Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Forgotten_Lum]

*every is prepare for the ceremony to when everyone notice the priest lying on the ground in shock*

Falling: that cant be good

Lum: so close'tcha

Ataru(turning to everyone): Can anyone fill in for the priest

*everyone is shocked*

Forgotten: That's something I never expected to happen, but oh well*stands up and walks up the aile*, if you would allow me, I can

Ataru and Lum: sure

Falling: since when is Forgotten pure enough to be a priest

Cosmic: hey he has Belldandy doesnt he

Falling: you clearly dont know what happened last night, do you

Forgotten: Then let us begin*transforms his clothes into the priest gown*

Forgotten:Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined.

Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

No one has stepped forward, very well then

 I require and charge you both, as ye will answer at the dreadful day of judgment when the secrets of all hearts shall be disclosed, that if either of you know any impediment, why ye may not be lawfully joined together in Matrimony, that ye confess it. For ye be well assured, that so many as be coupled together otherwise than God's Word doth allow are not joined together by God; neither is their Matrimony lawful. At which day of Marriage, if any man do allege and declare any impediment, why they may not be coupled together in Matrimony, by God's Law, or the Laws of the Realm; and will be bound, and sufficient sureties with him, to the parties; or else put in a Caution (to the full value of such charges as the persons to be married do thereby sustain) to prove his allegation; then the solemnization must be deferred, until such time as the truth be tried. If no impediment be alleged, then shall the

Forgotten(to ataru): Wilt the have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt the love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?

The Man shall answer: I d...d...do.

Forgotten(to Lum): Wilt the have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt the obey him, and serve him, love, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

The Woman shall answer: I do.

Forgotten: Thus ends the formal betrothal.

Forgotten:Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?

Mr. Invader: That is me

*Mr. Invader places lum's right hand in the hand of Forgotten, and then takes his seat. Forgotten makes ataru hold lum's right hand with his right hand

Forgotten: And now for the exchange of vows

Ataru: I dont know how to say the vows

Forgotten: dont worry I'll implant them into your brain

Ataru: thank goodness

Ataru: "I, Ataru, take thee Lum to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, for fairer or fouler, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us depart, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.

*Then they loose their hands; and lum, with her right hand taking ataru by his right hand*

Lum: I Lum take thee Ataru to my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to be bonny and buxom at bed and at board, to love and to cherish, till death us depart, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.

Forgotten: and now for the exchange of rings

*Then they again loose their hands; Kroptik gives ataru the ring and ataru gives to Forgotten, laying the same upon the Bible and the Priest shall bless the Ring in the following manner:

Bless these Rings, O merciful Lord, that those who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another, remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children. Amen.

*Forgotten, taking the Ring, gives it to ataru*

Ataru: With this Ring I thee wed, *here placing it upon Lum's thumb* and with my body I thee honor, *here placing it upon Lum's index finger* and with all my worldly goods I thee endow; *here placing it upon Lum's ring finger* In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

*Forgotten, taking the other Ring, gives it to Lum*

Lum: With this Ring I thee wed, *here placing it upon ataru's thumb* and with my body I thee honor, *here placing it upon ataru's index finger* and with all my worldly goods I thee endow; *here placing it upon ataru's ring finger* In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Forgotten: Let us pray. O Eternal God, Creator and Preserver of all mankind, Giver of all spiritual grace, the Author of everlasting life; Send thy blessing upon these thy servants, this man and this woman, whom we bless in thy Name; + that, as Isaac and Rebecca lived faithfully together, so these persons may surely perform and keep the vow and covenant betwixt them made, whereof this Ring given and received is a token and pledge, and may ever hereafter remain in perfect love and peace together, and live according to thy laws; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. 

*Forgotten then joins their right hands together*

Forgotten: Those whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder. Then shall the Minister speak unto the people. Forasmuch as Ataru and Lum have consented together in holy wedlock, and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given and pledged their troth each to the other, and have declared the same by giving and receiving of a Ring, and by joining of hands; I pronounce therefore that they be Man and Wife together, in the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen

Forgotten: God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit, bless, preserve, and keep you; the Lord mercifully with his favour look upon you; and so fill you with all spiritual benediction and grace, that ye may so live together in this life, that in the world to come ye may have life everlasting. Amen.

*Forgotten turns the couple to the Company*

Forgotten: You may now kiss the bride

*they kiss each the other, and then proceed from the Altar*

[Cosmic King]

Shaft:Man,i always cry in them wedding y'all

Cosmic:I know u do,shaft-man

Sand:Lum,time 4 throw da bouquet 2 da single spinsters

Ran:Hey,dont be rude

Sand:Sorry

*lum throws da bouquet;it gest caught by benten*

Benten:What da hell i have 2 do with this? eat it?

