Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

Mendo: my hair... what girls will think... my stile... my look... ruined...

Ataru: at least you still have some bites in it, hum?

Kroptik: Man, I will stab one pencil in his ear and punch it 2 times until it cross his damned brain... *start blushing with fury*

[Kroptik]

* Suddendly Kroptik's hair starts growing back *

Kroptik: Much better.

Ataru: How did you do that?

Kroptik: I just did...

Ataru:......

* Everyone gets dressed and heads for class, where Falling is waiting, dressed with a top and a skirt *

Falling (with a sad voice): Hello class. Take your seats and let's begin...

Sand: Not so happy anymore, are you?

Falling: I can't say I am... But I still have some teaching to do here...

* Four hours later, the bell rings for lunch *

Kroptik: Finally lunch...

* The principal enters the class *

Principal: Just checking if everything is OK...

Kroptik: Here you go, Mr. Principal. (Kroptik throws Principal Kuno a girly dress)

Principal: And why is this for me?

Kroptik: It's thursday today, and you said that all guys would dress as girls on thursdays... So Lum brought this dress as an extra, but no guy seemed to want it, and since you haven't changed yet, I guess you forgot yours at home...

Principal: I'm not dressing this...

Kroptik: But you're the principal. You need to set the example for the school.

Sand: He's right, sir.

Falling: Absolutely...

* Principal Kuno leaves with an angry expression in his face. As soon as he is out, the class bursts laughing *

[Cosmic King]

*suddenly the principal enters wit da dress*

Principal:Although i sensed some rebellion in yer voice,u r right,young kroptik,rules r rules,so now everyday all men in this school must wear a skirt 2 prove the greatest discipline

All:!!!!

Principal:Dont thank me,students,kroptik is da one that made me see da light

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: So you're admiting you like wearing skirts, principal?

Principal: I never said that...

Kroptik: If you're willing to wear them everyday, it means you like wearing them. And another thing: girls don't wear just skirts and dresses you know...

Principal: I know that...

Kroptik: And do you know that most of them don't like to wear besides skirts and dresses?

* In the background, the principal notices Shinobu lifting a desk and Lum charging up *

Principal: Right... See you later students. (he runs away)

Kroptik: At this rate we'll have normal clothes next thursday...

[Cosmic King]

*in da principal office*

Principal:There must be a way 2 discipline that bunch,hmm,lemme think,we r in february,the month of Valentine,hahahah,i am so devious

*next day*

Lum:Darling,another day crazy at school

Ataru:Indeed,since principal nutjob entered

Lum:Btw,here is some candy,open wide (principal arrives dressed as Terminator)

Principal:(fake german accent) I forbid any schoolgirl from seeing any male students in tomobiki and i am gonna confiscate yer candies

Lum:But i am married 2 him,principal

Principal:Well,i have power 2 divorce ya (takes away lum and ataru rings)there u r divorced as long u r in school,now go 2 yer special classrooms

[Forgotten_Lum]

*Lum is getting real pissed*

*The principal runs out the door and disappears*

Ataru: that means we are divorced and I can girl hunt, come to me ba...

*ataru is hit by a desk*

Shinobu: that feels much better

Principal(over the PA): machine guns are activating now, get to your classrooms everyone

*Screams from all over the school, but luckily no one is hurt and everyone is in there classes*

*Falling is teaching his lesson*

Ataru(muttering to himself): lums chains were nicer than this schools

Kroptik: this sucks

Cosmic: you got that right

Falling: HEY, straighten or you get detention you two

*Megane notices Forgotten and belldandy outside the school*

*Then Falling notices*

Falling: hey get in class now you two

Forgotten: nah, I dont know about anyone else but me and belldandy are skipping, until this mess is resolved, oh ya nice dress Falling

*belldandy chuckles*

*suddenly the principal appears, running at forgotten and belldandy*

Principal: hey you should be in class with the rest of my little kaikai

Forgotten: oh get lost fool

Principal: those that break the rules must get punishment

*the principal pulls out his clippers and goes for Forgotten's hair, trimming some of the hair around his ear*

Belldandy: oh my

Forgotten: my hair, no one cuts my hair, no one, it took months to grow this hair

*Forgotten unleashes a blast of rage, destroying half the schoolyard and sends the principal flying*

Forgotten: no one

*Forgotten and Belldandy walk off*

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: That idiot... he didn't even remembered to take of is dress... I knew he was strange...

Class: Indeed.

Some construction workers flirt with Forgotten and Belldandy.

C.Worker: Yo, sexy keep shacking it baby we sure are enjoying...

Forgotten(with feminine voice)(that in fact is his real voice): You cave men don't you know to be polite to a lady... Lets go Belldandy.

Meanwhile in class... Falling notices something weird...

Falling: Hmm??? What the hell are you guys doing???

Sand/Kroptik: Nothing...

