Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[DarkDevil]

Cherry looks at the classroom and see Professor Osen-Mark.
Osen: Hmhmhmmmhhhm (Say nothing, say nothing.)
Cherry: Nothing, only bad luk, nothing more.
Cherry goes away.

[Cosmic King]

*meanwhile da students arrive wit kotatsu*

Ataru:Yo,kotatsu,we need many firebranders from ya

Kotatsu:(translated from cat) Hehehehehe,it will be 456 yens da piece (everybody pays their own) i am pleased 4 yer boughts but be warned,the firebrands get outta control if ya think so much in 'hot'

Lum:Dont worry,kotatsu-kun,we wont think so much 'hot things'tcha

Mendo:Well,time 2 go 2 school,guyz (back at school)

Forgotten:Yo,onnsen-mark-sensei!!!

Onsen:What do ya want?

Forgotten:We bought ya a firebrander

Onsen:Well,thank ya (all gets warm) let us carry on wit class then

Sand:It will be a long day

*During class Lum gets asleep and begins dreaming*

Lum:(dream talking) please not in the carpet,darling....mayu would hear us...darling...no....wel l,yesssss...i lovee yooouu'tcha

All:Lum,are you ok?

Lum:(awaken) ehh,what is up'tcha..?

Ataru:It seems u were having a...fantasy dream...

Cosmic:Indeed u had a ¨hot dream¨,lady lum

Dark:Uh-oh

Mendo:Why uh-oh?

Sand:Lum accidentally disobeyed the firebranders power

Megane:So it is gonna be like da ice coolers ? (from UY episode 169)

Dark:Those things had temporal power,the firebrands chaos doesnt come like that,observe (lum firebrander begins glowing then sends a fireball,from where it rises a mixture of ataru,mendo and rei)

[DarkDevil]

Ten: Fireworks! Yeh, Party!

[SandStorm]

Sand: OMFG... Lum, are you dreaming about a orgy???

[Cosmic King]

*Most of the students see da advantages of thinking "hotter" and thus a fantasy chaos emerges*

Forgotten:So much for a warm day *sigh*

Cosmic:Amen,forgotten brother,Lets go eat some chicken

Sand:I am friend of Colonel Sanders,he will give us free chicken



*at midnight,in one of the emporiums of Kentucky Fried Chicken,sounds of moaning and desperate chickens are heard*

??:Yes...yess...yess...

*Colonel Sanders arrive*

Colonel Sanders: WTF is going on in here?!? (spots a boy trying 2 rape one chicken) hey,you!!!

??: I need...this...to...survi ve... (tries 2 grab another chicken)

Colonel:You dirty sonuva...(grabs a shotgun and shots da sick rapist that then jumps out da window)

??:Sandstorm....i am coming...4 you..(runs away)

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: what the hell is going on?

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Patience,friends,patience

On Topic:

*Its morning on Tomobiki,still winter reigns*

Kroptik:So,lady lum,how u dealt with dat fantasy of yours?

Lum:You mean Reitaro? he is at home,apparently these fanatsies dont fade away,i am getting worried'tcha

Kroptik:It figures,milady

Lum:Have yer firebrander overloaded an made ya yer fantasy,kroptik-kun'tcha?

Kroptik:Not yet..not yet

[DarkDevil]

Kurama: KROPTIK!!!!COME BACK HOME!!!!

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Damn,i thought she was hibernating,gotta run,lady lum

Lum:Ok'tcha (flies away)

Kurama:You wont get away (uses a paralyzer gun that disables kropman wings) you r now mine,"darling"

Sand:But he needs 2 be on school,lady kurama

Kurama:Then i will join it too

Kroptik:NOOOOOOO!!!

Kurama:Yeah,we will be together,"darling"

Sand:Crazy day

*at school most students try not 2 overload da firebranders,only a minor mistake could trigger a lot:6 hours later,sandstorm and kaede r entering 2 home when they see a murdered bunch of chickens at da door*

Sand:Oh no,it cant be...

??:Oh,yes,i am back,sand...

Kaede:Who r ya? (launches some shurikens but the guy shields himself wit a power shield)

??:Is that a way 2 treat an old partner,sandstorm?

Sand:But u died back then...Luigi

Luigi:That is what i wanted u 2 believe,i am sure u wil be glad 2 see da others..well,i gotta go,arrivederci,mon ami (leaves)

Kaede:Weird guy

[SandStorm]

Sand: you can bet, I don't even wanna think what he did... I gotta stop him.

Kaede: Better i give you a hand.

Sand: i'm so sorry Kaede, but i need to go alone, and hunt him down. Later will explain all, there's no more time to loose.

