Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Don't ask me I'm a Ice Cream... (obviously using telepathy)... Hmm!!! Chocolate...

[DarkDevil]

Dark: I've got no time to waste with you.
Dark runs leaving Cosmic, Falling, Sand and Kroptik behind.
Dark reaches a big Altar with a paper blck and a pen.
Dark: Now to wirte My name.
DarkTries to grab the pen.
Dark: I can't hold the pen....Any way how the hell writes a name that was created before the writing age?

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Well,none of us have normal hands now,all except Kaedesand

Kroptik:Yes,he/she is da only one

Sand:Ok,but i cant get used 2 this female body

[SandStorm]

Sand: ok, lets me try. (grab the pen)

Sand: well, when writing didn't existed, signals were used, as far as i know, if we wanted to write "sun" we draw a sun.

Sand draw the cosmos and one crown (cosmic), then draw the desert and blowing winds (sandstorm), next, draw one star falling from the sky (fallingstar) and finally, one prince (kroptik)


Sand: lets hope this will do.

Dark: You forgot to draw forgotten.

Sand: how can i draw one forgotten thing? then, there's no draw...

Dark: just think a while...

Sand: ok... (draw one stick man and 2 interrogation marks)

[Cosmic King]

*the drawn symbols glow,setting free da warriors*

Falling:I was gettin used 2 been delicious

Cosmic:LoL

Sand:(checking his body again)Well,good things dont last forever *sigh*

Kroptik:Well,we have 2 of 5 candles lit,lets get 2 find da next altar

*warriors find a huge harem building and da altar scripture on it*

Forgotten:Lets see what it says:

"HE WHO CONSERVATES HIS DREAM WILL BE IMPRISONED"

*Da warriors r sucked into different dimensions where their wild dreams r true*

Falling Star dream is about owning his harem with all da girls





Kroptik is marrying Lum (do ignore shutaro head)



Cosmic dream is just da same and lum bein happy(damn copycat  >)



Sand dream is to live with Kaede and some "sistas"

Forgotten dream is 2 live with lum and belldandy and have an UY xmas







Dark dream remains a mystery

Off Topic:

Time 2 end our dreams,hahahahahaha 

[SandStorm]

Falling: (he see bins with gasoline) God damnit...

falling empty the bins in the harem, and turn on his lighter

Falling: i don wanna see it... Goodbye! (put fire on it)

after a while, the harem explodes, killing all the girls inside, and the sky got repleted of bloody body parts flying around... in Fallings hands fall Benten head, almost without meat in the skull


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Kroptik: so sorry... Lum... I will marry and live with kurama...

Lum: no.... (leaves crying and running)

Kurama arrives

Priest: Prince of tecas... do you accept kurama as yer wife and promise to make her happy?

Kroptik: YES!

Priest: Kurama... do you accept kroptik as yer husband and promise to make him happy?

Kurama: YES!


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Cosmic: Lum... you are being fatty don't ya?

Lum: you think?

Cosmic: yeah... looks like you have 100 extra pounds... yer ass is able to get stuck in the toilet.

Lum: Cosmic! (zapps cosmic and leaves crying)

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Kaede: Sweetie, dinner is almost done!

Sand: (thinking) well... let me take profit while it last, and gain force... (taking) ok dear, i am setting up the table for dinner!

they have one amazingly dinner. after they finished it, they went to the cinema.

Sand: hum... this movie is a classic, and one improved version... Titanic...

Kaede: yep. lets enjoy it. (start crying in the part the 2 lovers are in the destroied titanic, dying together) Sniff, sniff...

Sand: (clean Kaede's tears and hug her) Do not cry honey...

they go home at the end of the movie.

Kaede: Thanks for this marvelous night Sand.

Sand: I wish it could last for ever my dear...

when they are about to kiss each other, with one knife, sand pierce it in kaede's chest, in the hearth

Sand: No... (is holding kaede's dead body) i will never forgive myself for this...


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When Lum and belldandy arrive for the party they see a note in the table:

Forgotten: Dear lum and belldandy... i've got one bad notice, i couldn't handle it and suicided myself... so sorry...
 

