Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Kroptik]

* On their way home *

Kroptik: I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I were at school right now...

Sand: Cheep up, mate. I'm sure you'll find someone, someday.

Kroptik: That's easy for you to say. You have Kaede.

Sand: Yeah, but...

Kroptik: Falling has Benten, Forgotten has Belldandy, even Dark has Caroline now... And that Ataru has my Lum.

Sand: And you have... Wait. Where's Kurama?

Kroptik: No idea. Guess she's still at school...

Sand: Shouldn't you be there then?

Kroptik: Do you really think I want to be there with her?

Sand: Good point.

Falling: Kroptik, wait up.

Kroptik: What is it sensei?

Falling: You're coming back to school now. Kurama's waiting for you.

Kroptik: I'm not feeling too good, sensei...

Falling: You're coming anyway.

* Kroptik is dragged back to school by Falling *

Sand: I'm starting to think he got Ataru's unluckiness...

[SandStorm]

Cosmic: Dark and Caroline for sure will need this... The poor demon did one good action and she misunderstood.

Megane: Wonder how he is...

[Forgotten_Lum]

*suddenly there is a massive fireball that shoots upwards from the school*

Cosmic: I'm betting that was Caroline's work

Megane: that answers my question...

*back at school, the door to Sakura's office has been cimpletely disintegrated*

Caroline: now what kitty, what next am I going to fry you for

Dark: you misunderstood the situation

Sakura: now you two stop

Dark and Caroline: ???

Sakura: there is some definite tension here, maybe we should leave the past to the past, Caroline you jump the gun far to much, how bout you discuss the situation to more detail, find everything out the fry Dark

Caroline: well...

Dark: right

Sakura: your not off the hook Dark, your the one that gets yourself into these situations, why not avoid them or think of a better  way to fix them

Dark: well...

Caroline(holding a gun to dark): right...

Dark: right

Sakura: and put away the gun Caroline, why hold a chocolate for Dark instead

Caroline: i guess

Sakura: glad that's done...NEXT

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile outside the Office*

Lum:Soon it will be our turn,darling'tcha

Ataru:(all his body is tied 2 prevent any escape)LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!! (the office door opens)

Onsen:Ok,you 2 loverbirds,time u enter

Lum:Finally,lets go,darling

Ataru:(to onsen) Sensei-chan,there is no need 4 this,really,i dont wanna receive more electro shocks

Onsen:Sorry,Moroboshi,rules r rules

Ataru:*sigh* Well,as long as Sakura-san attends me

Onsen:Well,she is pretty busy dealing with Kroptik and Kurama right now and i have 2 go right now,so u will be attended by Kuribayashi-sensei (leaves)

Lum:Is he still alive'tcha?

Kuribayashi:Indeed i am still alive,long time no see,Miss Lum....and Ataru Moroboshi

Ataru:Uh-oh

Kuribayashi:Well,it is time we deal wit yer problems

Lum:Ok,sensei



Ataru:This wont be normal...as usual

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: And its never

[Cosmic King]

Kuribayashi:So,lady lum,are ya happy with this deadbeat guy u tend 2 name "Darling"?

Lum:Right,sensei-chan,i am more than happy 2 be at his side and 2 see our lives go on 2gether'tcha

Kuribayashi:And you,moroboshi-kun?

Ataru:(looking lum getting charged up) THE SAME SHE SAID!!!!

Kuribayashi:Well.it seems there r no problems besides he bein a girl hunter which unfortunatley will require years of help but in case you need something,call me 2 my cell phone

Lum:Thank you,sensei'tcha (they leave but the session of the prince and the tengu girl persits till 9 pm)
Posted on: February 17, 2007, 01:49:37 AM*Next day Kroptik awakens and doesnt detect Kurama in there,it seems she dissapeared*

Kroptik:(happily crying) Thank you,god !!!!

*meanwhile not so near*

Alex:Cosmic-sir,what will we do with Lady Kurama?

Cosmic:I dunno,man,maybe we should just freeze her or...

Alex:Or?

Cosmic:Well,she always tend 2 say she is lonely

Alex:You gonna stay wit her?



Cosmic:OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY!!!!

Alex:So,master?

Cosmic:Well,thanks 2 da Omniscreen i found a small colony of Tengu Karasus near the tecasian moon Nuka,apparently they entered a frozen state that has ended this year,we will send her there



It will be good for her...and all of us

Alex:Good idea,sir

Cosmic:But first we require the permission of Tecas Prince 2 access Nuka,it will be simple but we gotta send her quick and erase any knowledge she has of Kroptik (dials Kroptik cell phone) Hey,kropman,we need permission 2 enter Nuka

Kroptik:I dunno why,but i dont see da harm,you can go there,i shall communicate of this to the MODOC guarding Nuka

Cosmic:Thanks,mate (hangs phone)ok,this matter is solved

*on earth*

[SandStorm]

another day of school, and again, in the middle of another class, the anoucer do the report regarding the love consulter

 Kroptik: Finally i got rid of Kurama. Well, i think i don't need to go.

