Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

once the bell rang and the class starts, at falling classroom:

Falling: Ok students, looks all return to normality

Mendo: Almost all teacher...

Kaede: Mendo, your sister had that machine to change sex, the one we melt down. She can make one new and help you.

Falling: Yet, I want to present the new principal.

The door opens, and reveal the new principal, indeed one pretty young woman.

Principal Hanajima: Good afternoon class, i am Hanajima, your principal, and my objective is to provide to all students a better future to all.

She have purple hair and amber eyes, with one soft ans sweet look, yet, one enigmatic smile...

Forgotten: (whispering to sand) sure she is a hot babe! Same ataru missed this day

Sand: (whispering to forgotten)well, lum as always would burn him because he can't control himself.

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Hmm,lets hope she does better than the other 2

Sand:Indeed

Kroptik:Yes,but still i sense something familiar and strange..

Hanajima:Anything bothers ya,kroptik?

Kroptik:Err,nothing,welcome principal

Falling:Ok,class,who is ready for 10 pop quizes?

All:NOOOOO!!!

End of Fic
Posted on: February 04, 2007, 01:52:06 AMPARODY AD



Alex the Milk Guy:Howdy,mates,Alex is with ya,here i am 2 announce the release of "DEATHMATCH FICTION DVD BOXSET 1".here is what contains the Dvds:

*Deathmatch : The Motion Picture <based in DM1 most pages>

(To battle for lum is what the warriors are about 2 do,expect destruction)

*The Trial of Demons and Goblins

(Kroptik has won the heart of lum,will he succed now that Kurama wants him?)

*Ghostly Ties

-Part 1 : Love doesnt die (A couple of lover ghosts attack sandstorm and sakura)
-Part 2: Dylan (Forgotten Lum brother wants revenge)

*Rapping with da Clones

-Part 1 : Clone Wars (Clones are invading earth,the warriors do nothing)
-Part 2: MC Morpheus (The mastah rapper has arrived 2 annoy)

*School of Hard Knocks

-Part 1: Shuriken School (Falling is now a teacher in tomobiki,will he survive?)
-Part 2: Hellish Lessons (While in detention the students enter hell)
-Part 3: Love is Strange (The warriors are having fun,but they dont expect Dr. Strangelove attack)

Boxset includes additional footage,alternate endings,5 audio options and as a special add,the signatures of the UY warriors,buy it now in February 13th

PARODY AD END

Posted on: February 04, 2007, 02:14:37 AMPARODY AD 2



Lum: Hello,friends,Lum from Uru is here 2 announce the coming of "DEATHMATCH FICTION DVD BOXSET 2",here is da content'tcha:

* Journey into Mystery

Part 1: Murder at Tomobiki (Sakura has been murdered,but why?)
Part 2: War of the Gods (The warriors team with Asgard vs. Ares)

* Bloody Messages

Part 1: Doing it 4 da shorteez (An evil rapper lyrics hypnotize people in gathering food)
Part 2: Maple Blood Syrup (A trip 2 canada will prove quite a bloodshed)

* Weird Adventures at Xmas

Part 1: Dangerous Minds (Mendo xmas party gets weird thanks 2 ryoko)
Part 2: Terror be my name (Hakuchi the lord of terror arrives)
Part 3: Karaoke Match (Warriors battle in karaoke at mendo's)

* The Coming of Galactus

(Earth is under threat of been devoured)

* Ancient Requirements

Part 1: Brood(A sadistic race menaces planet Uru)
Part 2: Kroptik knows best (kroptik must complete a special order 2 get lum hand in marriage,but what is da cost?)

and as special add-ons:

* Horror at the Hotel

(Falling Star holiday may turn in an unholy one)

* Love Hurts

(Relive the first date of Sandstorm and Kunoichi Kaede)

* Ah,my goddess!!!

(Lost chapter about Forgotten and Belldandy)

All of this plus extras in March 16th,make it yours'tcha 

PARODY AD 2 END
Posted on: February 04, 2007, 02:54:57 AMPARODY AD 3



Dr. Strangelove: Guten tag,mein kindr,Dr. Strangelove in here 2 announce the coming of "DEATHMATCH FICTION DVD BOXSET 3",let us examine it...