Ryuu:Bah,u still r dumb,u r da next 2 marry

*benten and ryuu fight*

Falling:Hmph,another chapter closes 2day

Kroptik:(a little depressed)Whataday (to ataru)make her unhappy and u r a dead man,moroboshi,i may lost 2day but i wont give up,that is somethin kurama taught me

Ataru:Gulp



Lum:What is up,darling'tcha?

Ataru:Nothing,i am just hungry can we go 2 eat

Lum:Dont worry,soon we will go da party

Cosmic:how about u tell lum yer little poem,ataru?

Ataru:It is too corny,better not

Lum:Come on say it,darling



Ataru:Hey,look how beautiful are da maiden babes



Lum:arggg,darling!!!



Dark:Meow,at least da golden couple is together (a voice sounds) ?!?

St. Peter:Lucifer,beacuse of yer help at this,"yer brother" has decided 2 return ya just a bit of yer power back,just if ya behave

Dark:Take a hike,bozo

St. Peter:Well,ok (leaves)

Dark:Wait,i thought u were joking,wait...!!! (lum grabs him)

Lum:Dont worry,kitty,u can still live with us'tcha

Yaegron Maxo7:Yehaw,pardners,Yaegron is inda wedding,fellas

Falling:I think we ought 2 go 2 da wedding party

Cosmic:Lets go,then

Sand:Btw,it seems Satan,Ares,Zerg and Lord of Terror vanished

Uatu:I just sent them 2 da source wall,that will imprison them,yasumi and iori were granted other host bodies,Galactus returned 2 his space travels and here is rei and kurama

Kroptik:tsk,tsk,tsk,they look like a nice couple,how about we celebrate a double wedding? (evil grin)

Rei/Kurama:NOOOO!!!!

[DarkDevil]

Later on, In the weding party

Ataru (talking to Dark secretly): As I'm now married to Lum will you obey?
Dark: It depends the order or request.
Ataru: If I ask you to torture Kroptik, because the incident he done before?
Dark: Don't worry it has been already arranged.
A few minutes later, Ten arrives.
Lum: where were you Ten-san? You've missed the wedding
Ten: I was dealing something.
Ten (with a sad face): My beloved Lum-chan, this is terrible news but… AAAAHHHHHH!!! WHAT IS IDIOTIC ATARU DOING DRESSED AS THAT AND EVEN SITED BY YOU'RE SIDE?!?!
Everyone turn their face to Lum and Ten.
Lum: Don't you know I married? I've married Darling'cha!
Ten: That means I don't have to show you this.
Ten takes from his diaper a tape.
Lum: Was that tape fake'cha?
Ten: I've looked closer and it was real.
Ataru: What was it about?
Ten play the tape
Ten: Kroptik marrying Kurama.
Ten and Lum turn their head to everyone, and they are all torturing Kroptik.
Mendo: So you wanted to be married to Lum and Kurama didn't you.
Megane: You aren't even better then Ataru, Baka
Kroptik: It's all fake! It's all fake!
Dark: Ten, pass a communicator.
Dark (talking to the communicator): Hi! Is Kurama there? Tell her that she can have Kroptik.
Suddenly Kurama ship crashes in the roof.
Kurama: Darling, come home!
Kroptik is transported to Kurama's ship.
Kroptik: I don't want to go! I'm not even married
Kurama's ship disappears.
Ten: Why are you smiling Dark?
Dark: Nothing, just something I've planed since the party at Falling's, that's all.
Benten: Let's return to the party!

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Poor kroptik,back 2 where we started

Falling:Indeed,shall we go 4 him?

Forgotten:Yes,but first lets enjoy da party,there is no rush

Dark:(with a wine cup)Yep,let lady lum enjoy her day

Sand:Besides,i am sure Mekata will send a rescue squad

Yaegron:Enough of the kroptik matter,lets get this party started!!!

Cosmic:Yep,it is time we all "uchu wa taihenda"

Dark:Hell,yeah!





*party goes on*

Lum:Darling

Ataru:Lum



Uatu:And thus the universal balance still stands



a new and weird life begins...

DEATHMATCH FIC

THE END

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic:  the real end of this episode

[Cosmic King]

DEATHMATCH FIC : SPECIAL EDITION STARTING...

