Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[DarkDevil]

The monster continues runing after Dark.
Sand: What now?
Cosmic: Falling... (Cosmic wispers at falling)
Falling transformes Dark into Ataru.
Cosmic: LOOK KROPTIK, LOOK THE ONE WHO HAS STOLLEN YOUR WIFE?
Kroptik: YOU DON'T NEED TO... ATARU MOROBOSHI, YOU'RE DOOOMMED!
Kroptik gets ready to attack.
Ataru (Dark) jumps on kroptik's head, Kroptik looses balance and fired to the ground creating an enormous hole in the ground where kroptik and the creature have fallen.
Ataru (Dark): Do never try to atack while I'm in front of you mortal.
Cosmic, Falling, Sand and Dark look inside the hole and see Kroptik running around in front of the mosnter.
Ataru (Dark): another candle is on fire.

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Off Topic:

Quite a sad death for me you used,sand 

I think i am gonna give you a hand,guys,after all sand using my form saved the day in one part 

On Topic:

Falling:Hey,guys,look,there is Kunoichi Kaede

Dark:Beware,it may be a diguised demon

Sand:What are you doing here,Kaede?

Kaede:I went to falling-sensei house but you werent there,then i received a phone call from some guy named Black,so i asked Thor to teleport me here,he told me he would come later to assist us

Cosmic:Okey...you can come with us,but we already finished the tasks

Forgotten:Hmm,friends,how about kroptik?

Kaede:Leave it to me

*throw a smoke bomb to the monster eyes,blinding him,Kroptik reunites with the warriors,Sand locks the hole where the monster is,

[Cosmic King]

*a dark portal opens for the UY warriors 2 use,they enter on it and arrive at Blackheart colliseum*

Cosmic:End of the line,blackheart

Falling:Only you remain,prepare 2 be beaten and honor yer promise

Blackheart:Hahahahaha,i am amazed for yer perfomance,warriors,to reach here truly is a feat others have failed 2 get,so for you i have added one more task

Forgotten:Tell us,demon

Blackheart:I have put caroline soul in one cage and the group of souls of benten,ouyiki and ran in another cage,both cages are balacing above the Infinity Vortex,luckily i have just 1 key to open only one cage,once u open a cage,the other one will fall into the vortex where only damnation awaits,time 4 all of you 2 make a choice:The innocent Caroline or Lum's friends?

Falling:Tricky task,it leaves us no choice at all,damn it

Dark:Blackheart

Blackheart:Tell me,darkdevil

Dark:I know u r great fan of trading as yer father,Mephisto,so i have a little proposition 2 ya

Blackheart:Not a good moment for trades,but anyway i am open to listen yer offer

Dark:Give me the key so i save Lum's friends,but i wanna exchange Caroline soul for the ones of the UY warriors!!!!

Kroptik:Damn backstabbing cat!!!

Blackheart:Hmph,looks like a nice deal,so be it (makes Caroline soul exit the cage,her place is taken by kroptik,sand,cosmic,falling and forgotten:lum friends cage is opened,the one with da warriors is gettin closer 2 fall da vortex,suddenly Caroline soul glows and tries 2 save em)

Dark:Leave them,caroline,it is their fate now

Caroline:I cant believe u r gonna leave yer friends 2 die just 2 save me,that is too unfair  

Dark:Caroline

[DarkDevil]

Dark: My mission is to mantain every Lum soul live longer then my own, as I cannot die so easely no Lum shall die so easely. And you can't do anything for them.
Dark turns his face and smiles with his eyes covered by darkness.
Dark: But...
Minutes later the cage door opens
Sand: Dark I knew you wouldn't leave us to die!
Dark: Exactly.
Dark enters and sudendly Blackheart closes the door.
Cosmic: Now we are all trap in here.
Blackheart: What sissis, are you sure you want to stay here Dark?
Dark: Certanly, a deal is a deal.
Cosmic, Forgotten, Falling and kroptik - ???
Caroline: Are you sure that you'll be all right?
Dark: Yes, go a head I don't mind. Oyouki, just phone Ten saing that I will miss dinner.
Caroline:Oh! Another thing, you look cute in a kitty body.
Dark: Thanks. Bye bye.
The girls leave.