* Murderous Amusements

Part 1: Murderland (The warriors r gonna get amused...2 death)
Part 2: Weird Bachelor Party (Kroptik bachelor party proves bizarre as da cake)
Part 3: Ask a Ninja ( Ninjas enter da mystery of the Bachelor Cake)
Part 4: Total Metal Wizard (Enter Lady Maki's Otakrushers)

* Uchuu Wa Taihenda

Part 1: Second Thoughts (Lum and kroptik receive the visit of Saki Hanajima)
Part 2: Gathering Storms (Opponents are getting ready 2 crash Lum/Kroptik wedding)
Part 3: Only you,Lum (It is ataru chance to show how much he loves lum)
Part 4: Till death tear us apart (Wedding gets crashed thanks 2 a gathering of old foes)
Part 5: Chance on Love (Lum has 2 choose : Ataru the leecher or Prince Kroptik)
Part 6: In the End (Time 2 face the ultimate evil as Saki attacks at lum's wedding)
Part 7: 2gether 4ever (Lum and Ataru finally get married)

Plus these add ons:

* Behind the Deathmatch

(Special footage from the show)

* Falling Star vs. Forgotten Lum

(Watch these 2 warriors clash)

* The Coming of Karina

(The warriors receive da visit of one special Otaku)

* Cosmic King-dom

(Cosmic King adventures during his absense in late 2006 and early 2007)

* Necron99 Densetsu

(Unedited episode about Necron99 life with da crow goblins)

* UY Warriors FAQ

(Further info about the deathmatch fics)

* Lover not a Fighter

(Unedited adventure about Lmae,Chette and Gulanzon)

* Dark Minds

(Unedited episode about Darkdevil and Ryoko Mendo)

* Fake Idols

(Forgotten battle against his former boss,Ronald McDonald)

* Chillin Cases

(John Shaft,Kaede and Sand must solve a mystery of somebody freezing male models and sendin them 2 space)

* Broken Heart

(Falling has made a female ninja fall for him,what will be the results?)

* Uatu the Pervert Watcher

(Having omnipotent vision has its advantages)

* Lum Bachelor Party

(Witness the kind of party that lum's friends prepared 2 her)

Plus all the extras u all know,yet direct delivery will include Falling Star's book "The Stick Man Manifesto",go 4 all this in April 8th

PARODY AD 3 END

Posted on: February 04, 2007, 03:34:59 AMPARODY AD 4



Belldandy: Hi,i am Belldandy and i have came 2 announce "DEATHMATCH FICTION DVD BOXSET 4",lets see:

* Heart of Darkness

(Dark remembers an old love of his,now is time 2 recover it from Blackheart realm)

* The Thing that Cosmic posted

Part 1: Gay Guidance (Th guys have 2 make a bad play,how about getting a gay director)
Part 2: Springtime for Hitler ?!? (Nuff Said,expect chaos)

* Wishing upon a Moroboshi

Part 1: Cheated (Sakura suffers from having Tsubame cheating on her)
Part 2: Moroboshi Dream (Ataru has gained a wishing gauntlet,uh-oh)
Part 3: Heaven Redemption (Forgotten has received a visit of Belldandy siblings)

* Daring Bussineses

Part 1: Harvesting Sorrow (Mekata battles Galactus)
Part 2: Principal Problems (Tomobiki receives discipline,Principal Kuno style)

Plus these add ons:

* The Thunder God and the Playstation 2

(Thor tries 2 carve his videogame skills with da UY warriors)

* See No Evil

(Ataru gains Uatu super-vision)

* The Woman that loved Megane

(Megane has a secret fan,that looks just like Lum)

* What if...Urusei Yatsura vs. Saint Seiya ?

(Two anime titans clash)

* Moon Dancer

(Lum and Ataru wedding party at da moon,courtesy of Cosmic King)

* C.O.D.Y. (Call Of DutY)

(Forgotten Lum must face WW2 so belldandy returns 2 him)

* Epic Mayhem

(The violent and epicbattle part against the principal kuno <it was not used in da eppy cuz it was so expensive back then>)

plus special extras and as a gift,receive 3 urusei yatsura action figures
,go for this boxset in May 6th

PARODY AD 4 END

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: what will the next fic be

[DarkDevil]

You could do that after we finish a ep. and this last one was close, bu not so close to UY style.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: I have recently been inspired for a new fic, my inspiration was a UY episode on y ipod so it should be closer to UY style for ya darkdevil

FANFIC #I got no idea

Title: LIGHTNING SCARES ME...STILL

*It was a regular morning on the way to school, except for two thing*

Forgotten: hey ataru

Ataru: hey Forgotten

Forgotten: where is lum?

Ataru: where is Belldandy?

Forgotten: Touche my friend, but anyway, Belldandy is back in heaven for a bit, seems she broke a few rules and well...has to go through training and tests, so she wont be around for a couple of days, so what about lum?

