Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

Alex:Ok,i think we entered a wrong dimension (activates normal dimension coordenates)

Kroptik:Man,that vision wont get outta of my mind (pukes)

Shaft:Well,soon we will be at home,sonny-boy (arrive at correct earth)

Lum:Mayu-chan,where were you? i was so desperate and i thought u were lost (hugs her)

Mayuka:Dont cry,mom,i am in here,i just took a trip

*at night*

Mayuka:Daddy,can u tell me a bedtime tale?

Ataru:One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.

When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Rumiko Takahashi. So the little girl took a .45 Colt out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.

Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.

Lum:Darling!!!

Ataru:Sorry,just wanted 2 see da results

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: ...far...close...far...close...far...close...far...

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile at Memory Templarium,Forgotten is meditating about several facts when...*

Forgotten:I felt a disruption in the reality fabric,should that rupture continue all will enter a void of nothingness (his cell phone sounds) mochi mochi?

??: Yo,forgotten,it is me,Moroboshi (not-ataru),i have something that will amaze ya,cody-boy

Forgotten:Why does yer voice sounds weird?

Moroboshi: Blame the weather,come here as possible (hangs phone)

Forgotten: Oh well (teleports 2 Italy) what is it that u wanna say 2 me?

Moroboshi:I think i saw punk versions of you and lady belldandy destroying the Pisa Tower

Forgotten:(thinking) could it be that rupture? (normal) i will go and see,friend (arrives at the Tower)

Forgotten: I see there is one boy,but where is dat belldandy?

Punk Cody: Wat u want wit we us,homeboy? wantin' troubles,kid?

Forgotten;The resemblance is astounding,but your grammar really sucks

Punk Cody: Ya leave my grandma out of this,bastitch!!! (Summons a magical chain that melts with its touch)

Forgotten:You r good with it,but i am far better with my arsenal of might (mentally hits punk cody)

Punk Cody:Ya got guts,kid,i wil giv ya dat,but dat aint enough wit me (morphs into a giant mosnter)



now i will finish you and... (begins gasping for air) goddamn....i...forgot... this form needs...water...2 live...agggg (loses mosnter form and falls beaten)

Forgotten:Pathetic,indeed a waste of time (grabs da punk from da throat) where is yer partner?

Punk Cody: Dunno,...homeboy...she said she was....gonna...see..ygg. .drrr(faints)

Forgotten:Well,i am sure they would take care of that fake belldandy,i am off 2 see da real one

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: not yet close. Please do not kill me for this coments, I'm only a critic

[Forgotten_Lum]

*forgotten teleports to his house and finds Urd*

Forgotten: hey Urd, I need to get to heaven, mind helping me

Urd: do it yourself, I know you can

Forgotten: I know but it is harder to do it myself

Urd: Fine

*Urd touches the TV and it turns into a portal*

Urd: shall we go

*Forgotten and Urd enter the portal*

[Cosmic King]

*they found belldandy on a hall of doors*

Belldandy: (dressed with tiger clothes and horns)welcome,forgotten-darling,did u had a hard day at job'tcha? (kisses him)

Forgotten:Wow

Urd:This looks bizarre somehow

Forgotten:But feels nice

Belldandy:Well,it is getting cold,lets enter our house,forgotten darling'tcha

Forgotten:...ok....honey

Urd:Suspicious

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: I dont think so

Urd: well i do, i didnt cause it

Forgotten: Just relax Urd

Urd: hmm

Forgotten: Anyway, so Belldandy did you figure out why the alternate futures are coming into reality

Belldandy: what are you talking about

*Forgotten stops walking and pulls away from Belldandy*

Forgotten: Dont you remember Why you came back to heaven, this isnt right

Urd: see told ya

Forgotten: Sorry Urd, now i sense the same signature as the alternate futures, check yggdrasil a figure out what is going on

Urd: sure

Belldandy: No you do...