Sand: Nope, it is just because yesterday they didn't had time to take care of all students.

the students go to the consulter. indeed, cosmic enter alone to the Sakura office

Sakura: Well, i see you are a single one, i may give you some advises...

Cosmic: Sakura-chan, i never told this before, but i am in love with one girl that is far from our school...

Sakura: distances always bring those feelings, but we can fight them back. Who is she? and you have some clue if the like you?

Cosmic: I don't know if she like me, she is a bit cold, but i enjoy her a lot, and she don't express her feelings.

Sakura: Don't say more, is she Oyuki?

Cosmic: Yes, how you know?

Sakura: I knew this would happen, i've got a surprise to you. (wink)

Then, Oyuki appears, slowly in one snow trail

Oyuki: Cosmic...

Cosmic: O... o... Oyuki...

they run to each other, hug and kiss. finally cosmic have in his arms his beloved, and she finally met the man of her live

[Cosmic King]

*But before it all gets too romantic...another cosmic arrives*



Sakura:Ok,what is going on?

Cosmic:Allow me,sakura-san,that romantic fellow with Oyuki is a doppelganger or alternative clone

Sakura:So?

Cosmic:Well,when i was investigating about the portal nightmare,one of the alternatives didnt enter its rightful portal,that guy as u may see has blue hair as u see



Cosmic 2:What matters if i am just an alternative,i love Oyuki

Cosmic:Please,u know u cant stay there and... (oyuki tries 2 freeze da original cosmic)

Oyuki:Quickly,lets go before he frees himself (she and cosmic 2 escape)

Cosmic:Damn,it was foolish 2 just talk,i better go after em and return him 2 his home (uses aura 2 melt da ice prison)



*finnaly tracks down the 2 lovers*

Oyuki:Leave us alone

Cosmic:Sorry,oyuki-hime,i have 2 do this,u deserve to find yer soulmate in this reality not another version of it (grabs Cosmic 2 and sends him 2 his world in a space rift...) it is done (oyuki jumps in da rift before it closes) Oyuki,dont be a fool,return!!!

Oyuki:Farewell (dissapears in the other world)

Cosmic:Hmph,well,at least ya r wit yer lover there,princess oyuki...well,they deserved each other,in my case (cell phone rings) mochi mochi?

??:Hi,cosmic.how did the matter in hand go?

Cosmic:Not as easy as i expected but lets say oyuki finally melted that cold heart of her,well,call ya later,i gotta send Kurama 2 Nuka,ciao

??:Yeah,ciao

*Meanwhile with sandstorm*

Sand:Man,today is a warm...

Kaede:But is snowing

Sand:Dunno,i just feel today is warm

Kaede:Hon,you really need 2 drink yer medicines
Posted on: February 17, 2007, 03:10:10 AMEpilogue:

*Kurama was sent 2 da Nuka Colony where she couldnt annoy Kroptik at all,the couple sessions were a half success as most couples broke up thanks to misunderstandings done due 2 Sakura feeling very bad and cherry taking her place as counselor...it is true that love hurts,but it was never meant outside of been a literal phrase as a Love War erupted that still perisist till now...Thanks for nothing,Sakurambo*

[SandStorm]

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The Carnival is near, some students are preparing the carnival suit, since there will be a contest at the school, before the 1 week vacations


Osen: Ok call, start working to the Carnival contest! the winner will receive a surprise prize.

Sand: Sensei, do we all need to participate? I hate masking...

Dark: Thats because you only need the elastic, right?

Sand: Hey dark, i'm not as forgotten, you know...

Osen: both of you shut up! If some of you don't wanna participate, just fine for me, but there must be at least 90% of the class participating, and the others that don't want to go, will help the contesters!


Sand: at least that...

Dark: Ok, who will and who wont?

Sand: and who the hell should i help?

Cosmic: and what's the theme for the Carnival?

Osen: Free choice.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: This is almost UY normality

[FallinG_StaR]

At the teachers office...

Osen: Our students are already starting to make their costumes for the contest. Are you going to help them in your class???

Falling: Yes, I think I can delay some of the exams and help them...

Osen: Good that way they can finish the costumes in time for the contest.

Falling: Ok, I'm going to get everything they need to make costumes.

The bell rings and everybody enters the class room.

Falling: Hello students, I have good news for you.

Class:???

Kroptik: It's not a surprise test is it???

Falling: No, that was what I was planning but, we are going to start making your costumes here starting today.

Sand: But we haven't even decided if we want to participate.