*3 days after lum wedding,dark is using the internet at Lum UFO,he receives an e-mail*

Dark:Lets see what it says..."I know where Caroline is" and it was sent by someone named B.Heart...odd yet i am curious

*flashback starts,the time is 1944 in Austria*

Dark:Caroline,soon those darn nazi soldiers will arrive at this land of mine,pls hide well,cuz soon i shall dispatch them (prepares his weapons and several demonic blades)

Caroline:(trying 2 stop dark) Wait,my love,there is no need 4 more bloodshed,everytime u go 2 battle something in you dies,i dunno what i would do if i were 2 lose ya

Dark:Yet i wont die,caroline,those nazis have murdered yer race,i am just killing a bunch of em,i must now go 2 battle,now hide (nazis arrive)

Nazi Leader:Herr Lucifer,the fuhrer has decided 2 take away yer land as one of our headquarters,surrender immediately

*Dark creates several hellhounds that devour the nazi leader*

Dark:Hmph,in life u were human s**t,now you will be dog s**t (to the 2 armies of invaders) who is ready 2 die now?!?

*Dark enters his demon truck and begins slaughtering da nazi armies*

destruction for creation,creation for destruction...destroy then create,that is the law of the universe,drown in the sea of yer own blood,nazi bastards,hahahahahhahahaha

Nazi :He is da devil,withdraw (the other nazis run away)

Dark:So i see u r chicken,third reich soldiers,it is time u r roast chicken

*sends a huge ball of hellfire that burns da nazis*

if this was the best they could sent me,then they r low league 4 me,there is still no one able 2 match me

??:LUCIFER!!

Dark:I see u were watching,brother

Nameless One:Lucifer,long enough i have endured yer bloody ways since the start of all

Dark:Spare me yer lecture,brother,anything u hav tried has failed

Nameless One:So u think i am not able 2 hurt my little brother,maybe u r immortal,but yer love isnt

Dark:You wouldnt dare

Nameless One:Long enough u have bathed in da blood of thousands,good and wicked as well,to take away of ya just 1 person wouldnt harm ya,right (makes Caroline 2 appear)my dear,caroline,let da light of truth show u da way Lucider was,is and will be (makes her her see all da pain Dark has made)

Caroline:arrgg,cant take it anymore,lucifer,battle has always been part of ya,u dont love me,u just love the thrill of fight,then allow me 2 ease yer burden (grabs a a gun and points it 2 her head)

Dark:Wait,caroline,dont do it....

Caroline:Farewell (pulls da trigger;commits suicide)

Dark:CAROLINE!!!! (holding her dead body)oh,caroline (weeping) (to his brother) damn ya

Nameless One:Anyways her soul wont enter yer realm nor mine,i sent her 2 a place far far away,may this be a lesson 2 ya,my brother (vanishes)

*flashback ends*

Dark:Long time i havent remembered dat sad day

Lum:What is up,dark'tcha?

Dark:Just remembering,lady lum (thinking)yet i ask myself...

Off Topic:

Inspired by some Darkdevil posts  >

[DarkDevil]

 Offtopic: You *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* You're doom WhenI find you!
  My poor beloved  Lum (Caroline)
  The words she has told me  I could not ear  nor understand  I could only fell the  sadness and  cold .
And it was in Austria Or something You *-*-*-*!

[FallinG_StaR]

Now that's a bizarre story... and Portugal was neutral country in WW2... LoL

Now the Devil is pissed with you Cosmic...

[Forgotten_Lum]

nice start to a new fanfic

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

I apologize if da tale molested ya,dardevil,already fixed it 2 been at Austria and since it is a tale of your life,may u continue it

[SandStorm]

Dark: the past, the past... (whispering) dunno how and who discovered this to send...

Dark: (to ten) my buddy i am a bit hungry... can you feed me?

Ten: yep.

at fallings house, the guys are playing one game, and kroptik is having a tea with falling

Forgotten: yo dude, your game is da best! kicking some bastards.

Kroptik: (drinking some tea) don't say nothing... Falling do you have pills for depression?

Sand: mate, i recommend you to play something bloody as hell, you'll loose that damned depression dude. (twist the joystick and felt from the chair)

[Cosmic King]

*suddenly all Japan is covered in Ice and Snow*

Falling:Brr

Cosmic:Hey,guys,dont wanna sound strange but da telephone is on fire

Forgotten:(grabs da phone)Yeah?

??:If u wanna see Oyuki alive,go to Warehouse in Lucius St. 666 (dissapears)

Sand:What was,mate?