*Belldandy collapses and is caught by Forgotten*

Forgotten: Sorry Belldandy, Urd hurry and check the system

*Urd access the yggdrasil*

Urd: what a mess, the system is in chaos, it seems that the alternate futures have merged with everything in heaven because of a overload

Forgotten: how do we fix this

Urd: I dont know, oh wait there something here

*sudden the moniter explodes, sending Urd flying into a wall*

*Forgotten runs to her side*

Forgotten: Urd are you alright

Urd: I'll live, just a little light headed

Forgotten: Thank goodness

Urd: it seems that there has been an overload in the room of destiny, i dont know anything else

Forgotten: seems I need to get to the room of destiny and figure out what is causing the overload, you gonna be okay here Urd

Urd: I guess

*Forgotten moves towards the closest door and pulls out a key*

Forgotten: I knew i would need to use this eventually

*forgotten puts the key in the door and opening it, revealling a portal to the room of destiny, Forgotten enters the portal*

*Back with Lum and Ataru*

Ataru: lum

Lum: yes darling

Ataru: I know you enjoy this but dont you think this is too soon, I mean we only just got married

Lum: Darling... I guess your right, but...but I'm so happy

Ataru: me too, but...

Lum: Dont say I know what we have to do, lets go

Ataru: how though

Lum: I kept the door to the room of destiny

*lum opens the closet revealing a door, lum inserts a key and opens the door*

*Ataru goes to Mayuka, and picks her up*

Ataru: lets go

*Ataru and Lum enter the portal*

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I need to say nothing

[Cosmic King]

*meanwhile*

Cosmic:Hey,guys,look,the alternatives are merging with da others,at this rate there would be a mixed universe,anything that was will die or change

Nezarr the Calculator: 3 days till the merging is complete,only safe measure is to separate them and send em bakc in artifical dream doors

Shaft:i gots a question,y'all,how come we r not merging?

Cosmic: Uatu made some anti-polymerization devices on us,we will be safe from it but i cant assure we will survive the recreation of a Big Bang,we have to find Mayuka

Alex:Any idea 2 track her? u failed at first,sire cosmic

Cosmic:Yes,but now i shall use my full power on it



finally i found her,she is with ataru and lady lum at another dimension,we gotta grab mayuka and send her 2 her real world,then automatically all return 2 its normal state

Arishem the Judge:Sire,there is a quick way 2 track them,lets use the Judgement Door,it can guide us whereever we want

Cosmic:Excellent idea

*meanwhile Forgotten has witnessed 1000 realms at da same time*

[Forgotten_Lum]

*upon entering the portal, Ataru, Lum and Mayuka were thrown, feeling like they were being torn apart, eventually they reach the room of destiny and ataru stars falling, being caught by Lum*

Ataru: thanks lum, look at this place

Lum: It's a mess

*suddenly Inabi and Shinobu appear*

Lum: Hi Inabi, Shinobu, what are you doing here

Shinobu well, i found Inabi in the real world again




Lum: your so clumsy

Inabi: actually, this time i was thrown out by an explsion, it seems something has overloaded the room of destiny, anyway come one lets get you your uniforms again

*They enter the changeroom and get into there uniforms*



Shinobu: I never get used to these uniforms

Mayuka: yawn...mommy

Lum: Your awake now i see

Mayuka: where are we

Inabi: Who is this

Ataru: our future daughter

Inabi: From one of the doors?

Lum: yep

*suddenly Forgotten appears*

Inabi: How did you get here?

Forgotten: wow that was a wild ride, oh hi Inabi, i used a key got awhile ago

Inabi: have we met

Forgotten: not formally, i worked here before you started, it has been a while since i came here, now to fix this problem, hmm this must be Mayuka

Lum: how do you know of her?

Forgotten: because she is the problem and the key to fixing this mess and do you really think i didnt memorize each doors future

Lum: how do you know she is the problem?

Inabi(shocked): memorized each door's future, is that even possible

Forgotten: didnt you know, when i worked here there were only 1 other person working with me, the lead rabbit, when he retired I decided to quit and we hired those braindead rabbits and you

Inabi: oh

Forgotten: Anyway lum look at Mayuka's feet

*Everyone looks at Mayuka's and notice that the floor where her feet are is warping*

Forgotten: she is the problem, actually she is apart of the problem, her reality is a duplicate

Everyone: ???

Forgotten: Let me explain, in the room of destiny there are many doors, but each has its own unique future, if by chance a doorknob was made that had the same future as another door then things end up the way they are now, it seems that the door that Mayuka came from is a duplicate of an already existant future

Ataru: and how do you know this

Forgotten: I kind of did the same thing to see what would happen

Inabi: so how do we fix this mess

Forgotten: put mayuka back into her future and destroy it




Lum: that is not going to happen

Forgotten: come on lum ataru, Mayuka may be your child, but she is from the future, there is always the chance that you will have this future, bah this is wasting time, time we dont have

*Forgotten grabs Mayuka and leaves the changeroom*

Lum and ataru: get back here

*Everyone chases after Forgotten*

Mayuka: Mommy...

