Topic: DEATHMATCH

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik shreads the rest of Falling_Star's body with his Elemental Enhnced Sword *

Just to make sure >

[Cosmic King]

u r next,kroptik

but first

why dont u give a kiss 2 lum?

i assure u this is da real lum

*lum appears and is ready 2 accept Kroptik kiss*

[Kroptik]

 :@ :@
OK I accept it.


Wait a second.......
Lum loves Ataru. Everyone knows that...

What's the catch Cosmic??

[FallinG_StaR]

Well I see that my combo of Sub-Zero (Mortal Combat) and Ryoga (Ranma) isn't enough to destroy you...

Well then...

* FallinG_StaR as always regenerates LoL

[Cosmic King]

good 2 see u again,falling star

btw,kroptik,are u gonna let lum-sama stand in a kissing position and not kiss her?

i assure you she wants u 2 kiss her,ataru gave his permission

[Kroptik]

Off-topic side note:
I now own all of the OVAs :D) :D) :D)
And I couldn't have done it without Falling_Star and SandStorm. Thanks guys.  :D)

[Cosmic King]

off-topic:

congratz in yer success,kroptik  :-

enjoy those goodies :D)

[Cosmic King]

time is running,kroptik

she wont want a kiss later

it is now or never

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik scans Lum's memory *

WAIT A SECOND!!
That isn't Lum! That's Ran!!!

* The illusion dissapears and Ran returns to her ship *
Nice try Cosmic. I see we can't be on the same side. Guess you'll have to leave the job of being Lum's guardian since you're not worthy of it.

* Kroptik kicks Cosmic King out and fires him, then sets him on fire with his fire breath *

Now go bother someone else.

[Cosmic King]

hahahaha

yer fire breath is quite refreshing,btw dat girl is really lum,i messed wit yer mind 2 think she was Ran

now that u despised her,she will come 2 me

i needed you 2 be tricked 2 make this work

[Cosmic King]

it is u who has been kicked of the Lum Guardian Corps...that unless u kiss her 2 prove yer loyalty

or what?

cant u kiss a kawai girl? not even in da cheek?

[Kroptik]

YOU!!!! (we really need a flaming angry smiley here...)

Feel my wrath.

* Kroptik uses Lum Love Laser, followed by Gigantic Gigabang, then 1000 Torments of the Dead, ending with Fists of Darkness and Scorching Shock Breath *

Now get away from here. I said NOW!

* Kroptik teleports Cosmic King into an unknown galaxy *

Now to repair my damage...

* Kroptik goes apologise to Lum, explaining the situation. She understands and forgives him *

Thanks

[FallinG_StaR]

**Off-Topic**
You should see Catch the heart OVA its very good and very funny.

* FallinG_StaR disappears, then reappears behind Kroptik, he then grabs and slams him on the ground.

Eat dirt dude loL

[Cosmic King]

an unknown galaxy?

my friend,i am not called Cosmic for nothing

*re-appears*

allow me,falling

i wanted u 2 at least have yer last wish 2 be wit lum or kiss her but u hav refused mah gift

suffer da consequences,kroptik

*summons a gigantic energy ball*

GALAXIAN DESTRUCTION!!

*billions of energy balls strike kroptik*

and now 4 da finale

SUPREME BIG BANG ASSAULT!!!

*shoots a gigantic blast that knocks kroptik 2 earth core*

[Kroptik]

Earth's core is kind of cosy. But I must fulfill my duty as Lum's guardian.

* Kroptik reappers at the surface, totally undamaged *

You're explosions were too weak to hurt me.
Now...
GIGASLASH

* Kroptik cuts Cosmic King in half *

Now I have to retire. So...

* Kroptik creates an anti-teleportation anti-mind-controlling indestructable shield around the Moroboshi's house and makes Lum, Ataru, Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi, as well as himself, unaffected by it (meaning they can go through it) *