Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  What a crapy vacations I had...

[Jataru]

Ataru: What you think Lum ?

Lum: Sure will help you da tcha.

Kokeru: Arigatou miss Lum and tou-san.

Ataru: Don't call me that.

Lum: DARLING!!!

Ataru: Well, shall we search for Inaba first rigth? So let's go to Shinobu's house.

*At Shinobu's house*

Ataru: Shinobu are you there?

Shinobu:Ah Ataru and Lum come in.

Shinobu: Who is this boy?

Ataru: Well you see?

Lum: This is Darling son, of one of the dream doors where you are married with him.

Shinobu: Is this true?

Kokeru: Yes it is.

Ataru: Changing subject, Have you seen Inaba?

Shinobu: Inaba left 10 minutes ago. He says he plenty of work.

Lum:Tanks Sinobu.

*At the park*

Lum: Mate Inaba-kun.

Inaba: Ah Lum-san and Ataru-kun.

Ataru:Inaba we need your help.

Inaba: Well you see I'm busy now with a thing.

Lum: What thing da tcha?

Suddenly a little girl appears behind Inaba's back.

Ataru&Lum: Who is this girl Inaba?

Inaba: She says that she is....

Mayuka: I'm Mayuka and I am your daugther Mommy(Lum) and Daddy(Ataru)

Ataru&Lum: Nanny(What)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Did ya heard dat,Darling'tcha?

Ataru:We need 2 be sure

Inaba:No need 4 that,the girl indeed is an hybrid of you 2,i am still trying 2 find out why alternate and possible futures beings are invading our timeline

Lum:(holding Mayuka) Wow,you r really a pretty girl

Ataru:Lum,dont get too careful wit her,maybe she is da source of this and...

Mayuka:Daddy (trying 2 hug him)

Ataru:Well..err...i...dunno

Inaba:Well,i shall take Mayuka 2 yer parents home,ataru (to mayuka) time 2 say goodbye 2 yer parents,mayuka

Mayuka:But i dont wanna leave them,bugs bunny

Lum:Let her be,inaba-kun'tcha

Inaba:Well,i dont see any harm,ok,u can take care of her 4 now

[SandStorm]

Mayuka: Daddy, can you buy me a icecream, please, please, pretty pleeeeease? (Do one big grin and puppy eyes)

Ataru: Hehe, ok, you got me, i can't say no to you, ehehehe.

Lum: (whispering) Darling... I am proud of you

Ataru: (whispering) Well...

Lum: Mayuka, then you wanna go to the park'tcha?

Mayuka: Yeah!

Ataru: Well... I can't deny, but i am start to enjoy.

Lum hugs ataru

[Cosmic King]

*the trio is in da park,Mayuka is playing wit a ball when it gets out of the way,she goes after it...someone grabs it*

Mayuka:Miss,can u give me back my ball?

??:(gives it back)Of course,little child,indeed u resemble yer mother

Mayuka:U know my mommy?

??:Yes,in fact i went to her wedding,sweet child (lum arrives)

Lum:Mayu-chan,it is not good 2 talk 2 strangers and...oh,no..it is you'tcha!!

??:I am pleased u remember me,Lum,how could u ever forget Saki,yer old friend?

Lum:B..but...me and darling...

Mayuka:What happens,mommy?

Lum:Nothing,Mayu-chan,go and play wit yer dad,i need 2 speak something wit "my friend"

Mayuka:Ok (goes 2 see ataru)

Lum:(angry)I dunno how u survived,but if u layed a finger on her,i swear i will..

Saki:Spare me yer maternal instict,lum,i havent hurt yer child

Lum:What do ya want'tcha?



Saki:Tsk tsk tsk,my agenda is still a mystery,i know as much as you do,well i gotta go,see ya...soon (leaves)

Lum:Damn psycho (goes 2 ataru and mayu)

[SandStorm]

Lum arrive near her Husband and Daughter with a annoyed face

Lum: (whispering to ataru) Darling... Saki returned... She was speaking Mayuki... What if she... If she is the responsible for this dreams mess, and if she steal us our daughter?

Ataru: she won't hurt her. But she want to p*ss you off... Relax, enjoy this afternoon.

Lum: I wonder... When we leave her to inaba, if we'll see her again...