Ataru: well, she overslept today and I cant afford to be late today

Forgotten: please, you worrying about being late

Ataru: oh fine, I just got to get away from lum, she i driving me crazy

Forgotten: what not aloud to flirt

Ataru: ha ha ha very funny, no, its lum nocternal shocks

Forgotten: WHAT!!!

Ataru: hey, keep it down

Forgotten: well you are married, so i guess it is okay you sleep together, but anyway, about your problem, lum is shocking you in her sleep?

Ataru: ya

Forgotten: well this just might be payback for the everything you have done to her

Ataru: hey

Forgotten: just joking, anyway have talk to her about

Ataru: no, but dont think that will help anyway

Forgotten: Hey didnt you used to have a ribbon that could seal off lum's powers

Ataru: oh I remember that, I payed for that one, but lum disposed of it

Forgotten: how

Ataru: you think I know and I'm not about to ask her

Forgotten: maybe I can help you there, well see ya, school starts in 30 minutes and i might be able to help you before then

*forgotten disappears*

*later that morning, lum arrives at school late*

Falling: Lum why are you late?

Lum: sorry sensai, I kinda overslept'tcha

Falling: well take your seat

Kroptik: up late I see

*everyone chuckles except for the stormtroopers and mendo, who look steamed*

Lum: no, somehow the alarm clock broke

Megane: lum what is with your hair, isnt that ribbon that seals your power

Lum: What!!!

Shinobu: didn't you even notice

Lum(embarrassed): no*now angry* Darling how did you get this

Ataru: It wasnt me

Lum: Darling untie it now

Ataru: I will try but I swear it wasnt me

*Ataru tries but cant get it off*

Lum: sorry darling

Ataru: Forgotten you did this didnt you

Forgotten: wasnt me

*Forgotten tries but fails*

Lum: then who was it

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Don't worry, Lum. I'm sure we'll find out who did this.

Forgotten: I bet you're saying that because it was you.

Kroptik: I would never do that!

Ataru: You could be trying to make Lum hate me so she would go back to you.

Kroptik: Fine. I'll prove it wasn't me.

* Kroptik tries to undo the ribbon, but doesn't succeed *

Kroptik: Told you it wasn't me. But we'll find out who is.

Falling: Are you guys done already? I have a lesson to teach here.

Kroptik/Forgotten/Ataru: Sorry.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: nothing but paranoia, is this better darkdevil

[Cosmic King]

Shinobu:(grabbing mendo sword) Untie,cut,i think it is da same,let us cut that ribbon once and for all (gets stopped by ryuu)

Ryuu:We dont want lum 2 be bald,do we?

Shinobu:Ryuunosuke-kun (drops da sword)

Cosmic:Lemme see da ribbon,lum...hmm,this ribbon isnt da same that was used on ya long ago,this is an enhanced version which we can cut by now

Ataru:(peeking below girls skirts) but who could hav done dat?

Lum:Darling!!! (bites him)

Ataru:Owww

Falling:*sigh* these kids today

Kroptik:Hmm,u seem very odd,sensei,why?

Falling:(eerie voice)Could it be cuz i am not yer sensei?

Sand:You r hiding something....ACID MIST!!!  (the acid makes "falling" skin 2 melt,revealing himself as a robot)

Cosmic:Holy Cow!!

Robot:Dont fear,yer sensei just went on vacations wit Benten and he asked me 2 pretend be him,i may know da answer 2 yer question regarding lady lum problem



here at da hologram is da coordenates 2 da place where they make those ribbons,they'd help ya remove it,lum

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: not yet close, but resume to make sure

[Cosmic King]

*when they go 4 dat area,they found it destroyed*

Sand:Someone really wants lum 2 have dat ribbon

Ataru:Sorry,darling,u r doomed (thinking) what a perfect way 2 improve my vouyerism

Mendo:Still,who was da fiend behind this?

Lum:I dunno,but i am powerless,so i have 2 rely on darling for defense'tcha (hugs him)

Ataru:Err???

Lum:Right,darling?? (squeezing him)

Ataru:Yeah,whatever,just dont act so nut

Megane:Alas,another chapter in that weird couple

Mendo:I dont think moroboshi can prootect Miss Lum,i offer her my mansion 4 any protection

Dark:And let lum be injured by Ryoko-san??

Cosmic:Good point

*they return 2 earth via Forgotten powers*

Onsen :Yo,lum and ataru

Lum:What happened,sensei'tcha?

