Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: I dont believe I am reading this, you stole this whole fic straight from the script of "The Producers", I saw the Broadway of it when i was in New York City last June, small world aint it

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  He didn't stole the script... The play was in a book and the class performed it... I think its a normal thing that happens everywhere in the world...

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: actually the play "the producers" is about 2 people making the worst play they can possibly make, though there is some difference so that it fits into the UY world, it is basically the same, even how the play turns out

[DarkDevil]

Dark: I fell already disgusted by this play. I need to go back home, Caroline wants me to see if she knows enough about this world.
Ataru: YOU MEAN MY HOUSE!
Dark: For me it's the same thing.
Ataru: I don't mind if Caroline is there.

Ataru imagines him with Caroline by his side.
Atru: What my problem is that you're...
Lum: Darling let them stay.

Dark: So byyee.
Dark goes away.
Offtopic: We shoul be making things that are traditional UY, things related to the classic Japanese style.

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

I declare meself guilty,Forgotten,indeed u have a sharp eye

As 4 next fic i am leaving you 2 come with a good more UY idea,but i am just gonna give ya a ¨back up¨

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: it's better this way, if it isn't crazy.

[Cosmic King]

DEATHMATCH FICTION # 131 (January 31st)

¨'BACK 2 BASICS'¨

*Ataru is looking the stars ans other things using his telescope,he is admiring the universe,when he notices a huge ball of fire straight 2 earth,he panics*

Dark:What now? again u saw naked angels?

Ataru:There is no time 4 jokes,a meteorite is coming,we gotta alert

Dark:Lemme see (checks da fireball) ah,it aint so big,besides it is an UFO that is gonna crash,fool (UFO crashes)

Ataru:Oh,no,lum may be on it,lets go and see (both go 2 see)

Cherry:Howdy,boys,wanna see what it is inside this damn UFO?

Dark:Bite yer tongue,sakurambo (they open the UFO;Lum arrives behind dark and ataru*

Lum:What r ya doing'tcha?

Ataru:Long story,lum,only can say there is a damaged UFO

Lum:Hmm,it looks like the model x67 from my planet,quite an old ship (ataru enters da ship and finds somebody in there)

Ataru:I wonder who may be,it has a space suit,maybe it is a space monster or some weirdo like Tobimaro or stuff (the being awakes and removes its helmet;it looks a humanoid parrot*

??:Thank ya 4 savin me,young mortal,i was on a space exploring when my ship malfunctioned,here take this as a token of thanks,the Super Wish Gauntlet

Ataru:What does it do?

??:It makes some of yer wishes and others into reality,although it has some flaws,as it only works at day and some night hours and cant revive dead guys and sometimes misunderstand the wishes

Ataru:Hmm,so i see (puts da gauntlet,it merges wit his skin,the parrot fixes his ship and goes home)

Lum:Are u sure u can control it,darling?

Ataru:Ha,faithless girl,i am in control of anything always,speaking of that time 2 prove my new power (goes 2 his mom)
yo,mom

Mrs. Moroboshi:What,ataru?

Ataru:Can u give me my allowance? how about 100000 yens?

Mrs. Moroboshi:Dont make me laugh,ataru,we r almost broke

Ataru:Do check again,mother (suddenly a bunch of money appears) now u see waht a little faith does



(ataru parents go crazy,ataru collects his share of the money)

wow,i can get used 2 this power

Lum:Lemme wish something,darling'tcha

Ataru:I dunno,lum,this great power requires great responsability...and imagination,maybe other day



wont work this time,sweetie

Lum:Darling no baka!! (grabs him then gives him a electroshock)

Ataru:Oww,ok,make yer wish,owww

Lum:I knew u only needed a little persuasion



hmm,what 2 wish,hmmm,lemme think'tcha

Ataru:You can say wish tomorrow

Lum:Ok'tcha

Ataru:(thinking)tomorrow i shall give this gauntlet a better use,hahahahaha

[DarkDevil]

Dark: It's better to hurry up master.
Lum: Why?
Ataru and Lum pops out their head, and they see an enomous crowd admiring the ship.