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Yeah,u r right,although mayuka seems 2 be real,she isnt 2 born till later,i think i am starting 2 like her,she reminds me of my swiftness

Lum:Lets just pray she doesnt take yer vouyerism'tcha

Inaba:Hi,guys,having fun?

Lum:Yes'tcha

Inaba:Is getting late,lets go 2 yer parent house,ataru

Ataru:Ok (at Moroboshi House)

Lum:We r home'tcha

Mayuka:Hi,grandpa and grandma

Mr. Moroboshi :Hi,little girl,i dunno why but u look like ataru's wife,Lum

Mayuka:That is why i am her daughter,silly

Mr. Moroboshi:Explanation,ataru

Ataru:Long story,pops (to mayu) mayu,it is time 2 go 2 sleep

Mayuka:But is still too early,i wanna play some more (begins sending thunderbolts everywhere)

Mrs. Moroboshi:Now what will da neighbors think?

Ataru:Ok,u win,mayuka,how about we eat some potatoes?

Mayuka:Ok,daddy (stops sending bolts)



*meanwhile at Citadel Of Marvels*

Cosmic:So u claim u r the son of prince Kroptik and Lum,right?

??:Yes,sir

Cosmic:and you 2 are the twins that kurama had of kroptik?

?? 2:Indeed,sir

Shaft:Sweet Christmas,cosmic king,we wont end listing all them alternate beings

Cosmic:Yes,u r right on it,shaft-man

Shaft:And what about this glowing baby,cosmic brother?

Cosmic:Really dunno but the magnum scanner registered as a class 4 being,a level only earthly gods have,odd

Alex the Milk Guy:Anyone needs a drink?

Shaft:Yep,bring me some red bulls,biatch

Alex:Err,ok

Cosmic:(scanning da glowing baby) I wonder what u will be,little baby,somhow u remind me of belldandy

Shaft:Why dont we ask Uatu for help,cosmic?

Cosmic:He went 2 gather all da other "alternatives",when he returns,we will try 2 understand all this mess

*on earth;mayu is finally sleeping,lum is watching over her*

Lum:(crying) thank you,mayu-chan,u showed me the pleasure of having a daughter,perhaps u r not supposed 2 be,but i am glad you r here

[Kroptik]

* Suddendly Kroptik appears near Cosmic and Shaft *

Kroptik: You called, Cosmic?

Cosmic: Yeah, I have. We...

The 3 kids: DADDY!
* The three run against Kroptik and hug him *

Kroptik: What's going on here?

Cosmic: These are your children, Kroptik...

Kroptik: WHAT?! Kids, hang on a bit. I need to talk to Cosmic. Go play a bit.

Twin 1: Ok, but I don't want to play with him. (pointing at Lum's son)

Kroptik: I want all 3 of you to play together.

Twin 2: Ok dad.

* They go play somewhere else *

Kroptik: You're kidding, right Cosmic? You know I don't have children.

Cosmic: We know that. They came from the future.

Kroptik: So I'm going to have children from Lum and Kurama??

Shaft: No, man. They came from alternate futures.

* Cosmic and Shaft explain th situation to Kroptik *

Kroptik: So now what am I gonna do? I can't take care of them... Lum is married with Ataru and I don't exactly feel like going to live with Kurama.

Shaft: Think o'somethin then. They're not staying here.

Kroptik: Ok I'll do what I can. What're their names?

Cosmic: Lum's son is Hiro. The twins are Keiichi and Satomi.

Kroptik: Got it. Can I borrow a ship Cosmic? Mine's still in Earth.

Cosmic: That won't be needed. Apparently they have some of your powers...

Kroptik: Ok. You guys make sure you fix this fast.

Cosmic: We're doing what we can.

Kroptik: Ok, see ya later then. C'mon kids, we're going home.

Kids: Ok dad.

Keiichi: But I can't teleport yet...

Satomi: I can.

Hiro: I can too.

Kroptik: Ok I'll take you Keiichi.

* All four of them leave *

Cosmic: Poor guy...

Shaft: Yeah...

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Well,it is time 2 summon da other 1000 we gathered *sigh*

Oneg the Prober: Master cosmic,we already found  567 more,their numbers are increasing,soon they will overflow the galaxy

Shaft:Any idea about this,cosmic brotha?