Onsen: Mr. Hanawa wants 2 see you for a conference about married students

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: married students? is there anything to discuss? There was no problem before!
Posted on: 05-02-2007, 21:07:41Dark: How are Caroline's studies, teacher Osen-Mark?
Osen: Oh, They are very well Dark.
Ataru: Is Caroline at school?
Dark: No, teacher Onen-mark is teaching her things about actuality, or in other words, this age.

[Cosmic King]

*the couple arrives at Hanawa-sensei office*

Hanawa:Good,u came,my young couple,i wanna see if all is in order and,did he beats you,lum?

Lum:No,sensei'tcha

Hanawa:Good,tsk tsk tsk,tell me,ataru,are u able 2 support yerself and yer wife? any special jobs?

Ataru:Not at all,teacher

Hanawa:Is important u get a job,soon u will be a responsible man,here is da address of a friend who can help ya,moroboshi

Lum:(taking da note) Thanks,sensei'tcha

Ataru:Is this all u wanted 2 tell us?

Hanawa:Well,i also wanna know if lum is pregnant cuz if that is the case she needs 2 see special groups for pregnants teenagers

Lum:Dont worry,sensei,i wanna have dat moment wit darling 2 be "special"' (winks eye 2 ataru),right,darling'tcha?

Ataru:Yeah

Hanawa:Well,u r dismissed,and moroboshi?

Ataru:Yes?

Hanawa:We gotta discuss later about the crossdressing problem u had and...

*ataru runs away;4 hours later...*

Lum:The note says "Howard Dojo" at Fatal St. 1996

Ataru:It must be dat shrine (they enter) anybody home? (someone appears)



Lum:Yes,we wanna see da owner of this dojo



Geese Howard:Welcome,i suppose u r da ones that Hanawa sent 2 me,u see this is an Aikido/Karate School and i need people that instruct or at least make propaganda (to lum) u can serve as a way 2 attract students (to ataru) you can do as a living punching bag,deal?...btw,the one that is besides me is Billy,one of my students

Billy:Howdy

Lum/Ataru:Hi

Lum:Ok,Geese-san,we accept da job

Geese:You will start tomorrow,be here at 3 pm



*next day at afternoon,lum is with a megaphone*

Lum:Come and join the Howard Dojo of Aikido,an experience 2 self improvement'tcha!!!!

Stranger:And we can meet pretty girls like ya?

Lum:Sure,why not'tcha? (winks eye)

Many People:WE WANT IN!! (Kroptik,Forgotten,Sand,Falling and Sakura arrive)

Falling:What r ya doing,lum?

Lum:Working,wanna join da Howard Dojo'tcha?

Sand:Sure,lum

Falling:I know da way 2 help ya,lady lum

*next day at school*

Falling:There would be a bonus of 4 points in next exam 2 the student that joins da dojo,ask lum 4 details (most students including mendo,shinobu,megane,ryuu,etc. join)

*5 hours pass*

Geese:You have done well,lum

Lum:(wearing a karate gi) Thanks

Geese:Ready 4 yer part,moroboshi

Ataru: I guess...

[DarkDevil]

Dark with Caroline arrives at the Dojo school with a small bag.
Dark: Don't tell me you're working, Master Lum.
Lum: You got'cha.
Caroline: And what is Ataru doing?
Ataru: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Lum: He is...
Ataru (interropt): AAAAHHHHH!!!!! NOT SO HARD YOU IDIOTS!!!!
Lum: ...a living punching bag.
Dark: It's a very good idea in Ataru's case. But in your's!!!
Caroline: You could ask Dark to arrenge money.
Lum: I don't think Dark in cat form would be accepted to a job.
Ryonnusuke: YOU BASTARD PERVERT, LETME GO!!!!
Ataru (lying at Caroline's feet): Please... help me... babe...
Lum (while steppingAtaru): You could try a cat show.
Dark: I was talking in summoning way.
Lum (starts shocking Ataru): But you have no power.
Caroline: I still practecing, but I may try. Haja! (Ataru starts burning).
Lum (while hugging Ataru): It's more this way.
Dark: (while watching Ataru): I can see that.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: YO dark have you forgotten that lum still has the ribbon on, she cant use her powers
Posted on: February 06, 2007, 09:57:54 PMDark: by the way, how where you shocking ataru just now

Lum: with this tazer, just because we dont know who tied this ribbon on my head, doesnt mean i'm going to let darling get away with anything

*forgotten arrives*

Lum: Belldandy still not back yet

Forgotten: nope

Dark: you lonely soul

Forgotten: she did send me a letter though, seems she cant get her license back until she grant one person's wish, with little interference, supposedly it's a hidden hand of god training