Forgotten: damn i got to get away from them, ah this one will do for now

*Forgotten enters a door*

Lum: get back here

*enters the door too*

Lum: where did he go?

*suddenly lum sees something*



Lum: how...how is this still possible

*Forgotten exits that door, only to run into ataru*

Forgotten: Uh oh

*forgotten flies off into another door*

*Ataru follows into the door, he looses sight of Forgotten, but sees something else*



Ataru: but how...

*Forgotten exits and starts looking for Mayuka's door*

*Forgotten runs into the rabbits, trying to turn the key*



Forgotten: that is not going to work now guys

Rabbits: Sir, what are you doing here

Forgotten: fixing your mistakes, as usual

*Forgotten flies off*

Forgotten: Where is that door, ah there it is



*Forgotten put Mayuka in the door*

Mayuka: no i dont want to leave mommy and daddy

Forgotten: sorry, but it has to be done

*ataru comes out of nowhere and pushes Forgotten away from the door*

Forgotten: it is too late, I already put Mayuka in the door and sealed it

Atura: I wont let you destroy this future

*Suddenly lum appears*



Lum: i wont let you destroy it either

Forgotten: didnt you guys listen to what i said, this is a duplicate door, a duplicate, which means that there is another door just like this on, so it doesnt matter if i destroy this door, there is still the possibility of you two having Mayuka as your child

Lum and Ataru: oh

Forgotten: now get out of the way, we dont have time for this

*Suddenly the other door burst open, reveal past foes*

*Lum and Ataru get out of the way*

Lum: wait, I'll do it, it's my future after all

Forgotten: hurry up then

*Lum begins to charge up, but her hands are unsteady, ataru goes to her side and holds her hand*

Lum: darling...

Ataru: there is always the possibility

Lum: yeah

*Lum charges up and blasts the door, shocking ataru as well*

*Suddenly there is a bright light and when it fades everything in the room of destiny is back to normal*

Forgotten: everything should be back to normal now, and now for my leave, no more creating doorknobs lum, ataru, okay, just remember that there is always the possibility

*Forgotten goes to another door and puts his key in the door*

Forgotten: Bye for now

Lum and Ataru: Bye

*Forgotten disappears into the door*

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:it seems there was no need 4 more work,well only thing left is to make da others return home

*4 hours later*

Forgotten:it was succesful,back again we hav our own dimension

Ataru:Although i feel somehow sad,i am happy 2 know my future kid

Lum:We can always make it,darling'tcha

Ataru:Gupl...errr...i dunno..lets go eat something,you coming,forgotten?

Forgotten:Yeah,why not?

Kroptik/Jataru/Sand/Dark:Hey,wait for us

*Thus everythiong return 2 normal...4 now*

DEATHMATCH FICTION : DREAM SHOCKS SCARE ME

THE END

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I don't need to repeat myself.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: seems like my posts are getting longer everytime, but this was a good one

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Jataru will open a fiction topic dealing with Lum and Ataru future

nevertheless DM2 will continue working on its fics (only difference is that we wont travel 2 future)

Coming soon...another fiction

On Topic:

Deathmatch Fic # 209

"Fire Burners"

*It is a nice winter morning in tomobiki,well not so nice because it is very cold*

Kroptik:Brrr,this looks like a new ice age,brrrr

Mendo:And according 2 my satellite,it will only get worse

Onsen:Shut up,you 2,we....have a class 2 see....

Lum:Brrr,but sensei....i think....our hands got frozen'tcha

Shinobu:We are all inda sam problem (then Sand and Dark arrive very calm)

Cosmic:brrr,why arent ya having coold?

Sand:Simple,mate,cuz we r using some "firebrands",they maintain ya warm and all u gotta do is to think in something "hot"

Mendo:as in fire?

Dark:No,mortal,u know what kind of "hot"

Forgotten:Well,and where can we buy em?

Sand:Kotatsu-neko is selling them,mate

[SandStorm]

Ataru: Where is he?

Sand: Near the 2nd corner of the city museum

The students leave the class running like crazy

Osen: COME BAAAAAAAAACK, I'VE GOT A LESSON TO DO, THIS IS NOT PLAYTIIIIIME!

Dark: Hold your horses Osen... (do black magic, and Osen mouth got glued)

Sand: Lool, this will be funny, lets check them.

Sand and Dark leave osen alone in the class