bastard

Lum:Darling (hugs ataru and without he knowing it,puts one of her surveilance dolls as the one from eppy 67 on ataru pocket)i guess this is our good bye 4 now`tcha (gives him a kiss and flies away)

Ataru:Well,now with Lum out of the way,i can use the watch more freely,hehehe,and boy,i have an idea (spots Shinobu) yo,shinobu

Shinobu:What is up,ataru-kun?

Ataru:I heard yer parents r gonna go 2 Luxemburg,and they wanna see if ya can go wit em (shinobu goes running 2 her house),now time i pay a visit 2 ryuu (morphs into shinobu)
never i had the chance 2 get near her if i wouldnt use Miyake form,hehehe

*Ataru spots Ryuu*

Ryuu:Hey,shinobu,what you doing? werent you going 2 da library?

Ataru as Shinobu:How can i satisfy my hunger for knowledge when my hunger for love is left unattended,ryuunosuke-kun?

Ryuu:You ok?

Ataru as Shinobu:I have never as ok as i am right now,it is time both us reach that forbidden land,ryuunosuke-kun

Ryuu:You r giving me a freaky vibe,shinobu

Ataru:Cant you see the way i feel 4 ya? dont negate u feel da same (suddenly Fujinami-san arrives riding a sea wave)

Fujinami-san:Finally,the time 4 ryuu 2 act as a man has arrived,since the miyake girl accepted her feelings and ryuu is shy,i hereby say we gotta marry em immediately

Ataru as shinobu:Hey,wait

Ryuu:Damn old fart

Fujinami-san:There is no time 2 waste (sprays knockout gas on ryuu and ataru,then grab em and runs away 2 prepare da wedding) all students r invited 2 witness shinobu and ryuu wedding at da recess

Lum:This i gotta see`tcha