[Cosmic King]

*3rd candle is lit;warriors r already free of the harem*

All:Man,what a bummer

Cosmic:Oww,well,we need just 2 more candles

Sand:Let us go then

Kroptik:(thinking) i wont forgive meself,i married kurama in dat bizarre dream,oh god,i am gonna... :r :r :r

Falling:What didya see,demon?

Dark:Lets just get outta here

Falling:Ohh...ok

*warriors enter a castle*

Sand:Here says:

"ONLY THE DAMNED TOUCH WILL SAVE THE BLESSED ONE"

Kinda tricky (suddenly all warriors lose their powers,castle gets full of demons and rising lava flows)

Cosmic:Just what we needed

[SandStorm]

Kroptik: Sh*t, now how can we handle it! I'll never leave alive from here!

Falling: poor guy... depression attacks...

Cosmic: leave that crap, and think in one solution!

Forgotten: Damned one... The only damn person i see here is dark... right demon kitty?

Dark: Ya rly... and the blessed wont be you...

Sand: ho's the guy thats blessed... Well, from all of us, Falling is blessed by the gods of Luck... and he's got Benten, the godess of luck!

Dark: Ok falling, gimme your hands.

Falling: so true... lets the yin and yang coexist, without then, nothing makes sence...

dark and falling grad their hands together

[Cosmic King]

*warriors recover their powers,lava stops flowing and da demons r killed,4th candle is lit*

Kroptik:Just one more,now that i think it,this is way more easy than Murderland,guyz

Falling:We hav no time 2 compare adventures,time 2 find da last altar

Sand:Right on,mate

*warriors arrive 2 somekind of Parthenon in flames*

Cosmic:So here is da last checkpoint,here is da altar:

"IF THEE,FAR AWAY PRINCE, WANTS TO WIN,KILL THY MATES THEE MUST"

what kind of message is this?!?

Kroptik:(with glowing energy)Sorry,guys,end of the line:

SUPREME SABER BLAST!!!

*fist gets stopped by sand*

Sand:I am sure it isnt meaning that we kill ourselves,it must mean something

*suddenly a giant creature with mix of sand,cosmic,forgotten and falling parts and powers*

Forgotten:Uh-oh

[DarkDevil]

Dark: This is bad.
The creature looks around.
Creature: Kitty!
Dark: Really bad.
Dark starts running away and the creature follows him.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: well the altar says only kroptik can kill this thing, so its up to you, do it now while the creature is distracted by Dark

[DarkDevil]

Dark: AND HURRY YOU IDIOTS!

[Forgotten_Lum]

Kroptik: I dont know, I'm still bummed out, I don't want to do anything

*Dark turns towards the UY warriors*

Falling: not this way

[SandStorm]

sand push kroptik and pull him towards

Sand: think he is ataru and fight!

Kroptik: Holy moma...

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Ah... Crap... I didn't want to use them but I see we have no choice... I will have to use my secret ninja techniques...

* FallinG_StaR uses is Henge no Jutsu("Transformation Technique") and transforms into Blackheart

Falling: Now to confuse even more the monster I'll do this... Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu ("Multiple Shadow Clone Technique")

The monster gets confused by all the copies of Blackheart and steps back...

Falling: Hahaha... I knew it would work...

Cosmic: Eh... Falling I think you forgot something...

Falling: What???

Cosmic: The monster haves all our powers...

Falling: Uh-Oh...

Suddenly the monster take the form of only Falling body and uses the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu ("Shadow Clone Technique")...

Forgotten: Oh... nice work... Now there's dozens of them...

Falling: At least I can't use my TajÅ« Kage Bunshin no Jutsu ("Multiple Shadow Clone Technique") and that means we  still have the numbers advantage...

Sand: No worries I'll destroy them... "Desert Coffin"

After wrapping all Evil Falling Clones with sand, Sand causes the sand to implode and crush whatever is within.

Sand: That should do it...

Falling: Hmpf... you wish... If he has my powers the real one must have escaped...

And indeed it did... and now he transformed into half Sand's and half Falling...

Sand/Falling: Uh-Oh...