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
All deads are sad, but was very difficult to write your. at least it was in the dream, a dream turned to nightmare in the final 

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: why?
All(Cosmic, Forgotten, Falling and kroptik): What is the meaning of this?
Dark: As my Master, Caroline, didn't want me to leave yo behind, so I've came to join you, I cannot die as You all know.
Dark (to Blackheart): How's the business back in hell?
Blackheart: Terrible everyone is doing things like this all over the universe just to hold on.
Dark: IT's really bad. Just a tip, "Let the ocean guieit."

[SandStorm]

Offtopic: because she is very nice, and don't deserve to die, she deserve long live. you won't understand, you are a demon... you don't have heart. but one day, you'll gain one.

Cosmic: well, and thanks to you we are stuck here...

Kroptik: but dark is sacrificing himself to save her... Afteral, he have love inside, he is gaining a heart!

then, one white blinding light appear, surrounding all the place

[Cosmic King]

Blackheart:Damn ya,darkdevil,now i know what yer intentions were,u wanted caroline soul 2 be free,hoping that her innocence would make her "too pure" for my realm,and now that u showed self-sacrifice 4 yer friends my hellish kingdom is crumbling wit this damn light

*da light strikes Blackheart,almost killing him*

aggghh,i am beaten,aghhhh

Falling:Time 4 fork over our wishes,demon

*suddenly a mystic hammer hits Blackheart*

Sand:That was Mjolnir,the hammer of thor

*thor appears*



Thor:Feel the might of the son of odin,foul villain



*launches a gigantic mystic lightning storm that vaporizes Blackheart;negative realm is dying*

friends,we gotta get outta here (creates a vortex 2 earth)

Falling/Cosmic/Sand/Kroptik/Forgotten:But about our wish...!! (Thor grabs em all and enter da vortex 2 earth)
Posted on: January 30, 2007, 02:39:27 AMCosmic:We may not get our wishes but at least we saved Caroline

Forgotten:Btw,where is she?

Falling:She is wit da other girls,anyways we have a videogame duel 2 continue,guyz

Sand:You r on,sensei

Kroptik:Wanna come,thor?

Thor:Aye,friends,i savor the chance 2 try yer videogames

*da warriors and thor go 2 falling house 2 play videogames*

DEATHMATCH FIC:SPECIAL EDITION ENDS...

[FallinG_StaR]

DEATHMATCH FANFICTION #111: THE THING COSMIC WILL POST... NEXT

As the Holidays come to an end and school starts again the UY warriors and the rest of the gang return to their "normal" lives... 2 weeks after school starts the students in from classroom 2-F keep following their normal routine until their teacher has a idea to break them out of the every day monotony...

Falling: Good morning kids...

Class: Good morning Sensei...

Falling: I have a idea that I think everyone will like...

Forgotten: Really!!!! You're going to kill yourself???

Falling: Hahaha... Very funny... No I wont kill myself... I know that's something some of you would like but, I was thinking more about a school play...

Kroptik/Sand: Yey... a school play...

Cosmic: Great, and what is the play we are going to represent???

Falling: I still don't know... Let's do it this way... You all go to the library and try to get ideas for our play...

Lum: That sounds great'cha...

The students leave the classroom and gather at the library...

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic:  The play must be really ridiculus.

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

LoL

On Topic:

*in da library*

Ataru:Hey,guys,look here is a book named ¨Hentai No Ken¨

Lum:Darling,u promised'tcha

Ataru:Hey,i am a man,i have special needs as anyone may know

Mendo:(drawing out his sword) I knew u wouldnt be so loyal 2 miss lum,DIE!!!

*Lum electroshocks Mendo and Ataru*

Kroptik:How about we make a play that ruins sensei job?

Sand:U still dont accept im as yer teacher?

Kroptik:Lets just say we r not so friendly  >

Forgotten:So u want a total disaster play

Kroptik:Exactly

*shinobu is reading a book then she dumps it*

Shinobu:This book truly is trash

Forgotten:Lemme see it,miyake (reading)

Cosmic:What does it say,forgotten?

Forgotten:It says ¨Springtime for the Fuhrer : The Gay Ballad of Adolph Elizabeth Hitler¨

Cosmic:Elizabeth?!?