Kroptik: We where just experimenting...

Class:  :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r

Falling: What!!!! You are guys remember... Well at least Sand is, you Kroptik I'm still trying to figure out...

Offtopic: Don't annoy me when I'm not around... and that Kroptik is for putting me in a dress

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:  hey, what the h*ll was that?! and what we were doing? man, why you didn't selected chibi?

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:I dunno,guys,da principal is just one person,we can take im down

Sand:Yep,but think about our grades,kroptik,i dont wanna repeat this school level again

Cosmic:Indeed,but we cant allow him 2 do more damage

Dark:Especially now,before all boys begin "experimenting"

Cosmic/Sand/Kroptik:Ewww,disgusting

*6 days hav passed;Ataru is crossing and spots 3 girls and tries 2 flirt them when...*



Ataru:GOD DAMN IT,WHAT HAPPENED 2 YA?!?

Megane:Dunno,each day that pass some "girl virus" is infecting our bloodstream

Ataru:S**t,i am gonna hav nightmares all my youth

*some weird sounds r heard on the principal office*

Lum:What happened?

*from da mist appears a female mendo*

Mendo:Miss lum...u gotta...stop...that...nu tjob...before...(principal arrives)

Principal:That will teach ya some discipline,what a better way 2 punish yer girl hunting than makin ya a girl,"Shuuko"

Mendo:I WASNT GIRL HUNTING,I WAS STUDYING!!!

Principal:U call it how u want it,kaikai

Lum:Principal,that was unfair'tcha

Principal:Hmm,yer hair is too long and, are u a satan worshiper? cuz u hav horns,my sweetheart

Lum:I am not a demon but that is da way i look

Principal:(with scissors and clippers)How about i trim yer hair free of charge? (lum shocks him )owww,that hurt,i see u r very stubborn but since u seem also loyal 2 yer pals,i am gonna put yer "darling" in the Room (grabs mendo and sends him 2 Tomobiki Kinder)hahahahaha

Lum:That wasnt my darling'tcha

Principal:Hmm,how about we find out by checking all da boys in here?

Lum:What do ya mean'tcha?

Principal:I am gonna put a "kiss booth" for all boys in campus,that way we will find out who is yer darling,hahahaha (launches a stun grenade,that dizzies lum and grabs her)

*1 hour later*

Principal:(thru PA) All boys must come 2 da kissing booth,courtesy of miss lum invader

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik teleports to the location and arrives first *

Kroptik: I didn't know you did this kind of things, Lum.

Lum (crying): I don't. It's the principal that's making me do it...

Kroptik: Don't worry then. I'll make him undo it.

* A whole lot of students start arriving, including the stormtroopers and Shuuko *

Megane: Me first.

Shuuko: No way. I got here first.

Chibi: Get in line you two.

Kroptik: Shut up guys.

Megane: How did you get here so fast?

Kroptik: I teleported...

Shuuko: That means you were the first one...

Stormtroopers: 

Kroptik: No, I wasn't the "first one". Lum doesn't want to do it...

* By now every guy in school is in the room *

Megane: Then why is she doing it?

Lum: The principal made me do it.

Kroptik: And I'm not ok with this, so I'm going to complain to the principal. (shouting to everyone in the room) I'm tired of that guy and his stupid ideas. I say we go talk to him in his office and demand he leaves. That's what I'm going to do. But if you guys want to wear skirts for the rest of your life, then be it.

* Kroptik leaves the room *

Everyone: ....

Shuuko: HEY! Wait for me Kropman.

Stormtroopers: Us too. No one messes with our Lum and gets away with it.

Random student: Let's get that creep!

* Everyone rampages through the corridors, destroying the machine guns on the way to the principal's office *

[Cosmic King]

*they arrive at a door labeled "Principal Office"*

Mendo:Lets open it (from it appear trained gorillas that begin shaving the heads of the students)

Megane:(finding another room)Maybe it is here (the room leads 2 nowhere)

Kroptik:Damn,all da doors say "Principal Office',by the time we arrive he'd had da last laugh

Cosmic:Yeah (all students bash da doors:none is da office;meanwhile lum is inspecting from above,she notices a small beach on a hidden school area)

Lum:I found ya,principal,prepare yerself...

Principal:Hey,u almost killed me,little girl

Lum:Is less than u deserve

Principal:Hmm,u know,if ya could focus yer fury in better ways u could be an enforcer of discipline at tomobiki,tell me,u want yer darling and friends 2 graduate,right?

Lum:As a matter of fact,yes'tcha

Principal:Well,all u gotta do is help me apply a better school program,one that really works,m'lady

Lum:....well,i...

Principal:Deal?