Cosmic:Well,Inaba told me it was some mess up in the dream doors,but those r being fixed already and still this alternate invasion persists (Uatu arrives)

Uatu:I may tell ya da answer for this problem,mortals,indeed the doors have been fixed but on earth there is a living anchor made from flesh and lightning that is letting all this continue

Shaft:Any idea who dat anchor is,crome head?

Uatu:Yes,that person is no one than the living recreation of lum and ataru daughter,Mayuka

Alex the Milk Guy:So u saying we gotta kill dat girl or prevent her from been born?

Uatu:No,mayuka must be born and be happy with her parents but we hav 2 send this mayuka version back 2 her dimension

Cosmic:I suppose we gotta pay a visit 2 lady lum

*Meanwhile on earth*

Ataru:Yo,lum,what r we gonna do wit mayuka? remember we gotta go 2 school and work,and my parents dunno how 2 take care of oni girls

Lum:That is why i am asking a friend 2 help me (brings a alien cell phone; speaks in strange language;hangs the phone) he will come soon,darling'tcha

Ataru:Knowing ya,it will be a giant octopus god that feeds on baby souls

Lum:Like that one? (pointing out window)



Ataru:Ahhhhh

Lum:I was joking,darling,that is just one of the new neighbors (to neighbor) howdy,neighbor'tcha?

Cthulu the Neighbor:Howdy,lum,u r looking fine (enters his won house...or dimension)

Lum:Well,darling,the friend i called i met him at the matchmaking party my dad made,dont worry he isnt a monster that feeds on baby souls,he looks fine

Ataru:ok,So it is an alien or a mystic being?

Lum:He comes from the Dimension of the Vishanti,he is one of the main priestords there (some knocks the door) it must be him'tcha (opens door;a being adorned with mystic fire and amazing form appears)

??:Sorry for making you all wait,my name is Jataru,i have heard my friend lum requires assisntance

[Jataru]

Ataru: Can we trust this guy?

Lum: Sure da tcha, he is a good friend of mine and a powerfull sorcerer.

Jataru: You're flaterring me Lum.

Lum: Gomene Jataru-kun.

Ataru: So Lum shall we go?

Lum:Sure da tcha. Jataru take a good care of Mayuka.

Jataru: Don't worry Lum. She will be fine.

Mayuka: Ne Jataru, let's go to the park. I saw a ferris wheell last day.Please,please,Please,please,pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!

Jataru: Ah, ok but we must to be at home before Ataru and Lum.

Mayuka: Yeah!!!!!!!



*After too much fun at the park*

Jataru: Mayu we have to go.

Mayuka: Ok Onni-sama (Jataru bluchs)

*Suddenly Jataru stops*

Mayuka: What is Onni-sama.

Jataru: I sense an evil soul, and his very close, too close.

[Cosmic King]

??: You r pretty good at sensing evil,but i bear no malice towards the kid,it is me,Darkdevil

Jataru:Sheesh,i almost thought u were an evil god or something like that?

Dark:Are you looking down upon me,sorcerer?

Jataru:Enough of this,lets go all together,we need 2 be at moroboshi house by 2 pm

Dark:Yeah,ok

Jataru:(thinkng) yet it wasnt Dark energy what i felt at first,we better leave quickly (they begin walking  and arrive at moroboshi house)

*at the Moon*

Cosmic: Finally,the gathering is over,now what do we do with them?



Shaft:How many were,cosmic friend?

Cosmic:Exactly 234,985 people,not counting us

Shaft:Sweet Christmas!!

Alex:That is a lot of people

Cosmic:Yep,both of you are right and we gotta find Mayuka,but some force is shielding her from my mental powers



Shaft:You think ¨her¨ may have kidnapped Mayuka?

Cosmic:Maybe,but there are others that were able of such a feat

*meanwhile on earth*

Mayuka:Onni-sama?

Jataru:Yep,mayu-chan?

Mayuka:If my parents are going 2 school,shouldnt i go too?

Jataru:Well,u r right on dat,but u r in vacations,sweet child,look,we hav arrived home,why dont we give a surprise gift 2 yer parents?