***Sand kiss Kaede cheek and leave***

20 minutes later, SS arrives at SP headquarters. He is received by one long date friend

Iver: Saaaaaaaaaaand man, you are back! we missed you dude, we've got plenty of work to do man, where have you been?

Sand: I've been checking the HQ systems in my computer, don't worry because i sent mails to our members.

Iver: Gr8. but you know, I've got bad news...

Sand: My friend, no need to say more. I know luigi is alive, and i've come to slash him down. Where is pae?

ZeeM: yo nigga! pae went to south korea to one martial arts contest.

Sand: ok, i wish him good luck. now, mate, tell me. where that bastard is?

ZeeM: Calm down nigga, i don't want more blood here!

Sand pushes away ZeeM and go directly to the 2nd office in the 3rd floor.
The windows are closed, and one strange smell is inside it. some feathers are in the air, as various marks of blood, and one dead chicked, like she had put a 20Kg egg


??: I arrived for you, and you arrived for me, right? I knew it!

Sand: Show yourself Luigi.

Luigi: Here i am! ***He's covered in chicken feathers, , with one fried kentucky chicken pack serving as underpants ***

Sand: I shall offer you proper clothes in your b-Day dude, but now, time for vengeance!

Luigi: lets have action baby!

Sand take out one shinny samurai sword

Luigi: Where you got that?

Sand: (thinking) I wonder how long kaede won't see the fault of her sword, but for this guy, slashing with blades seems to be the last option... (talking) i will make sure i put it in one place that will bring you pleasure!

Sand do one "twio dwi-hurigi" move, and slashes Luigi's arm

Luigi: AARRRRRGGGGH!

teh scream was loud, and Demas, one hard to understand guy is passing near, and open the door, while he see the walls with blood

Demas: buddy, no, u returned, please don't spanked us, please buddy

Sand: Oh, shut teh f**k up!

SS grabs Demas by the neck and lift him in the hair. Then, do one massive sand ball, and trow it, with Demas inside at luigi. Several walls break up!

Sand: Hehehe, time to taste the fury of earth, you biatch! Where did u got all those chikens?

Luigi: ohhhh.... Demas head is in ma A*S... it is so good...

Sand: You sir, are disgusting! SANDSTAR ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (one blast fills uptye place. everything near is destroyed. both Luigi and Demas are unconscious.)

Sand: You guys still weak. You show no thrill to ma rage! (Raises Kaede's katana, and pierce it in Luigi head, removing his eyes, and then, doing portkeys with them)

Sand: I am sure Dark will enjoy this gift, he like odd things.

Sand: ROCKSLICE! tons rocks fall upon the victims, smashing their heads.


Sand go away from that place, take a lift to the ground floor

Sand: ZeeM, dude, call one ambulance.

ZeeM Oh sh*t nigga, I SAID NO BLOOD!

Sand: yeah, right. Send me a mail is any of our costumers have doubts about the tunning from their phones.

SS open the main door, and leave SP headquarters

Sand: (thinking) Kaede, for sure i couldn't bring you to this... Now, i shall whip the blood this sword created...

SandStorm is whipping teh sword way back home, while the sky start to get cloudy

[Cosmic King]

*Next day at school*

Onsen:Yo,future hamburger grillers!!!

Students:What is up,sensei?

Onsen:First of all February 14th is coming so u gotta come with somethin special and also principal hanajima wanna speak wit Kroptik

Kroptik:Ok,sensei (in Onsen office) what is it u wanted 2 tell me?

Principal:*sigh* Kropman,i will be honest 2 ya,yesterday some nutgirl called me 2 enter Tomobiki High when r already on classes,she said she knew ya

Kroptik:Kurama

Principal:Hmm,well,of course i couldnt allow her 2 enter...

Kroptik:Thank god

Principal:...unless she made a special exam that she passed,and since u r her most "close friend",i want ya 2 give her a welcome,u r dismissed

Kroptik:B..but (leaves) man,if only i wouldnt feel bad if i use da firebrand overload...*sigh*

*meanwhile at da classroom*

Ataru:Time 2 put in action operation "Harem 2007" (concentrates;the firebrander glows and the room is overfilled of babes )

Lum:DARLING!!

Ataru:Ooops,i thought it wouldnt happen (forgotten and cosmic hav 2 destroy da door so nobody suffocates)

Lum:Hmph,all these girls r goin 2 mendo house,darling'tcha

Mendo:REALLY?

Ataru:WHY?

Lum:I dont like competition,besides we r married'tcha

Ataru:How about Reitaro?

Lum:Ehhh...(blushing) he is another thing...as...u may see'tcha

Shinobu:I see somebody is already infected with the Moroboshi Virus

Sand:How hav u managed 2 not overload da firebrand,Miyake?

