Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

Dark:(drinking some orange juice) I knew those firebrands were dangerous

Cosmic:Well,at least they r at Falling-sensei keeping

Dark:Poor guy...he really will overload em

*meanwhile at da cafeteria*

Policeman:Put the gun down,we will resolve this problem,kiddo

Angry Student:All i asked was a sweet roll and i get nothing!!!!

Policeman:Put the gun down or we will hav 2 arrest you

Angry Student:Say hello to my little friend !!! (draws out a machinegun and a shooting begins)

Perm:Note to myself,dont come 2 da cafeteria from now on

Chibi:Deal,perm

*meanwhile wit Kropman*

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Hi sensei...

Falling: Oh, hi Kroptik. What's wrong with you?

Kroptik: I have a problem...

Falling: Which is?

* Kurama appears *

Kurama: Hi sensei.

Falling: Sensei?

Kroptik: Yup. She's a new student in our class.

Kurama: Where have you been, darling?

Kroptik: I was just looking for the sensei. I heard he was collecting back these weird devices (points at the one on his head)

Falling: I'm not taking yours yet Kroptik. Since you haven't overloaded yours you can keep it to stay warm. But don't mess up or I'll take it. Belldandy was also allowed to keep hers since she didn't overload it either.

Kurama: Darling is such a wonderful person.
* She hugs Kroptik. He fakes hurling without her noticing *

Falling: You too head to class. I'll be there in two minutes and I want everyone seated.

Kroptik: Ok, sensei.

* Kroptik and Kurama leave towards the classroom *

Falling: Poor guy...
* He heads towards the teacher's lounge. Meanwhile someone was watching the whole conversation. She even giggled when Kroptik faked the vomiting *

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:I heard a giggling

Kurama:You r just hearing noises,time we go 2 the classroom,time you "teach" me something

Kroptik:Damn nympho

*in class*

Falling:Ok,class,since i managed 2 confiscate yer firebranders,we will hav 2 use this heater instead (turns it on)

Sand:What r u using for fuel,sensei?

Falling:Yer firebranders

Kroptik:Doesnt that overload em?

Falling:Uh-oh,well,i am sure nothing will happen...i hope

Dark:According 2 manual if they r touched by fire the firebranders become sentient and began creating twisted fantasies of people araound and...(the heater explodes revealing an energy being)

??: Time 4 some fun (using Mendo,Ataru and Falling twisted imagination creates an harem of demon girls) now i shall use yer mind (spoting kurama and kroptik) get ready!!! (suddenly falls in pain) that crow girl lust is even bigger than da monkey boy (ataru),i must use another host (escapes from classroom)

Kroptik:Phew,i was saved thanks 2 kurama,damn,that aint good

Falling:Bad thing is that now the firebrander being is gonna use da fantasies of others

Ataru:It is gonna be a hell of a day,mwahahaha

*And thus a fantasy nightmare took over Tomobiki High*

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Lum: I am not gonna allow this monster to run rampant

Mendo:Miss Lum,wait...

Ataru: Hmm,it seems lum has the same potential as i do

*Lum flies away and tracks down the creature*



Lum:In case u didnt know,i am protecting myself with an electric energy layer (draws out some kind of helmet and puts it on the being head)

Being:What was that thing ?!?

Lum:It is fantasy filter,now you wont make fantasies in reality without me knowing it

Being:DAMN

Lum:So now i am your boss

[DarkDevil]

Being: I don't think so.
The being enters Lum
Lum: But how... (being in Lum) your eletric skin cannot affect me oni girl.

[Kroptik]

* Lum returns to the class, walking *

Kroptik: Where is that thing?

Lum: Don't worry. It's dead now.

Falling: You killed it??

Lum: Yeah. Why?

Falling: ... Forget it...

* Lum takes a wrong seat, three chairs away from hers *

Ataru: Are you feeling OK, Lum? you look a bit red on the cheeks.
* Ataru goes to take her temperature but gets shocked as soon as he touches Lum's forehead. With the shock, the thing comes out of Lum *

Ataru (miraculously recovered from the shock): Lum?

Thing: Damn. Wasn't expecting that...

[DarkDevil]

Megane: What?

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Some kind of short circuit of energy must hav forced it 2 leave lady lum and...

Lum:Not really,the helmet had a failsafe that activated once darling touched me'tcha

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Is that a good excuse?

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Why so angry,Dark?

Dark:Forgive me,lady,i just felt odd when u were overwhelmed by dat firebrander
Posted on: February 14, 2007, 11:10:20 PMCosmic:These damn firebrands got out of control and...by the way,where did da being go?

Dark:I think i saw him approach Cherry and...



Lum:We r gonna drown in this'tcha

Megane:Worry not,lum-sama,we shall eat it 2 save ya (da stormtroopers begin eating/drinking the shiruko but is too much) damn my tummy hurts...arrrggg

Ataru:We require the services of Sakura-san,her hunger is limitless

Mendo:How about Rei?

Kroptik:Over my dead body,shutaro,over my dead body

Cherry:(flying) There is no use on it,boyz,the shiruko river wont cease to exist,enjoy yer meal

Lum:Well,it is up 2 me 2 ask Sakura 2 end this river'tcha (uses all her force 2 fly and escape da river)



Ataru:Meanwhile lets try 2 lower the river (all began eating but of course their stomaches werent made for all of this)

[DarkDevil]

* Dark puts a wooden doll, and the river disapears.