Falling: Well let me tell you this... The students that refuse to participate in the contest will be forced to dress up like a girl for the rest of the school year, that just includes the guys the girls can have free choice...

Forgotten: What!!! That's unfair... I do that already...

Falling: Ohh... yeah... :& (whispering) Weirdo...

Forgotten: I heard that...

Falling: Good I was hopping you did... Now then who doesnt want to participate raise your hand???
(Nobody moves) Good... Now, I have here all that you will need to make your costumes.

* FallinG_StaR puts a big box in top of is desk

Falling: you can take anything you need.

The students rush to the box and notice the box is empty...

Cosmic: The box is empty sensei!!!

Falling: No shit Sherlock, with your faces you guys don't need costumes, so I think you are ready for the contest.

Class: 

Falling: JESUS!!!!! Don't look at me like that, you almost scared me to death... Hahahahahaha... just joking, here the stuff to make your costumes if you need anything just ask...

The class starts working on their projects until the end of the day.

[DarkDevil]

Dark (on the window): Does that means I won't be use my scythe?
Ten: What a pity, you could start at Idiotic Ataru.

[Cosmic King]

Falling:Whatcha doin out,dark?

Dark:Just admiring the rotting of youth,sensei

Falling:Enough of dat,demon boy,u also gonna participate in dis,be free 2 choose yer costume

Dark:How about this one?



Falling:Too much "satanic"

Dark:This one?



Falling:Save it 4 da damn festival,ok?

Dark:Ok

*Many days later the festival is getting near*

Cosmic:Yo,lum,looking really nice

Lum:Thank you'tcha



Cosmic:And where is Ataru?

Lum:Darling went 2 finish up some of his costume details,i see u decided 2 bring yer armor'tcha



Cosmic:Yes,i had 2 bring it,lady lum,,i notice u brought Dark wit ya

Dark:The hell i came,cosmic,how about we wait 4 da other mortals costumes?

Lum:Ok,lets go watch what they brought'tcha (meanwhile wit ataru)

Ataru:Hahahaha,soon my beauty will be ready,hahahaha, Haremworld,here i come

Mrs. Moroboshi:ATARU!!! when r ya gonna go 2 school?? what a bad man u r,leaving yer wife 2 go alone,what a shame

Ataru:Mother,u wouldnt understand it at all (locks himself at his room)

Mrs. Moroboshi:Weird boy

*Meanwhile back 2 tomobiki high,3 "not-so-mysterious" men arrive in front of Lum*

(megane as a cyborg)

Megane:Howdy,lady lum

(perm as rambo)

Perm:Hi

(kakugari as evil workerman of baseball)

Kakugari:Always a pleasure 2 see ya,lady lum

Lum:Wow,u really thought of good costumes,i only could bring this kimono'tcha

Megane:Anything u wear becomes beautiful,lady lum

Cosmic:It seems u 3,lum,dark and myself are the only ones that arrived early

*meanwhile at Mendo mansion,Shutaro was getting up when suddenly...*



Shutaro:YOU ARE GONNA PAY 4 THIS,RYOKO!!!!! (she appears)

Ryoko:But dear brother,i am doin this 2 help ya with yer costume (brings a dress and make up) i am gonna make ya see good,mwahahaha

Shutaro:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ryoko:Now hold still,onisan

*At Tomobiki High again*

Lum:I wonder why darling is taking so much on his costume'tcha

Megane:Knowing him,i bet he has a little surprise for all of us

Cosmic:Hey,look,is Falling Star,he is reading a book over there



Lum:Sensei-chan!!!!

Falling:Hey,looking nice,lum

Lum:Thank you,sensei'tcha

Cosmic:Using yer old ninjitsu costume,falling?

Falling:Yeah,u know we need 2 come with colorful costumes 4 this festival (checks wristwatch) Hmm,it is 8:30 am already and the other students r not arriving,what a shame

[Kroptik]

* Suddenly an 8 feet tall dragon with bloody red scales appears in Tomobiki High *

Lum: What's that?

Megane: A dragon...Quick, men, protect lady Lum.

* The dragon gets closer *

Perm (shaking): It's coming this way!

Cosmic: Let's take him down.

Falling: Got it. (readies his shurikens)

Dragon: Hi guys, miss Lum.

Cosmic: Who are you?

Dragon: It's me, Kroptik...

Megane: Cool!

Lum: How can you change into a dragon?

Kroptik: My little secret. Pretty cool ain't it? (he let's out a hair-raising roar)

Lum: Da'tcha.

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Aho... couldn't you find anything smaller??? You won't even fit in the front door...

Kroptik: Ahh!!! I forgot about that sorry sensei.

Falling: No problem we'll just have to use the Gym instead of the classroom... Lets move out everyone... (thinking) Still there are students missing guess I'll get the girl dresses ready...