[Forgotten_Lum]

*The next day at school*

*Forgotten and Belldandy arrive at the school late*

Forgotten: not good for you to sleep in on your first day of class, Belldandy

Belldandy: Sorry

Forgotten: well we are here

*Suddenly there is an explosion, almost destroying the classroom*

Belldandy: and what class is this

Forgotten: a reather lively one

Falling: ataru, waht is the meaning of this

Ataru: I said hot babe

Cosmic: you sure it wasnt "hot bomb"

Lum: Darling, i heard you say babe *shocks him*

Megane: look what you did to my bomb magazine, i was just talking about bombs when you blew up the classroom

Falling: that explains it and as for you forgotten, why are you late

Forgotten: thank god we were, hahahaha, anyway Belldandy overslept this morning

Falling: oh right, she will be joining our class from now on, everyone I would like you to welcome a new student to our class, Belldandy

Belldandy: sorry for being late

*Belldandy uses her powers and repairs the classroom*

Kroptik: damn and I thought we were going to get the day off because the classroom was destroyed again

Falling: everyone take you seat now

[DarkDevil]

Cherry: Is there a bomb here?
Another bomb explodes.

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Sorry,seeing belldandy in school uniform really makes me explode

Lum:DARLING!!! (drugs im with anestesia) that way u wont annoy'tcha

Mendo:(to belldandy)Glad u join the class,miss belldandy,as u may see this whole room is full of fools except yours truly and da girls

[Kroptik]

Falling: How about we start class? I have a wonderful surprise for everyone.

Belldandy: I love surprises.

Ataru: You won't like the teacher's surprises...

Kroptik: And what is that "surprise", Falling?

Falling: I told you I don't want that kind of treatment here in my classroom.

Kroptik: OK, OK...

Forgotten: But what is it anyway?

Falling: Take your seats first (everyone does so) Surprise EXAM!

Ataru: Knew it... (thinking) This is gonna be so easy.

Kroptik: What's the subject?

Falling: Maths and universal history.

Kroptik: My specialty.

[SandStorm]

Sand: (thinking) damn, i am a big 0 at maths...

[Cosmic King]

Falling:U have 1 hour 2 answer it,start now

Ataru:(thinking)hahahaha,time 2 shine,wishing gauntlet,i wish i knew da answers of this test (ataru begins answering da test)hehehe,done,sensei

Falling:Impossible,lemme see (check answers) my god,u gave complex explanations for simple math,u r coming high again,moroboshi?

Ataru:Only in da highway 2 graduation

Falling:Hmm,i will keep an eye on u if u were cheating,u r dismissed

*the others spend da hour inda test;2 hours pass*

Lum:Darling

Ataru:What do ya need,lum?

Lum:Well,i seen u have enjoyed yer gauntlet and i am asking meself if i can say my wish right now efore u pretend u r deaf'tcha

Ataru:Ehh?

Lum:Exactly'tcha,well,i am no ungrateful but i think we could live in another place rather than yer parents house or my ufo,i think we need a special place for us

Ataru:I think i know da place,little lum,i have seen a nice design in a book,lemme make it near Tomobiki High (ataru wishes "special house")



Lum:DARLING!!

Ataru:Just kidding,lum (wishes another)



Lum:Well,looks a little extravagant but is a nice place 2 raise our kids (dat comment is heard by mendo and kroptik)

Kroptik/Mendo:MOROBOSHI,U JUST HAVE SOME DAYS OF BEEN MARRIED AND U ALREADY IMPREGNATED LUM WIT YER LUSTY SEED!!!

[SandStorm]

Falling: YOU GUYS SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUP! THIS IS A CLASS AND NOT A CARNIVAL!
DETENTION FOR BOTH!

Kroptik\Mendo: Damnit...

Ataru: ehhhh your moma's never taught you that commenting someone private life is not nice? Hum?

Lum: Darling, you wanna have childrens! I love ya'cha!