Dark: I've always wanted to to use this. But just to make sure...

* Dark moves to the broom cabine and opens the door and a cold wind comes in

Dark: Come in Miss Oyuki.

* Dark jumps to Oyuki's arms

Dark: If you don't mind Miss Oyuki, FREZZE THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM!
All students in the classroom: What???
Oyuki: As you wish Dark.

* The  snow appears everywhere

Being (getting out of Lum): NNNNNOOOO... It's too cold.

* A  wall starts melting.

Everyone:  ??? (also shaking from the cold)

* Dark  is hitted by a flame that was mleting the wall.

Caroline (with a flame aurora and speaking like Ran) : DARK HOW CAN YOU BE IN ANOTHER WOMAN'S ARMS!!!
Dark: But Master...
Caroline (burning the clssroom with her flame aurora):DON'T "MASTER" ME YOU DAMN CAT!!!
Everyone: _{help, get us out of here!}

* Caroline transporting Drak by the back of his neck

Dark: I'm so happy, you've finnally learned  ho...
Caroline (getting out by the hole she made): DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!! WE SHALL DISCUSS ABOUT THIS AT HOME!!!
Dark: Don't you mean at Moroboshi's home?

* Dark and Caroline leaves. Osen-Mark gets in the class room

Osen: Why did Caroline left her private class and came hhhhheeeerrr... WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPEND HERE!!!

* Osen-Mark sees the classroom all burned and wet.

Shnobu: Well, at the begining there was a fire Being that was created by the firebrandes and...
Megane: What did the happend to that Being? ???
Ataru: I don't know.

* They all look at the place where should be the Being, the can only se the smoke, probably from the Being

Chibi: Is he dead.
Perm: He died because of Caroline's flames.

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Hell hath no fury as a scorned woman'tcha

Ataru:Indeed,lum

Kroptik:I suppose that ends da firebrand chaos,but look at this place,its a damn mess

Mendo:What really worries me is da fate of Dark on this matter,indeed he was a key part 4 our saving

Ataru:I am sure he isnt so much in troubles and... (The firebrand creature reappears)

Being:I shall burn ya with the flames of passion (shoots fire 2 a girl)

Mendo:Miss,be careful (jumps 2 get her away from the fire and then..)



Ataru:Good thing i got there quick (to lum) Disperse his atoms with one of yer electric attacks,lum

Lum:Ok,darling,here i come'tcha


(The lightning blast kills the being 4 good)

Sand:Now this place really looks messy

*meanwhile at Moroboshi's house*

Caroline:SO YOU WANT COLD GIRLS,WELL,PREPARE YERSELF FOR A LONG WINTER

Dark:(tied 2 da wall) But,master,it was necessary 2 save our friends..

Caroline:SILENCE,BE A BRAVE DEMON AND ACCEPT YER FATE

Dark:This is gonna be a long day....

*meanwhile at the classroom next day*

Ataru:Yo,mendo,how was yer chocolate hunting?

Mendo:You know,the usual,moroboshi



Ataru:That is a lot,man,i didnt get much...in fact i had ¨a problem¨ and (lum appears)

Lum:Darling,i brought ya my choco-heart'tcha

Ataru:No need 4 it,i am full



Ataru:Well,back then i was hungry

Lum:Darling no baka!!!



(lum releases Ataru from her grip)

Lum:You see it wasnt so hard,darling,time u taste my chocolate'tcha



Cosmic:Yup,just another normal day at Tomobiki High

DEATHMATCH FIC END

[DarkDevil]

Special St. Valentines episode

At Tomoboki High School
Principal: I've called you two here for a serious discocion. This high school is full of couple teenagers that seems like they don't interact very well. Miss Sakura, I'm thinking in you creating a couple psichiatric office, to talk about the couple problems.
Sakura: I,I... I...
Principal: I know I can trust in you, to be a success, and all students for all students to be able to participate at this activity, they'll need to be desmissed by some classes.
Osen: But... But... That is...
Principal: Impossible, I know, but I think the students need this more then simple classes, you can give them extra classes at week-end. It's all for, you two can go now.
Sakura and Osen: Ok Mr Principal!
They both leave

[SandStorm]

Offtopic: we got late, but, lets proceed

While the classes are running out, the school speakers start one announcement in the entire school

Announcer: All tomoboki high students in couple need to mandatory leave the classes, and proceed to the couple psichiatric office, in the room C-4-7.
Students without girl\boy need to leave, as to receive special instructions.

Sand: (whispering to kroptik) Mate, this will be odd... why the heck we need it?

Kroptik: (wihispering) I hope it help screwing things between ataru and lum

Sand: (whispering) You rly don't give up, lol, you are a inspiration mate!

Kroptik: Hehe, tnx mate!

Falling: (silently appearing between the 2 boys) Well... I need to clean your ears... DIDN'T YOU GUYS HEARED THE ANNOUNCER? START MOVING!

*** falling crush the boys heads one against other ***

Kroptik\Sand: Oooouch!

Kroptik: Is that legal? D*mn!

Falling: For me, yes.

Cosmic: Think positive mates, at least yer dispensed from lessons.

Falling: I got one note from the principal, Osen, and Sakura, that you guys will have extra class in weekends.


Classroom: Nooooooooo!

[DarkDevil]

Lum: Did you hear that, Darling, we can solve about your girl hunting problem together!
Ataru: No way!

Lum charges at Ataru.

Lum: Now to Sakura's Office.