Shinobu:Lets say i dont longer hav fantasies

Sand:Ohh

Onsen:Why always when i am giving classes?!?

[SandStorm]

Sand: Osen... Falling-Sensei lessons where worse,

Dark: Ya, rly, cool down or i'll do ya again teh same gluing black magic.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: don't add characters, just use those who you've got.

[Cosmic King]

*during recess,a huge Mendo car gets all da girls*

Lum:Darling....

Ataru:Yes,lum?

Lum.Do ya think i am getting as lusty as u r'tcha?

Ataru:You mean that cuz u havent rid of Reitaro and you want me 2 get rid of mah girls ? oh lum,i never knew u were so cold hearted ,long time i hav been loyal 2 you but i dont wanna snuff our passion flame and i have 2 sacrifice meself wit other girls.....and now u pay me back with yer lust(pretends 2 cry)

Lum:Darling,forgive me,it wasnt my intention 2 hurt you,receive my love expression'tcha (takes ataru hand)



Ataru:No,wait,luumm (lum shocks him into submission)

Lum:Hahaha,you should know by now that you neede better excuses,darling'tcha

*meanwhile at da school cafeteria*



Megane:Fellow stormtroopers,i have an announcement 2 make

Chibi:What is it,boss?

Perm:Is it about the firebranders?

Megane:Yes,i think we have endured long enough not 2 overload em

Megane:Not exactly,perm,not exactly,tomorrow we unveil Project Valentine and (suddenly a student with a gun enters da cafeteria)



Cook:But the sweet rolls already were sold

Angry Student: (cocking handgun) I SAID I DEMAND A %&#!? SWEET ROLL!!!

*meanwhile with Mendo*

Mendo:That moroboshi gnat really had imagination,almost 200 girls from one mere thought of his....now i feel a little envy because of this,a question remains,shall i overload this gizmo and see in life my fantasies or shall i prevent meself from this? woe is me,for i dunno what 2 do...

Ryuu:Yo,Mendo,shut up,i am trying 2 study math,i didnt do well last time

Mendo:Oh,poor maiden,allow me 2 assist ya in yer study,i know some of math

Ryuu:Yeah,right,arent ya da one with the bizarre physics formulas?

Mendo:That was but a minor mistake,ryuu...you know what? that is a boy's name

Ryuu:(sarcastically) Oh,i didnt knew it

Mendo:I can help ya 2 get rid of that manly nightmare yer father is forcing in ya,from now on your name will be...(gets knocked out with a desk)

Shinobu:Forgive me,mendo-kun,but i cant allow ya that...

Ryuu:Shinobu,what is the meaning of that?



Shinobu:You wouldnt understand how i felt when i heard mendo saying...nevermind,i got 2 see some friends (leaves)

Ryuu:Poor girl...(continues studying)

*meanwhile with Onsen Mark*

Onsen:These kids today r really odd,dont ya think,sakura?

Sakura:Yeah,btw,i am amazed someone like ya that lives alone hasnt overloaded that gizmo Kotatsu was selling

Onsen:Nah,after dealing with Moroboshi and da others u get 2 forget about yerself,but how r things with tsubame?

Sakura:More or less,we havent spoked 4 a while since i caught him.(someone knocks on da door) Who is it?

??:It is me,niece,Cherry (sakura opens da door,Cherry grabs a camera then shoots a photograph of sakura and onsen) i am sure yer beloved Tsubame will like 2 see this (vanishes)

Sakura:Damn you,uncle

*Meanwhile the recess continues normal...except in da cafeteria*

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: damn these firebrands are getting out of control

Belldandy: why didnt you buy one?

Forgotten: you think I need one, I'm canadian i live for the cold, well it doesnt bug me anyway, but are you warm enough

Belldandy: yes these things work great

Megane: watch out fantasy coming through

*megane runs by with 5 girls chasing him*

*falling suddenly appears*

Falling: that's it everyone that has a firebrand is getting them confiscated and is getting detention

Forgotten: hmm even belldandy, hers hasnt overloaded

Falling: she is the only one, why is that

Belldandy: i dont know

Forgotten: she is a goddess, she doesnt have heated thoughts, well not often hehe

Falling: and what is that supposed to mean

Forgotten: nothing really, watch out sir

*Falling gets hit by a fireball and then by a girl on a bike*

Forgotten: thats got to hurt

*sudden a stampede of men on white horses trample Falling*

Belldandy: no that had to hurt

*Forgotten and Belldandy start laughing*

Falling(staggering to his feet): who's fantasy was that

Forgotten and Belldandy: not ours, bye sensei

*forgotten and belldandy fly out of the cafeteria