Mayuka:Ok,onni-san

[DarkDevil]

Dark:I can't feel anything.

Offtopic: I a real critic! It's getting closer to UY version, but not enough

[Kroptik]

* When Jataru opens the door, they realise it doesn't lead to the Moroboshi's house, but to an alternate dimension *

Jataru: Is this one of your little jokes, Dark?

Dark: I have nothing to do with this, and you know it.

Mayuka: What going on Onni-sama?

Jataru: Don't know, but we're going to find out about this. I want you to stick close to me.

Dark: I'm coming too. I'm curious about this...

* Suddendly Kroptik, Hiro, Satomi and Keiichi appear *

Kroptik: Hi Dark. Care to introduce us?

Dark: This is Jataru, a friend of Lum and a known sorcerer.

Jataru: And this is Mayuka. She's the daughter of Lum and Ataru in a possible future. We're having some problems with alternate futures...

Kroptik: I know about it. These are my children from those alternate futures.

Dark: Why are you here anyway?

Kroptik: Hiro misses his mom. Since he can't go back to his time, I thought I'd bring him to see Lum. Is she home?

Jataru: Not yet, but we have a problem here. Check this out.
* He shows him the entrance to the other dimension *

Kroptik: Oh... You know where this leads to?

Jataru: Not yet, but we're gonna find out.

Kroptik: I'm coming too then.

Dark: And your kids?

Satomi: We can handle ourselves.

Keiichi: We're pretty powerful you know...

Hiro: Me too.

Kroptik: You three can come, but I want you to promise me you'll be careful. And no telling this to mom. She would kill me if she knew I was letting you come.

Satomi: Ok dad.

Jataru: Let's go then.
* All seven of them enter the unknown dimension *

[Cosmic King]

*When they enter dat portal they end in a 50's like japan*

Kroptik:What the hell happened in here?

Inaba:Apparently this is another timeline

Stranger resembling Michael Jackson: Guten tag,mademoiselle bunny,what r ya doing when it is curfew time?

Jataru:Curfew? u mean this is dictatorship?

"Michael Jackson":Not really,just when da boss is angry

Kroptik:Do ya know any one named Ataru or Lum?

Michael:Yes,they used 2 live on mendo mansion,but when some rainbow ninjas stormed it,they moved 2 Grahalm St. 017

Jataru:Thank you (they arrive in there)

Kroptik:Remember,we gotta find a way out,maybe oni science will help

Satomi:Ok (they enter da house)

Lum:Welcome,kroptik and co.,shall i hang yer pants in the closet

Kroptik:!!!

Ataru:Lum,the smelling socks tea is almost ready,be sure 2 prepare it for da guests

Jataru:!!!!

Mayuka:Mommy and daddy sound funny

Kroptik:Man,this alternative timeline sucks

Lum:Oh,no,u said the forbidden word,now the Master will be angry

Jataru:The master?!?

(a giant screen emerges from da floor,revealing a video of the Master)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xblgIw00pvw

Master:Attention,bionic hazard,attention,bionic hazard,RUN FOR YER LIVES!!! (Several cyborg pineapple eating zombies storm the house and using sleeping gas capture krop and co.)

Kroptik:Where are we?

Master:U r in my headquarter at Nokia Tower,i shall punisjh ya using the faces of doom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I5mW_L0Kfo

Inaba:Yiarrrggh,it is too much punishment

Master:Now i will turn ya into cell phones,mwahahahahaha (Jataru gets free and freeze the master:liberates the others)

Kroptik:What hell of timeline is this?

Inaba:According 2 my database,this timeline is known as the "What if Mickey Mouse killed Adolph Hitler ? World"

Kroptik:Yeah,right ( a ship descends)

Shaft:Yo,guys,we came 2 get yer asses outta here,hop on this m***** f*****g ship

Kroptik:(all enter da dimensional traveller) and what about this dimension rift?

Alex:We found a way 2 enter ataru house without danger (return 2 normal dimension)

[SandStorm]

Kurama: Kroptiiiik! You did it again in your underpants! You damn old sick man! (its seen one old version kurama)

Then one old Ataru appears

Ataru: babes, here are the babes...?

Lum: (old version) C'mere you lusty maan... (zapps him)