Lum:....err,only for darling and my friends

Principal:I knew u would understand

*And thus a new order started at Tomobiki High*

*Lum assistance 2 principal kuno at least stopped da crossdressing and hair cuttings;but things like punctuality and discipline were improved with oni robots and weapons*

Lum:Forgive me,friends'tcha

Kroptik:Dont worry,that rat forced ya,dont worry,at least u did yer part as being da principal "right-hand"

Lum:Now that u mention it,it can be helpful,kroptik-kun'tcha

[SandStorm]

Sand: Yet... slowly you can manipulate him, don't you Lum?

Lum: I duno'tcha is just the first day...

Sand: it don't have to be today,  but you will help us in our attack, the one me and kroptik have been planing, and the sensei misunderstood it in the classroom.

Kroptik: Yep, and we'll bring back our old principal. we discovered he is not in vacations...

[Cosmic King]

Sand:Yes,the real principal was brainwashed and sent 2 Holland

Falling:Whatcha doing,students?

Kroptik:Nothing,sensei

*next day*

Lum:Guys,i went 2 da principal office and found a folder with a label addressing a plan 2 "turn all of us into ....pineapple-eating zombies"

Kroptik:Damn nutjob (suddenly an army of zombies surround lum and kroptik)

Zombie:PINE....APPLE!!! YOU...GOTTA...STUDY!!! (the zombies prove 2 be inmune 2 lum lightning or kroptik energy manipulation)

Kroptik:Although they look idiotic,they nabbed us 4 good,it seems it wil be our last time 2gether as normal people so (grabs lum and kisses her)

Lum:K..Kroptik...

Zombies:PINEAPPLES!!!! (suddenly they begin floating and being held by a blue aura and fell in the pool,where they cant swim,lum sends a lightning bolt 2 knock em out*

Lum:I wonder what made them float that way (thinking) could it be...?

Kroptik:I think i saw a purple haired girl near the pools,but she is gone

*2 hours later,the students army attack the principal office,an epic battle happens but we dont have enough money so lets say the principal got his ass kicked*

Sand:U r beaten,principal

Principal:unghh...i just wanted...2 show u da real...discipline...but. ..i failed ya...

Kroptik:Spare us yer weak acting

Principal:ok,ok,whatever,u beat me,but i made i promise 2 da other principal in his deathbed that i will enlighten ya,so be it (activates a jetpack 2 escape) see ya in da tests tomorrow,kids,hahahahahahaha  >

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Not so fast. (Kroptik sprouts his wings from his back and starts following the principal)

Lum: I'm coming too. (she follows Kroptik)

* Kroptik and Lum follow the principal to an abandoned warehouse *

Kroptik: Talk about lack of style. Warehouses are so lame...

Lum: And so seen. Every bad guy in TV uses them.

Principal (through a megaphone): Well, well, well, looks who's here. It seems I found your Darling after all, miss Lum.

Kroptik: Sorry pal, you got the wrong person. Now it's time you leave our school for good.

Principal: You don't dare tell me that in my face.

Lum: He would, but we don't know where you are.

Principal: Straight ahead, in the end of the maze.

* Suddendly the warehouse walls reform, forming a huge maze *

Principal: You'll need help kids. You two alone can't do anything.

Kroptik: Don't worry about that. We'll have help in  while. Everyone else knows where we are.

Principal: And how do they know that?

Kroptik: That's a secret. But I'll tell you once I'm near you. See ya in a while.

* Kroptik starts going forward, breaking every wall in his way. Lum follows him *

[Cosmic King]

Principal:They really will nab me (activates airplanes with scissors and knock out gas)that will top ya

*kroptik and lum arrive at da end*

damn,they found me (to students) ok,i learned my lesson,i surrender,lets shook hands,ok,kroptik?

Kroptik:Hmm,i dunno,this seems 2 easy

Principal:afraid 2 shook hands wit yer principal?

Lum:Beware,kroptik,he may hav some joybuzzer hidden in his hand
Posted on: February 04, 2007, 12:30:50 AM*Kroptik breaks da principal arm in 4 parts*

Principal:Oh,da pain,arrrghh

Kroptik:Kakatte Koi,kuno koucho-san!!!! (is about 2 kill him when sakura stops him)

Sakura:There is no need 4 more bloodshed,tecasian,i called Furinkan High,they r gonna come for him soon

Lum:So we received a wrong principal'tcha?

Sakura:It looks like dat

*da principal is taken away 2 furinkan,he is using a straitjacket*

Principal:I will come back,i swear it,i gotta defend yer discipline

Cosmic:Take him away,boyz

*next day,it appears the crossdressing rule in students is still on....in one person*

Kroptik:(using normal cloth) Why u still in skirts,mendo?

Mendo:The other principal turned me in a woman,i dunno how 2 revert

Sand:Sucks 2 be you

Cosmic:By the way,who is gonna be our new principal?

Ryuunosuke:Since the original one is at Holland,they put some girl named Hanajima or something

Kroptik:Hmmm,well,lets go 2 class

*Another day at Tomobiki High starts*