Dark: bah, god, goddess', wishes

Forgotten: got a problem Dark

Dark: no

Forgotten: anyway lum, no news on the ribbon search, except for this, seems that the plant we went too shut down years ago, lack of sales or something, also almost every ribbon made was destroyed, so whoever did this has been holding on to that ribbon for awhile and kept it secret, they are nothing but relics

Lum: that makes things even more difficult

Forgotten: well time to train, see ya lum

Ataru: not you too

Forgotten: dont worry, i dont need a punching bag, not even a living one, I prefer to fight something that fights back

*forgotten duplicates himself and begins training*

*Hours pass and the day comes to a close*

Geese: okay everyone, nice work today, we are closing up, you dont have to go home but you cant stay here

*everyone leaves, except ataru and lum*

Geese: good job today, kid, here's your first pay

Lum: darling, darling

*ataru just lays where he is*

Geese: hmm, he needs more training

Ataru(awakening): No NO NO

Geese: that's better

Lum: lets go darling

Ataru: k

*ataru and lum leave the dojo*

*on the way back home, lum and ataru stop in the park for a rest*

Ataru: lum, we need to talk

Lum: what is it darling

Ataru: Well...umm...well you see

Lum ??? : darling

Ataru: The reason i took this job, was not for the money

Lum: it isnt, then what is it for, I'm so disappointed in you*starts crying* dont you want to take care of me

Ataru: yes i do, but you see, I just wanted to be able to handle the pain

Lum: what pain?

Ataru: well it isnt happening now because of the ribbon but you have been shocking me at night

Lum(shocked): I have...

Ataru: yes you have

Lum: darling, I'm so sorry, you should have told me, I would have had you where the suit

Ataru: no lum, i dont want to where the suit, I want to be with you, nothing in between us

Lum: darling

Ataru: I just wish you would stop shocking me

*suddenly there is a bright flash, but nothing seems to happen*

Ataru: what was that?

Lum: I dont know

Ataru: well now you know

Lum: I'm sorry darling, if this ribbon does come off i swear to do anything to stop from shocking you at night

Ataru: promise

Lum: promise

Ataru: let's go home

*ataru and lum go home*

*the next morning, the moroboshi's are sitting down to breakfast*

Ataru's mother: lum, i see you took that ribbon off, dont like that style anymore

Ataru and Lum: what?

Lum: it is gone

Ataru: and i wasn't shocked

*ataru's parents just look confused*

*after breakfast*

Lum: we're off

*lum and ataru arrive at school*

Cosmic: lum the ribbon is gone

Lum: yep, dissappeared last night

Cosmic: weird

*The bell rings, falling enters the class*

Falling: good morning everyone

Class: good morning

*the door suddenly opens and Forgotten and Belldandy enter the class*

Forgotten: sorry we're late

Falling: better late then never, especially for your case Belldandy

Belldandy: sorry got back kinda late last night and overslept

Falling: take your seats

Kroptik: so Belldandy, finish your training

Belldandy: yep, It was a great success

[Cosmic King]

Ataru: (thinking) could it be that it was lum wish not 2 shock me what made her free of the ribbon? it is kinda magic,welll,time for a field test (jumps 2 Shinobu) Yo,shinobu-babe,time i show ya ¨la dolce vita¨

Lum:Darling!!!! (getting charged up)

Ataru:(innocent tone) but,u promised me no more shocks,lum

Lum:(losing charge up) well,that is true,darling.....(charged up) but this is a special situation (shocks ataru)feel my sadness converted in wrath,darling (innocent voice) forgive me,darling,but u know i am a jealous wife (kiss his cheek)

Ran:Yer conversion from evil 2 innocent requires more practice,Lum

Cosmic:Yeah,whatever,whataday

*after school*

Ataru: I hope u keep yer promise while we r in bed,lum

Lum:Dont worry,darling,but still i reccomend ya 2 have da suit cuz i tend 2 give off sparks in my dreams'tcha

Ataru:I am sure u will overcome it,little lum and....(a stranger arrives in front of the couple)

??: Tell me,are you Ataru Moroboshi?

Ataru:Of course,but i am no interested in males,my friend

??:Well,i need yer help,my name is Kokeru...Moroboshi,yer son with shinobu miyake

Lum: DARLING!!!!



Kokeru:Dont get mad,miss lum,i am not from this timeline,apparently i was born from some mishap in the dream doors,i am from an alternate future

Ataru:Ok,what is da problem?

Kokeru:The doors suddenly got their knobs (which apparently were thought 2 be destroyed) and it overloaded them,so any alternate timeline character will appear in this dimension,since u 2 helped once in the dream doors,i suppose u could stop this madness