Forgotten:Some weirdo kidnapped oyuki and wants 2 see us

Cosmic:Another threat?

Kroptik:Well,dat way i can purge the pain of my heartbreaking,lets go

*meanwhile Darkdevil is driving one of his hellish motorbikes when...*

Dark:??,a bizarre feeling tingles me,it may be da answer 4 this crazy winter,let us track its source (arrives to lucius st. 666;finds da other warriors)u too sensed a bizarre feeling?

Kroptik:No,demon,we came cuz oyuki may have been kidnapped

Dark:Well,i shall go wit ya,u may always need my help or u would die

Sand:Hey!! (warriors enter da warehouse,they get transported 2 another world filled of fire,brimstone and pain)

Forgotten:Hell?!?

Dark:No,this place looks somehow less violent than my realm,yet i dunno where is here

*an eerie being arrives in front of the warriors*



??:Welcome,i have been waiting 4 yer arrival

Cosmic:Who r ya?

??:My name is Blackheart,master of the negative realm

Dark:negative realm?

Blackheart:Yes,this place may not be hell but it was made by lust,war,hatred,wrath and all other negative feelings u humans made,but allow me 2 tell ya why i gathered ya,i have enslaved da souls of Oyuki,Benten,Shinobu and Ran as a way 2 attract all of you,you see,each 666 years i gather a team of brave warriors 2 battle me,if they win i free da souls of their friends and make their wishes true,but if i win,i rip the souls out of them

Forgotten:Sadistic demon

*Blackheart notices Darkdevil*

Blackheart:So i see u teamed with humans,lucifer,this is getting interesting,tell ya what,i am gonna add the soul of Caroline in the bargain



here at my hand i have da tortured soul of lady caroline,good thing i could obtain it at the Supreme Auction

Dark:??

Blackheart:Oh,u would be surprised of what the Nameless One is able to,very good let us proceed (creates a pentagram with 5 candles) u have 5 tasks in here 2 be done so the candles lit and open a portal 2 where i shall await ya,bye bye (dissapears)

Sand:Man,i was having fun playing videogames

Dark:Stop yer whining,we gotta save em

Cosmic:You know dat Caroline girl,demon?

Dark:Long story (enter a hellish forest)

Forgotten:Here is an altar and it says:

"WHILE THE TREE OF AEGIS LIVES,MY SERVANTS WONT DIE"

*the warriors are surrounded by demons*

[Kroptik]

Cosmic: Any ideas guys?

Kroptik: Anyone knows how that tree looks like?

Falling: Probably different from all the others...

Sand: MARENOSTRUM TOTALIS!
* Some of the demons get trapped, but more are approaching *

Kroptik: OK guys hang on for a minute.

* Kroptik sprous huge bat-like wings from his back and goes airborne *

Kroptik (shouting from above): Head northwest guys. There's a huge tree there.

* The UY warriors all head in the direction Kroptik was pointing, while avoiding the demons. They reach a clearing with a 400-meter high tree *

Falling: Guess this is the one.

Kroptik: Any ideas on how to cut it down? I don't think axes will work on this...

[SandStorm]

Sand: damn... let gimme a try.

*sandstorm fuses with the ground and disappear*

inside the ground, SS see himself with big roots all underground

Sand: shees... this will be tricky.

** SS transform the place were the tree is in rock, and then, with the power of earth, one giant hand grab the roots, and pull it from the ground. ***

Sand: (appearing near the warriors) big roots hum?

Cosmic: ok, lets joint our forces!

*** the warriors do one powerful attack, destroy the giant hand grabbing the tree by the roots, and it falls in the ground ***

[Cosmic King]

*all surrounding demons begin dying in a fiery flame;one candle of the pentagram is lit;warriors begin walking*

Kroptik:Man,i cant wait till we beat dat Blackheart creep and claim da prize

Sand:U know demons use 2 misunderstand any wishes they make true

Kroptik:Yep,but i have my ways 2 understand demons,right,darkdevil?

Dark:Hmph

Falling:Look,boyz (they see a Gigantic graveyard)

Cosmic:The altar saids:

"CARVING THY NAME WILL MAKE THEE THE LORD"

(suddenly all da warriors are suffering a lot of changes as age acceleration,metamorphosis,etc)

Forgotten:(becoming 234 years older) damn it

Falling:(becomes into molten ice cream) s**t

Cosmic:(becoming a huge crystal statue) what da hell?

Sand:(becoming in...kaede) damn

Kroptik: (becoming a cloud man) what a dark cloud i am

Dark:Now,what will we do,boyz?