Kroptik:Hmm,perhaps this is the kind of disaster we need 2 annoy sensei

Sand:Yet,it sounds 2 controversial,i dunno if i wanna be part of it

Kroptik:O faithless one,dont worry,we r not gonna act it,we need a bad director and some jerks...i mean,actors

Dark:What r ya doin,mortals?

Cosmic:Just plotting,demon,btw,do ya know some really bad bad director?

Dark:I may know one,his name is Roger DeBris,he lives at YMCA St. 041,if u want a bad play,go 2 him

Ataru:Hey,we all are a team,so all of us r going

Sand:Ok

*they arrive at the mansion of Roger DeBris,they r received by Hulk...Hogan*



Hogan:What do ya want,punks?

Kroptik:We wanna see Mr. DeBris

Hogan:Ok,lemme see (gay voice tone) Roger,we arent alone,come bring yer juicy ass down here

All:  |:(

*Mr. DeBris (using a dress) and one of his assistants arrive*



Roger:(Gay tone)Ok,who was da one that needed my services?

Kroptik:(thinking) :r :r (normal) We come from Tomobiki High and...

Roger:So ya know Onsen Mark?

Sand:Yeah,why?

Roger:Just an old boy friend of mine,hahaha,continue

Kroptik:Well,we heard that u were da best theater director of all times so we want ya 2 guide us in dis play (gives im the book)

Roger:Tsk,tsk,tsk,this tale is too gloomy and bizarre,i am afraid i cant

Ataru:(thinking)I am gonna hate me for doing this all me life (normal) But,roger,u cant give up in this one,i know u hav da talent,u have da beauty....

Lum:DARLING!!!! *Shocks ataru*

Roger:Hmm,well u have some points,young boy,ah,what the heck,i will direct yer play

Kroptik:Thanks

Roger:Well,it is due time 2 celebrate (summons the Village people and more weirdos)



*4 days pass by*

Roger:Ok,here is the cast for the play:

Ataru Moroboshi as Adolph E. Hitler

Shutaro Mendo as Lead Stormtrooper

Shinobu,Kaede,Ran,Ryuu as Chorus

Sand,Cosmic,Forgotten,Dark as Soldiers

Megane as Rolf the nazi singer

Perm as Mel the nazi singer 2

Lum Stormtroopers as Other Soldiers/Chorus

Lum as Eva Braun

I hope u have rehearsed cuz in 3 days we r gonna show Tomobiki High a good play

Kroptik:Wait till falling sensei sees this  >

[DarkDevil]

Dark: I'll look pathetic as a soldier, not even the clothes fit. I won't play!
Lum: Come on Dark'tcha I'look great and cute as a cat soldier. What shall Caroline think of you when you'll enter in the play?
Dark: She won't even come. It's better, not only for her as for her.
Lum: ???
Dark: It's better for her not to remember the Nazis and she needs to be updated for this time.

[Cosmic King]

Roger:2day is the day of reckoning,go break a leg,boys

Forgotten:Ok,lets see if we succeed

Falling:Oh,god,u r gonna be killed,class

*the play starts*

Side Note: Here is a video of how da play is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psjqi-SqssQ

so the words below are just who said each part,enjoy


CHORUS:
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
SHUTARO MENDO:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
MENDO:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND MENDO:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
MENDO:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
MEGANE:
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
PERM:
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
LUM:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!
MENDO:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ALL:
Heil Hitler!
ATARU:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ATARU:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ATARU:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ATARU:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ATARU:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ATARU:
...stand and cheer!
CHORUS:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ATARU:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today
ATARU:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ATARU & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ATARU:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ATARU:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ATARU:
You bet we'll be going...
ATARU & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

*Everyone is dancing,Ataru grabs Lum and kiss her,curtain falls down,oddly enough all the public applauds*

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Man, was it that good??? This people must be complete idiots...



Falling: Let me read the script again...

[SandStorm]

Sand: eeeek.... everyone liked! but looks at sensei's bored face

Kroptik: damn, i expected it to be a rly disgusting thing for them...

then, roger enter in scene (with a short pink skirt and yellow top) and start presenting the 'actors'